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| Alias(es): |
Hidanpool |
| Physiological Age: |
22 |
| Birthday: |
โ๏ธ April 1st |
| Gender: |
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| Sexual Orientation(s): |
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| Pronouns: |
He/Him |
| Ethnicity: |
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| Nationality: |
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| Height: |
177.1cm |
| Weight: |
56.8kg |
| Religion: |
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| Alignment: |
Chaotic Evil |
| Previous Occupation(s): |
Akatsuki Member |
| Occupation(s): |
Elite Member of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! |
| Criminal Record: |
Torture |
| Personality: |
Crazy |
| Interest(s): |
Killing in the name of Lord Jashin |
| Likes: |
Violence |
| Dislikes: |
People not worshiping Jashin |
| Fighting Style(s): |
Several Jutsu's and cursed jutsu's |
| Paraphernalia: |
Red Scythe |
| Favourite Food(s): |
Tacos |
| Goal(s): |
Kill ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป (failed) |
| Hair Colour: |
โโ Gray Chateau |
| Eye Colour: |
โโ Purple Heart |
| Aura Colour: |
โโ Red |
| Sister(s): |
Hรคnsel (adopted little sister) |
| Daughter(s): |
Little Envy (adopted daughter) |
| Love Interest(s): |
Envy (deceased) |
| Friend(s): |
๐๐ช๐ท (best friends) |
| Previous Affiliation(s): |
Akatsuki |
| Affiliation(s): | |
| Enemies: |
Imperium of Gods |
Hidan (้ฃๆฎต) is the insane immortal S-rank supervillain who originally was introduced as an Akatsuki member in the UnAnything Universe. He is a devout religious extremist who worships the faith of Jashin, and takes it upon himself to be a missionary of the faith. He originally served as a major antagonist within the Hundred Year's War arc and would become "best friends" with Kakuzu. The two would become known as the "zombie combo" of the Akatsuki. Hidan is known for being a selfish, loathsome, and arrogant prick who only cares about himself and his immortality.
After the timeskip, it would be confirmed that he survived his burying and made it out alive while still being decapitated. He would soon realize that all of the Akatsuki was long gone and defeated, so he decided to become a vigilante since he was bored and wanted to kill more people. As a vigilante, he took the name Hidanpool (ใใใณใใผใซ, Hidanpลซru?) and decided to annoy and or kill most of the entire cast of Marvel superheroes. He would although, surprisingly, make friends with the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
He would eventually be revealed to audiences within the narrative as one of the primary protagonists within the point of view for the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ within the entire Omniverse Saga when he ventured as an Immortal "operator" within the side of the League of Gangstas that was secretly in charge of recruiting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ that his allies needed to infect for the Anti NPC Rebellion that was being used as a tool to bring more members on the side of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ. Edvenutally he would return to where he need criminal operations before the Dimensional Merge and he would find himself with Dan McNeely, a representative within the Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society which was made to hunt and destroy the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society. He would quit after one mission already being an elite member since the organization was just the same "gangstas" he used to work for. He would later meet Envy while working in the agency and the two became close "friends" and also a duo known as the "jealousy & jashin combo". But soon leave realizing that Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society is fucking boring and temporarily joined because he wanted an excuse to kill people and watch the world burn.
After Envy's demise and the loss of his allies during the Dimensional Merge showed him that without someone to call a friend, Hidan would come to realize how mind numbingly stupid and boring the agency is and how much more fun the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society is while also actually fitting his religious views for once. This began his anti-redemption arc where he finally became a central protagonist and best friends with his Canadian twinsie, Enrique, while he was a member. And later would become the protective adoptive uncle to the twins Hansel and Gretel. He is also had his own personal team designed to pipeline others towards the SUSiety.
Personality
Hidan was a very foul-mouthed and disrespectful young man; he frequently used profanity and complained towards allies and opponents alike, despite being a "highly religious" person. He rarely used honourifics when speaking, and, even then, usually as a form of sarcasm: Examples are him referring to Envy as Envy-Chan. He also likes calling Envy a femboy because he enjoys getting them angry. He has threaten to sacrifice his own allies to Jashin but all these instances were because of Haliey Welch. Hidan is also confirmed to be a extreme masochist due to his own immortality.
Hidan had absolutely no moral restraints regarding the people he killed; he considered slaughter a religious calling, and often took considerable pleasure in making his opponents' deaths as painful as possible. He firmly believed that shinobi were meant to kill and revel in violence.
After leaving the Akatsuki, Hidan became more sadistic and psychopathic due to the loss of his allies. He would befriend Envy for a short while within the Freaky Society realizing he had a gang of psychopaths to hang around. Hidan would start sacrificing people to Jashin more as maybe if he kills enough Jashin may bring him back which would never happen. Hidans Blood lust cannot be suppressed he just kills for the sake of killing. Speaking of which his methods of killing would become more graphic and brutal after his departure from the Akatsuki and example was the shit he did to both Ceroba and Chujin.
Hidan would become more foul mouthed once joining the Freaky Society due to his chaotic nature they consider him to be the cultist version of Dan with more violent tendencies this in also the exact reason why he and Dan became best bro's.
Hidan rarely shows any sadness or empathetic emotions the only times he's ever felt sad emotions is when he's around Chimera Kanako and around Envy's Grave.
Hidan is also a major asshole to everyone one of the many things he loves to do is make fun of everybody and offending everyone. and one of these many examples is when he pissed off the artist community by generating a image of G&W as Adolf Hitler. which ended in absolute disaster as it led to the death of new freaky society member GI Robot. Hidan doesn't care if you're offended he will piss everyone off for the sake of being zased.
Later in the saga, Hidanโs mental state steadily deteriorates, and after Hanselโs death, he completely snaps. Consumed by grief and rage, he becomes obsessed with revenge against Cheeto Man, leading him down a destructive path that ends with the deaths of his allies and the collapse of his personal group. Unlike the loud, arrogant fanatic he once was, Hidan grows colder, more bitter, and increasingly unhinged after losing his adoptive nephew.
As the story continues, he becomes far more ruthless and self-destructive, throwing himself into violence because he no longer cares what happens to him. His constant failures to protect the people closest to him leave him emotionally hollow, but instead of openly mourning, he masks that pain with cruelty, aggression, and reckless bloodshed. This downward spiral is what makes Hidan one of the sagaโs most tragic characters: beneath all the brutality is someone who copes with causing as much violence and destruction as possible.
One of the many cool things about Hidan is that uh he's not that smart out of all the protagonists he's pretty dumb probably due to reasons in the ninja world or something but he isn't really smart He also can't read.
Hidans Overpowered Abilities
Hidan despite being not pretty strong has an ability that technically makes him overpowered due to his love for Jashin he has an ability known as his curse mode it is basically him tweaking the fuck out but he can basically use himself as a voodoo doll but here's the downside to using his curse technique known as death control or Death Possession Blood.
2 special requirements need to be met the first condition is that Hidan has to Draw a Circle to keep himself safe from Sea Bears and then turn it into the insignia of jashinism and the next requirement is that he needs to ingest the blood of his potential victim once that step is complete and all requirements are met Hidan and his victims soul is linked and it is stated that any injury that Hidan inflicts onto himself will be given to the victim basically he can use himself as a voodoo doll
that is also why he has a sharp rod in the weapons section it is used to stab and impale himself during the Curse Technique. but there is only one downside Hidan cannot step outside the circle he must remain in the circle to use the ability. because if he leaves the link will break. This is one of the reasons why he couldnt use his attack against MagiRagg as she was fully armored meaning that he couldn't acquire any blood but he was nearly able to do it to Magi Big Tits. This Op ability is one of Hidans 2 tricks he knows 2 things which is Scythe and Death Control. Oh and this ability turns Hidan black with white markings which makes him look like a skeleton. Most people refer to his curse mode as Hidan Crashing out
Oh btw, he also has the most powerful Fourth Wall breaking ability apart from Dan, so there's that too.
Physical Appearance
Overall Most of Hidans appearances are that of a Athletic Young man, and his height around 5'9 (177.1 cm). Hidan has medium-length grey hair that was slicked back and distinctive purple eyes. In Terms of fashion Hidan's wardrobe often includes the Akatsuki robes which he kept slightly opened, revealing his Yugakure forehead protector around his neck and Jashin amulet, The Forehead protectors symbol is scratched off symbolizing his severing of ties with the village. His pants usually are grey pants with matching shinobi sandals. He also wore dark green nail polish and his orange Akatsuki ring on his left index finger, which bears the kanji for "three". Hidan is also known to not wear any branded or expensive clothing and as such most of his wardrobe that isn't his Akatsuki cloaks is stuff he bought from the thrift store. His causal attire usually includes a puffy black jacket and a white wife-beater and of course he's wearing his jashin amulet his casual wear also includes black Track pants and tennis shoes.
His other forms like the hidanpool form's outfit He wears a red and black full body tactical suit that is inspired by Deathstroke and Spiderman but its even cooler as it features a mask with expressive, movable eye lenses and has seen minor variations in color, belt design, and holster placement while maintaining its iconic look and function across
Hidans other costumes include His Desert outfit that was only used in sol Invictus which is a functional, high-tech survival gear and protective clothing suitable for a desert environment like sol invictus. The gear Hidan wears which is made largely of aramid fibers, reflects his mercenary profession and is designed for concealment, utility, and protection from the desert's harsh elements. the outfit including his pants, gloves, and cape, is made from aramid fibers, a durable, heat-resistant material. a tattered, brown-colored cape that, like his other clothing, is made of aramid fibers. a wide sunshade a high-tech cooling and heating helmet to regulate his body temperature in the extreme desert climate. and holsters for canteens a knife and his Winchester 1897 that he exclusively uses during that arc
The Hidante suit is also another one of Hidans bum clothes that resembles Dante from the hit anime Devil may cry because Hidans a fan of the wacky woohoo pizza man
The Most Noticing feature of Hidan's appearance physically as the saga continues is the Tattoos he gets during certain parts as after Envy's death he would get a tattoo of A tiny version of envy on his shoulder later he'd get the Jashin symbol tattooed on his back of his left hand. After Hansels death and his second crash out he'd get a tattoo of a seal with a halo above it that said "R.I.P Hansel sleep well my nephew" on his wrist. So far these are the few tattoos that hidan gets over the course of the saga
His scythe however is given more changes within the saga as it is engraved with the names of the people Hidan truly cared about with the top blade being engraved with Envys name and the middle blade being engraved with Hansels.
Hidans other outfits include the Riot gear he wore in the Raid on The league of gangsters However after the explosion of the propane tank and being woke up by Viladimirovaich he abandons the gear.
Biography
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Jealousy and Jashin
Hidan is introduced in the prologue along with Envy as they we're sent to kill various NPC traitors which all consist of various gangsters who are against the spread of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ gene as ordered by ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป so Porky Minch and other NPCs can't avenge their balls that got crushed at the Ball Crushing Factory. Infact that's how the Jealousy and Jashin arc began. Hidan and Envy are still searching for ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฒ๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป to got back to her or at least any other freaky society recruit that they could attack well as they did attack Ceroba Ketsukane. The NPCs would later fight the Duo and they proceed to fail their mission because of MagiRagg stopping them but this hasn't stopped the NPC traitors from Stalking and attempting to ambush Magi Big Titties several times but keeps fucking failing because MagiRagg keeps coming in and saving MagiMilf. After all of the NPC attempts to kill her failed as the NPCs began to wonder how the fuck would they even be able to kill Magi Big Boobies if he cannot use the ritual or get close and personal. Hidan would be in charge of recruiting members of the Anti NPC Rebellion without knowing about the SUSiety or FreakyBob's personal cult aside from working with other villians like Thanos in the Omniverse.
NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War
After Envy's Death
After the world changed from the Dimensional Merge, he became a lone wolf who last remembered working for the gangstas and the NPCs he revolted against during the Anti NPC Rebellion. He soon got back to his old base and is enjoying a meal with the agency until Otto Gunsche arrives to inform everyone that Envy has been killed by someone Hidan after hearing that his best bro and possible lover died began emotionally breaking down and began tweaking the fuck out Hidan started worshiping Jashin even more after his death and soon after his grave was built Hidan was seen being by it on a daily basis. So completely bored Hidan just decided to wait until he and his lov- I mean partner in crime got a new assignment from Dan, but he wouldn't get one as this partner either died in the Dimensional Merge or before Hidan rejoined the gangstas. Hidan had pulled merely one mission and already was aware that the League of Gangstas had changed.
Later on Hidan just straight up left the League of Gangstas HQ now known as the Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society and became a wandering nomad until he discovered Horny Street a freaky Futa only safe haven created by Vivian. in this street he would mostly be located in bars or outside sleeping. the more he slept the more he saw envy and it just began to slowly but surely drive him crazier and crazier which led to his alcoholism due to the bar being nearby his main resting corner.
He would later be told by Greed that Ceroba was responsible for Envys death and he was actually right about that she was 25% responsible for it but mostly he wanted Hidan to kill her because ๐๐ช๐ท wanted him to.
Hidan would arrive at Cerobas home where they would enter brutal combat where Hidan would cut off one of her hands disemboweled her and cut her more times and stabbed one of her eyes out in front of Dan and Chujin Ketsukane after that he'd do the Jashin ritual and stabbed himself directly in the heart killing Ceroba. he then goes after Chujin cutting his balls and little pecker off before skinning him alive and sacrificing him to Jashin too. Dan after seeing all of this, respects Hidan and tells him that Jashin is related to ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ism. But Hidan is too depressed to care and just resides next to Envys grave.
The final blow that killed Ceroba Ketsukane
Hidan would return in the next arc trying to hunt down Mario after finding out he was also responsible for Envy's death but later gives up after realizing that envy has a tiny version of himself that is basically their child so now he is the father of Little Envy.
During his training, he sliced GoodBob in half with his scythe, killing and mutilating him.
Joining the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society
Hidan is taking a stroll around the forest in his casual attire until Dan shows up along with Iku Nagae and Crash Hidan was going to convert Iku to jashinism and explains the religion to her Iku then calls him a homicidal maniac then he threatens to offer her to Jashin but crash and Dan arrive Hidan calls them a band and refers to Dan as The emo guy Until Dan explains to him that Jashin is friends with Freaky Bob and how jashinism and Freakyism is kinda connected idk how killing people for the sake of pleasing Jashin and Sexual acts are correlated but Hidan decides to believe him.
Dan takes him to the freaky society Headquarters and decides to explain to him that he wanted to recruit him to the society as they could use someone of his skill and the group needs a new psychopath Dan also explains that he was the one who told him to kill Ceroba Dan then shows Hidan Kanako Ketsukane and Hidan realizes that Ceroba really did deserve what happened to her Dan offers Hidan to join the Society and Hidan surprisingly accepts his offer as he is pretty bored of being a fucking slave to Dan McNeely's worthless cause. Hidan Would later apologize to Magiragg and Magimilf for the times he attempted to murder them. Hidan had completed his redemption arc and is now considered a good guy/anti Hero but he still misses envy a lot. He really doesn't participate in the Freaky holidays.
Hidan's Hired work
Hidan is hired by ๐๐ช๐ท to brutally murder and assassinate boring ass characters. His little rampage began with him hanging Pomni and sacrificing Meggy Spletzer to Jashin before selling her remains to a calamari restaurant that began selling inkling flesh. Hidan's rampage would continue with Scissor Man where he impaled him on the blades of his scythe moments after getting decapitated by his scissors. Hidan now works as a hired killer to kill all cringe NPC garbage along with stubs. He would later attempt an attack on the League of Gangstas HQ during Hidan's Revenge Arc with the AGWM.
Relationships
Envy
Hidan and Envy to be honest they had a fucking Bromance it is considered to be one of the most complicated relationships during the freaky saga Envy and Hidan pretend to be Enemies while they're actually very good pals. Envy is always being a tsundere to Hidan for some reason while Hidan acts like an incompetent fool. This would later lead up to envy wanting to quit the agency and together join the freaky society. Hidan Considered envy as the only person he could trust and as you know his death affected him dearly. What i'm trying to say is yeah the insane Jashin worshipper was gay with the Femboy Homunculus
๐๐ช๐ท
Hidan's relationship with Dan is pretty complicated as they used to be enemies due to their factions but they became best friends after Hidan brutally murdered Ceroba and Chujin. Basically the 2 psychopaths are like brothers after he joined the freaky society.
Kanako Ketsukane
Hidan is considered the other big bro of Kanako but he hates having to see her in pain via being a chimera. He sometimes prays to Jashin to revert her chimera form back to normal.
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Hidan used to hate magimilf but he decided to apologize to her after the revenge arc basically they're currently neutral
Little Envy
Little Envy is basically his son so he protects him at all cost
Mizuki Ozu
Mizuki fucking hates Hidan
Mario
After he found out that Mario Killed Envy, he wants to fucking murder him HE HATES HIM he FUCKING hates him with a passion!
Hรคnsel & Gretel
Similar to Dan, Hidan cares about the twins a lot, seeing them as little sisters. Hidan loves having tea parties with them. Hidan cared about them both a lot to the point where after the Death of Hansel he decided to take matters into his own hands by gathering a team to raid the league of gangsta's HQ in a mission to kill Cheeto man
Cheeto Man
Before The revaluation on Cheeto man's true motives Hidan has always found that he was kinda sketchy and mysterious person however after Hansels death By the hands of the League. Hidan genuinely wanted to fucking skin the fuck alive and turn him into a fur coat. This hatred for the cheetah would later lead to his attack on the league
Balalaika
Hidan Genuinely likes to annoy Fry Face with Dan and ragebait the shit out of her
ShadeTheVulpix306
Hidan trolls the shit out of shade about every day on Devaintart by acting like the slenderman and demanding he collect his 8 pages. Hidan thinks he's superior to shade which is true because he is a sigma unlike the stupid Femboy vulpix
Vesna
His relationship with warcriminal Ves is very complicated due to the fact that she insults him for being a fucking dumbass in the raid arc however Hidan kinda gets along with her despite her being a big bitch
His relationship with Emo Ves Is way diffrent due to the fact that they're both extremely edgy depressed guys
Christie
Hidan and the assassin don't really get along well due to the fact that Christie would rather fuck Anti Kun for 81 hours then be useful to the susiety in the later chapters. However when in a Duo they make a deadly team
Ka-Chung
He and Ka chung get along pretty well for some reason due to them enjoying the fun of committing chaos
Hiei
Despite both being on the same side now, Hiei seems to dislike Hidan a lot due to Hidan being with Envy before and as a enemy. Hidan says he changed to this side but Hiei doesn't care and always interrupts him and insults him each time has the chance to which leads to Hidan trying to fight him and successfully beats his ass up when Dan and others aren't trying to stop the fight.
Greed
They both despise each other very much, put these two next to eachother and a whole bar fight will happen. When Greed merged with Dan, Hidan hated his guts even more. However he does remind of Kakuzu to Hidan which is the only positive thing.
Shouko Nishimiya
The wife of Hiei, she is often told by Hiei that he is a monster and when she first saw him, he was naked dancing to the Bum Biddy which was at the volume max which made Shouko get traumatized but he does not give a fuck and still does it.
Ryลซki
That other Jashinist in Boruto that became hidans knockoff Hidan is alright with him however he is barring him from entering the freaky susiety because there can only be one jashinist and he wants to gatekeep because Hidan is an asshole
Quotes
| โ | Whats wrong Envy Chan FLUSTERED AHAHAH | โ |
-Hidans W Rizz | ||
| โ | Will you SHUT UP you're interrupting the RITUAL! | โ |
-Someone is interrupting Hidans Ritual | ||
| โ | OI ENVY I ACCIDENTALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE SEND HELP | โ |
-Hidan causes a kitchen fire in the AAFS base | ||
| โ | Y'know the thing I regret the most is Siding with you. The only good part of being in the agency was killing for jashin's cause and being with Envy but now that's all over FUCK YOU MCNEELY! THIS ENDS NOW | โ |
-Hidan Confronts Dan Mcneely | ||
| โ | DAN SHUT THE HELL UP... So anyways | โ |
-Hidan after Dan mocks the fact that he lost his head during the previous fight against the NPC'S | ||
| โ | CHEETO MAN YOU FUCKING COWARD COME DOWN HERE NOW SO I CAN SKIN YOU INTO A RUG | โ |
-Hidan during the raid saga | ||
| โ | Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me I just got this patched up | โ |
-Hidan Getting Impaled by the stupid Shinobi guards | ||
| โ | OI IT TOOK YOU FUCKING LONG ENOUGH SHIKACUNTRU I PROMISE YOU BITCH I WILL ESCAPE THIS FUCKING PIT | โ |
-Shikamaru walking near the crater Hidans head is in | ||
| โ | Jesus fuck you're so greedy you remind me of Kakuzu ahhh those were good times | โ |
-Hidan talking to greed | ||
| โ | Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me HOW DID THAT FUCKING CUNT SURVIVE MY ATTACK I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PEIRCING MY HEART! | โ |
-Magiragg fucked up Hidans Kill | ||
| โ | You are an alcoholic Alcoholic YES I AM AN ALCOHOLIC... I HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM SO WHAT... MY LOVER FUCKING DIED THATS WHY I BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC MY EMPLOYERS ABANDONED ME AND LEFT ME TO DIE THATS WHY I BECAME AND ALCOHOLIC The loneliness drove me crazy that's why I am an alcoholic SO WHAT... I never troubled anyone when I was drunk I DIDNT ABUSE ANYONE WHEN I WAS DRUNK and These NPC governments are encouraging people to drink Then why fuckin blame only me?! you don't have the balls to ask the governments that's why you blame me But let me tell you something... When everyone is gone this alcohol will stay with me ITS BEEN WITH ME. That's all I need Don't need anything else. | โ |
-Hidan Goes on a tangent because Hiei called him an alcoholic | ||
| โ | Goddamn it who deprived that dumb emo Femboy bitch of his fatass goldship now hes fucking tweaking while screaming that he needs 3L | โ |
-Hidan watching Ves Go through 3L withdrawal | ||
| โ | I AM SMOKING ON THAT ASUMA PACK *Agressive Coughing* | โ |
-Hidan smoking a blunt in Akatsuki HQ after he killed ASUMA in the 2000 saga | ||
| โ | Hey Gretel Do you want to know why coins have RIDGES? | โ |
-Anti Septic Hidan | ||
| โ | Thats it... that was Dexter Fishery's waifu FUCKING DEAD! AHHAAH FUCKING WEAK DDLC GIRL AHHAHA NATSUKI IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU FUCK YOU MONIKA | โ |
-Hidan disrespecting the dead | ||
| โ | Tonight on the debate Charlie Kirk vs a Bullet | โ |
-Hidan disrespecting the dead | ||
| โ | Gokutards don't realize that I molest him and your favorite characters you fucking fools one drop of blood and its over | โ |
-Hidan Solos | ||
| โ | I am the slenderhidan Collect my 8 pages | โ |
-Hidan Annoying Shade | ||
| โ | W rizz | โ |
-OI ENVY CHAN! I bought a Maid costume for you HAHA | ||
| โ | Listen Fanboy guy I get you like jashin and yearn to be like me but you're not joining the Susiety | โ |
-Hidan Gatekeeping Ryลซki from joining the susiety | ||
| โ | CHRISTIE! HISOKA LOCK IN FOR ONCE if you'd spend more time fighting like how you spend half of your time staring at little boys asses you'd lock in for once | โ |
-Hidan Gets mad at the shotacons | ||
| โ | EGHHHH ART IS AN EXPLOSION I'M DEIDARA I HAVE SEX WITH C4 POCKET PUSSIES WEHHHHH | โ |
-Hidan Mocking Deidara | ||
| โ | That Akatsuki was a fucking hellhole our members sucked we had some Greedy Fucker that I was forced to partner with, Some goofy ass fucker, A goddamn shark, A terrorist who fucks explosives and thinks explosion is art, Some Puppet twink, an edgy bitch who wiped out his own clan, some fucking Blackandwhite Venus fly trap fuck, Snake bitch and our head members The baddest bitch ever who can make paper and some emo edgelord guy obsessed with pain and guess what I'm glad they all died well uh.. except Konan she was a baddie | โ |
-Hidan reminiscing on his time in the Akatsuki | ||
| โ | Hidan just speaking facts on Freakbob's peanits explosion | โ |
-HE EDGED SO HARD HIS PENIS EXPLODED | ||
| โ | YOUR HONOR The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure
All the wonder that I want, I found in her As the whole becomes a part I strike to burn And no flame returns Every intuition fails to find it's way One more table turned around, and back again Finding I'm more lost and found when she's not around When she's not around, I feel it coming down Give me what I could never ask for Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after Connect me and you could be my chemical |
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-Hidan trolling the court by continuing to sing slow chemical | ||
| โ | JESUS CHRIST MIZUKI WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! MAGIMOTHER!!! KORAGG!!! YOUR DAUGHTER IS ALL BANDAGED UP AND SHIT! | โ |
-Hidan Upon seeing Mizuki Ozu's new design | ||
| โ | Who the fuck even likes Kendrick Lamar his shit is fucking ass AHHAHA DURR MUSTARRRDDD GOD I FUCKING HATE MUSTARD | โ |
-Hidan hates Kendricks Mustard | ||
| โ | FOR JASHINS SAKE HIEI SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EMO CUNT YES I LOVED ENVY YES I WAS WITH HIM I DON'T CARE THAT YOU AND ENVY WERE ENEMIES I DONT GIVE A FUCK Maybe if you got that stick out of your ass you'd be a happier person FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY | โ |
-Hidans subtle foreshadowing | ||
| โ | OH JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREA-AAAT JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREAAT JASHIN IS GOOOO-OOOOOO- RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | โ |
-Hidan doing his epic gamer JASHIN is good song | ||
| โ | But when was I ever a smart move type of person i'm more of a dumb move guy | โ |
-Hidans many monologues | ||
| โ | If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off. | โ |
-Hidan's monologue about how shit the last 6 months had been after the death of Hansel | ||
| โ | My problem? Wanna know what my problem is YOU FUCKING ORANGE PRICK? You're turning humans into glue! That's what my fucking problem is! | โ |
-Hidan to Cheeto man | ||
| โ | I thought everything was going to at least go fine but then I forget the people with me is an emo fuck with a bitter bitch using him as a host an emo fucker who hates me because of my dead lover and an assassin who cant stop fantasizing about molesting Anti Kun | โ |
-Hidan commenting on being forced to go on a mission with Vesna, Hiei and Christie | ||
| โ | I sent a bitch a smiley face, Bitches love smiley Faces | โ |
-Hidans W Rizz | ||
| โ | The fuck y'all lookin' at?! | โ |
-Hidan as Ed | ||
Gallery
Hidan with his hair down.
Hidan in his signature vigilante costume.
Hidans appearance during chapter 5's arc The Hidan Chronicles
Hidan During the Desert arc
Hidan as Ed Wuncler
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Theme Collection
- Chapter 1 Theme
- Slow Chemical (Hidans Revenge Theme)
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Chapter 2 Theme)
- Midnight Wandering (Desert Arc)
- Divine Hate (Hidan Chronicles)
- MVC3 Deadpool Theme (Hidanpool)
- Painkiller (Hidans Other Default theme)
- Nobody Praying for me (Hidans Revenge Theme 2)
- This Is My Story (Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)
- Had Enough (Gensokyo Crisis Arc/Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)
Trivia
- It is a known fact that Hidan is a better version that the overrated garbage Deadpool.
- Hidan is a fan of Insane Clown Posse
- Hidan kisses his homies goodnight the homies in question is just Envy
- Hidan is still trying to comprehend how MagiMilf and MagiRagg were able to stop him from using his ritual
- Hidan enjoys watching the nutshack his favorite character is Tito dickman
- Hidan will break the rules that the signs tell him not to do
- Hidan has the most drip out of most of the members of the Akatsuki.
- Hidans revenge arc actually gets its own opening we don't know what it looks like but we do know The opening song and Ending song
- After Envy's Death Hidan Engraved his name into the first blade of his scythe
- Hidans if he sees Mario will lose his shit and attempt to kill him on sight.
- Windows 108 likes to joke that Hidan isn't allowed on Stuff Nobody Wanted for this reason.
- Hidan is addicted to a drug called the Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack
- Hidan rarely sleeps because when he does sleep he keeps getting nightmares about Envy telling him to let her go and move on her death turned her into his sleep paralysis demon.
- Hidan owns many guns within the freaky saga but his favorite gun has to be the shotguns.
- Hidan was absolutely flabbergasted when he found out River got Annalise Pregnant
- Hidan Doesn't show up during funerals of susiety members despite them being more fun then somber the reason why Is due to Envys death
- Hidan can cook but the best he can cook is grilled cheese, Pasta and Microwave Oven pizza's
- Hidan has a deviantart account called FreakyHidan420 where he trolls stupid conservatives, AI bitches, USERS and bluey fans with Dan
- The Lore reason to why Hidan keeps wearing his akatsuki robes is due to him having a fucking massive surplus of them
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