Hank Hoagies
“⠀⠀Let's get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂!„
— Hank Hoagies, 2001.5
Hank Hoagies was a F R E A K Y, dimwitted human who was his 40s who loved hotdogs and the New World Order. He was besties with 𝓓𝓪𝓷 and Mr. Bean and did stupid shit together, such as blowing up planets amongst a plethora of other stupid shit.
He lives in Glantontown, New Jersey and he, Dan and Pip are responsible for the freaky drones that has been appearing in his state.
He and his older brother Mark Hoagies were in a strained relationship because Mark is a damn NPC bastard.
He used to work at the hot dog factory but now he works at the ball crushing factory.
He fucking died in the Fresh Aire self-detonation in the Goonula Galaxy.
Biography
Appearance
He was a thin man who has brown hair and a small ahh face. He wears a red-white shirt (may or may not have be a homage to Stimpy).
Origins
The Hoagies brothers came to life in a very unusual way. He and Mark Hoagies were created in a secret laboratory by Mr. Bean as homunculuses in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia in the early 1980s when he got lonely there. After Mr. Bean got done creating them, they were immediately teleported to new jersey for literally no reason whatsoever. (specifically South Jersey Shore). While Mr. Bean found a way back to Mongolia, the Hoagies brothers never came back with him and eventually became naturalized citizens of the US, never to re-remember their original Mongolian heritage ever again nor ever personally know their true creator, Bean Khan. During their infancy in New Jersey, they got adopted by a random guy named Gaylord Dickinson who took them to a foster home somewhere.
Hot dog addiction origins
One day in the 1980s, when he was 6, he was force-fed absolutely nothing but hot dogs for 2 weeks straight as punishment for accidentally hitting his mentor in the balls with a baseball bat while playing piñata. This ironically started his love for hotdogs instead of hating it. It would later become a beacon of his entire personality.
Becoming Freaky
TBA