Kawasaki, Cago, Krico and Estriper

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"KAWASAKI, ANAL" - Estriper

Kawasaki, Cago, Krico and Estriper Magrevic, also known as the Magrevic Brothers or Magic Brothers, are 4 freaky penguin brothers from Antarctica. They are extremely cringe, edgy hardcore emos and devout freakers who fight NPCs and the Horní Police. They are closely aligned with Raphael and Michelangelo.

Estriper

Description

Estriper Magrevic is a night club stripper who is the freakiest one out of the four and therefore is the leader.

He's racist,

Loves beating women and minorities,

Racist,

A man with a vagina,

Loves being racist,

Addicted to eating lead,

And even more racist.

Kawasaki

Description

Kawasaki J. Magrevic is the tallest and the second-in-command of the four. His intelligence outweighs both Krico's and Cago's and even Estriper's in nerd shit, but not in logic or common sense. He drives a green Kawasaki ninja motorcycle.

He's fluent in over 14 different African languages and Navajo.

Tied to more human trafficking rings around the world than Jeffery Epstein,

Chopped off and ate the big toes of Kuwait's current emir.

Krico

Description

Krico is the real Chris Hanson and a meth addict who's hopping off his meds.

He's so mad and retarded, he can only make gutteral shouts and moans and loves to bag anything up his asshole, specifically lightbulbs.

Cago

Description

Chicago "Cago" Magrevic is the most fucking stupid of the four. His name means "shit" in Spanish and he has severe constipation WHEN YOU HAVE NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, JAUNDICE, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA AND GONORRHEA.

His dick is comically large

Trivia

• There is a random scene in the Freaky Saga where a giant spaceship explosion occurs and Estriper says "holy rolie polie olie" while the explosion happens in slo-mo.Template:FreakySociety