John Thompson

John when he was king and nearly as big as YO FAT MAMA!

“	Who else is with you? Is it horror game mascot Freddy Fazbear?!	”
-John.

Johnson Andre "John" Thompson, commonly referred to as Mr. Thompson, self-proclaimed as Mr. T. and also known by his ducksona form Quackmore Duck, is Drake and Katy (alongside nine other unknown children)'s father and Karen Thompson (who serves as one of his many wives)'s husband. He got kicked out of multiple families because of his actions. He at some point was the king of Molossia.

He is homies with Bean Khan, khan of Mongolia. Not to be confused with Jon Arbuckle, who he famously REALLY hates best demonstrated in the Jon vs. John Saga.

Weird antics

Caused a worldwide war on a now destroyed planet where everyone fought to the death
Tried to ask a minor out
Nearly shattered a multiverse just because he tried to get a job
Attempted to off the offspring and tried to make it look like something else
Made music that when you listen to it, you will have sex immediately
Forgot to turn off the heater and burnt the house down
Bit people's balls off and laughed before having dinner
Slept in beds of multiple residents, including people he doesn't even know
Thinks Wario is cool
Crushed the Loud family with his tank
Shoved his penis into a vacuum cleaner
Caused a nuclear war to break out mid-wedding
Called you at 3:23 AM in the morning
Sex with ghosts
Accidentally shot his entire dick and balls off with an AK-47 and was in so much fucking pain and anger that he physically transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked Wyoming, turning the entire area into an abyssal void of nothingness

Personality

John has so much stupidity that it's unclear how he even functions. Sometimes he'll completely miss the obvious, like that time he thought Hiei was Katy.

John can get really neurotic over little things sometimes, especially roast chicken. Whenever he is given roast chicken for dinner or if he hears someone say "roast chicken" or anything roast chicken related, he has a tendency to go on psychotic rampages screaming "ROAST CHICKEN!". His rampages are powerful enough to destroy an entire island and country.