Chazz Princington
Chazz Princeton, also known as "THE CHAZZ", is a professional duelist at a children's card game called Yu-Gi-Oh! currently attending the Gallifloyd Duel Academy. He is famous for being undefeated in every single duel he has participated against the dumbasses from Pooh's Adventures, and those Slifer Slackers. he's also well known as the inventor of Chazzturbation. The Chazz often uses a questionably functional deck that combines Ojamas, XYZ and Armed Dragons. He is currently dating Alexis and Atticus Rhodes, frequently engaging in steamy ménages-à-trois. Chazz also suffers from severe hallucinations induced by PTSD when he lost to some Slifer Slacker named Schmaden Schmooki, smearing his title, and almost died to a sinking cruise accident, linked to leaving the academy due to Schmaden.
The Chazz is set to appear in the cancelled 2014 Xbox One video game, EDO Pro, Dr. Crowler's Guide to MD Level Dueling,Volume 2.
He is known to use his status to help nominate Dr. Crowler for his title of Lord President of Humor of Gallifloyd, the spokesman of the Funk Giants to the prey like him and Chazz.
Some would mistake him for a chud for his attitude, however unlike real chuds, he only hates poor people, and therefore just a mere elitist.
His Life in as a Duelist of Children's Card Game
The Chazz is widely agreed to be the most skillful duelist on the planet, having absolutely no losses among his countless victories. He is known to have two decks: Ojamas and Armed Dragons. In his most recent duel with a drug-addled vagrant Yuma Tsukumo, his semen-stained Ojama deck won him a flawless victory. Many say he wins his duels through chazzing the duel up.
He started out with a Chthonian monster archetype deck, and very briefly an VMXYZ deck.
Chazzturbation
Chazzturbation is a popular competitive sport performed around the world by men, women, and children alike. Its popularity has allowed it to share screentime on prime-time television with other sports such as Dungeon Dice Monsters and Pokémon Smash!. Notable professional athletes in Chazzturbation besides Chazz Princeton include Owain, Lebron James, and John Cena.
His Fate
His last duel would be against not just the king of games, but against the god of games himself. After inevitably losing to him. His penalty would see him turned into nothing but a gold tooth in Darkest Peru. Crazy SpongeBob would later find him and would wear him as an accessory. Only to later sell him amongst his other gold teeth to a snail. No one knows where he is now, but he's still just a golden tooth been passed around here and there for a century. Hopefully someone would return him back to normal.