Hidan

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“	𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿, 𝙅𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏! 𝙅𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙊-𝙊𝙊𝙊- 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃	”

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Hidan
Alias(es)	Hidanpool Deadpool Hidan the Immortal Merc with a Mouth SBFW Jesus A man with nothing left to lose Hidante Hidan Payne Ed Wuncler III Hidan the Jerk (Envy) Uncle Hidan (Hänsel and Gretel) Mister Hidan (Hänsel and Gretel)
Species	Human
Pronouns	He/Him
Birth date	♈︎ April 1st
Occupation(s)	Elite Member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!
Friends	𝓓𝓪𝓷 (best friends) Hänsel (best friends) Gretel (best friends) Lady (best friends/Sweetheart) Envy (deceased)
Affiliation(s)	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!
Previous affiliation(s)	AA𝓕S Akatsuki
Enemies	⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧ Imperium of Gods Balalaika NPC Alliance Dan McNeely
Sex	Male
Sexuality	Femsexual
Nationality	Canadian?
Ethnicity	Japanese
Height	177.1cm
Weight	56.8kg
Alignment	Chaotic Evil
Complexion	██ Sidecar Orange
Status

Hidan (飛段) is the insane immortal S-rank supervillain who originally was introduced as an Akatsuki member in the UnAnything Universe. He is a devout religious extremist who worships the faith of Jashin, and takes it upon himself to be a missionary of the faith. He originally served as a major antagonist within the Hundred Year's War arc and would become "best friends" with Kakuzu. The two would become known as the "zombie combo" of the Akatsuki. Hidan is known for being a selfish, loathsome, and arrogant prick who only cares about himself and his immortality.

After the timeskip, it would be confirmed that he survived his burying and made it out alive while still being decapitated. He would soon realize that all of the Akatsuki was long gone and defeated, so he decided to become a vigilante since he was bored and wanted to kill more people. As a vigilante, he took the name Hidanpool (ヒダンプール, Hidanpūru^?) and decided to annoy and or kill most of the entire cast of Marvel superheroes. He would although, surprisingly, make friends with the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

He would eventually be revealed to audiences within the narrative as one of the primary protagonists of the entire 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga when he ventured through a portal that Tien Shinhan created to hunt and destroy the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society. He would join Tien's team known as the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society and become an elite member since he was once again bored and wanted an excuse to kill people and watch the world burn. He would later meet Envy while working in the agency and the two became close "friends" and also a duo known as the "jealousy & jashin combo".

After Envy's demise, without someone to call a friend, Hidan would come to realize how mind numbingly stupid and boring the agency is and how much more fun the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society is while also actually fitting his religious views for once. This began his redemption arc where he finally became a central protagonist and best friends with his Canadian twinsie, 𝒟𝒶𝒻𝒻𝓎 "𝓓𝓪𝓷" 𝒟𝓊𝒸𝓀 . And later would become the protective adoptive uncle to the twins Hansel and Gretel. He is also the leader of the Unbeatables

Personality

Hidan praying to Jashin

Hidan was a very foul-mouthed and disrespectful young man; he frequently used profanity and complained towards allies and opponents alike, despite being a "highly religious" person. He rarely used honourifics when speaking, and, even then, usually as a form of sarcasm: Examples are him referring to Envy as Envy-Chan. He also likes calling Envy a femboy because he enjoys getting them angry. He has threaten to sacrifice his own allies to Jashin but all these instances were because of Haliey Welch. Hidan is also confirmed to be a extreme masochist due to his own immortality.

Hidan had absolutely no moral restraints regarding the people he killed; he considered slaughter a religious calling, and often took considerable pleasure in making his opponents' deaths as painful as possible. He firmly believed that shinobi were meant to kill and revel in violence.

After Envys Death Hidan became more sadistic and psychopathic due to the loss of his lover Hidan would start sacrificing people to Jashin more as maybe if he kills enough Jashin may bring him back which would never happen. Hidans Blood lust cannot be suppressed he just kills for the sake of killing. speaking of which his methods of killing would become more graphic and brutal after Envys death and example was the shit he did to both Ceroba and Chujin

Hidan would become more foul mouthed once joining the Freaky Society due to his chaotic nature they consider him to be the cultist version of Dan with more violent tendencies this in also the exact reason why he and Dan became best bro's.

Hidan rarely shows any sadness or empathetic emotions the only times he's ever felt sad emotions is when he's around Chimera Kanako and around Envy's Grave.

Hidan is also a major asshole to everyone one of the many things he loves to do is make fun of everybody and offending everyone. and one of these many examples is when he pissed off the artist community by generating a image of G&W as Adolf Hitler. which ended in absolute disaster as it led to the death of new freaky society member GI Robot. Hidan doesn't care if you're offended he will piss everyone off for the sake of being zased.

Later on in the saga Hidan's psyche is getting worse and worse by the day and after the death of Hansel he truly loses his shit mentally which led to his second act of revenge on his plan to kill Cheeto man which ended in the deaths and disbandment of the UNBEATABLES. Hidans basically turns into a depressing person after losing his adoptive nephew. As the saga continues after the death of Hansel and the disbandment of the UNBEATABLES he becomes more like Max Payne in terms of personality he has nothing left to lose due to the people he has failed to protect which led to him becoming even more bloodthirsty and violent this is why Hidan is one of the many most tragic characters in the saga

One of the many cool things about Hidan is that uh he's not that smart out of all the protagonists he's pretty dumb probably due to reasons in the ninja world or something but he isn't really smart He also can't read.

Hidans Overpowered Abilities

Hidan despite being not pretty strong has an ability that technically makes him overpowered due to his love for Jashin he has an ability known as his curse mode it is basically him tweaking the fuck out but he can basically use himself as a voodoo doll but here's the downside to using his curse technique known as death control or Death Possession Blood.

Hidans Cursed form

2 special requirements need to be met the first condition is that Hidan has to Draw a Circle to keep himself safe from Sea Bears and then turn it into the insignia of jashinism and the next requirement is that he needs to ingest the blood of his potential victim once that step is complete and all requirements are met Hidan and his victims soul is linked and it is stated that any injury that Hidan inflicts onto himself will be given to the victim basically he can use himself as a voodoo doll

that is also why he has a sharp rod in the weapons section it is used to stab and impale himself during the Curse Technique. but there is only one downside Hidan cannot step outside the circle he must remain in the circle to use the ability. because if he leaves the link will break. This is one of the reasons why he couldnt use his attack against MagiRagg as she was fully armored meaning that he couldn't acquire any blood but he was nearly able to do it to Magi Big Tits. This Op ability is one of Hidans 2 tricks he knows 2 things which is Scythe and Death Control. Oh and this ability turns Hidan black with white markings which makes him look like a skeleton. Most people refer to his curse mode as Hidan Crashing out

Oh btw, he also has the most powerful Fourth Wall breaking ability apart from Dan, so there's that too.

Physical Appearance

Overall Most of Hidans appearances are that of a Athletic Young man, and his height around 5'9 (177.1 cm). Hidan has medium-length grey hair that was slicked back and distinctive purple eyes. In Terms of fashion Hidan's wardrobe often includes the Akatsuki robes which he kept slightly opened, revealing his Yugakure forehead protector around his neck and Jashin amulet, The Forehead protectors symbol is scratched off symbolizing his severing of ties with the village. His pants usually are grey pants with matching shinobi sandals. He also wore dark green nail polish and his orange Akatsuki ring on his left index finger, which bears the kanji for "three". Hidan is also known to not wear any branded or expensive clothing and as such most of his wardrobe that isn't his Akatsuki cloaks is stuff he bought from the thrift store. His causal attire usually includes a puffy black jacket and a white wife-beater and of course he's wearing his jashin amulet his casual wear also includes black Track pants and tennis shoes.

His other forms like the hidanpool form's outfit He wears a red and black full body tactical suit that is inspired by Deathstroke and Spiderman but its even cooler as it features a mask with expressive, movable eye lenses and has seen minor variations in color, belt design, and holster placement while maintaining its iconic look and function across

Hidans other costumes include His Desert outfit that was only used in sol Invictus which is a functional, high-tech survival gear and protective clothing suitable for a desert environment like sol invictus. The gear Hidan wears which is made largely of aramid fibers, reflects his mercenary profession and is designed for concealment, utility, and protection from the desert's harsh elements. the outfit including his pants, gloves, and cape, is made from aramid fibers, a durable, heat-resistant material. a tattered, brown-colored cape that, like his other clothing, is made of aramid fibers. a wide sunshade a high-tech cooling and heating helmet to regulate his body temperature in the extreme desert climate. and holsters for canteens a knife and his Winchester 1897 that he exclusively uses during that arc

The Hidante suit is also another one of Hidans bum clothes that resembles Dante from the hit anime Devil may cry because Hidans a fan of the wacky woohoo pizza man

The Most Noticing feature of Hidan's appearance physically as the saga continues is the Tattoos he gets during certain parts as after Envy's death he would get a tattoo of A tiny version of envy on his shoulder later he'd get the Jashin symbol tattooed on his back of his left hand. After Hansels death and his second crash out he'd get a tattoo of a seal with a halo above it that said "R.I.P Hansel sleep well my nephew" on his wrist. So far these are the few tattoos that hidan gets over the course of the saga

His scythe however is given more changes within the saga as it is engraved with the names of the people Hidan truly cared about with the top blade being engraved with Envys name and the middle blade being engraved with Hansels.

Hidans other outfits include the Riot gear he wore in the Raid on The league of gangsters However after the explosion of the propane tank and being woke up by Viladimirovaich he abandons the gear.

APPEARANCES

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Biography

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga

Hidan is introduced along with Envy as they we're sent to kill 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 as ordered by Dan McNeely so he can avenge his balls that got crushed at the ball crushing factory. infact thats how the Jealousy and Jashin arc began. Hidan And Envy are still searching for 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 or at least any other freaky society member that they could attack well they did Attack Ceroba Ketsukane. The Duo would later fight Yukina and proceed to fail their mission because of MagiRagg stopping them but this hasn't stopped Hidan from Stalking and attempting to ambush Magi Big Titties several times but keeps fucking failing because MagiRagg keeps coming in and saving MagiMilf. After all of his attempts to kill her failed Hidan began to wonder how the fuck would he even be able to kill Magi Big Boobies if he cannot use the ritual or get close and personal because of MagiRagg so Hidan just decided to wait until he and his lov- I mean partner in crime got a new assignment from Dan. Hidan would later return during another arc.

After Envy's Death

Hidan Mourning

during the Hidans Revenge arc he is enjoying a meal with the agency until Otto Gunsche arrives to inform everyone that Envy has been killed by someone Hidan after hearing that his best bro and possible lover died began emotionally breaking down and began tweaking the fuck out Hidan started worshiping Jashin even more after his death and soon after his grave was built Hidan was seen being by it on a daily basis.

Later on Hidan just straight up left the affs HQ and became a wandering nomad until he discovered Horny Street a freaky Futa only safe haven created by Vivian. in this street he would mostly be located in bars or outside sleeping. the more he slept the more he saw envy and it just began to slowly but surely drive him crazier and crazier which led to his alcoholism due to the bar being nearby his main resting corner.

He would later be told by Greed that Ceroba was responsible for Envys death and he was actually right about that she was 25% responsible for it but mostly he wanted Hidan to kill her because 𝓓𝓪𝓷 wanted him to.

Hidan would arrive at Cerobas home where they would enter brutal combat where Hidan would cut off one of her hands disemboweled her and cut her more times and stabbed one of her eyes out in front of Dan and Chujin Ketsukane after that he'd do the Jashin ritual and stabbed himself directly in the heart killing Ceroba. he then goes after Chujin cutting his balls and little pecker off before skinning him alive and sacrificing him to Jashin too. Dan after seeing all of this, respects Hidan and tells him that Jashin is related to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism. But Hidan is too depressed to care and just resides next to Envys grave.

The final blow that killed Ceroba Ketsukane

Hidan would return in the next arc trying to hunt down Mario after finding out he was also responsible for Envy's death but later gives up after realizing that envy has a tiny version of himself that is basically their child so now he is the father of Little Envy.

During his training, he sliced GoodBob in half with his scythe, killing and mutilating him.

Joining the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society

After the revenge Arc Hidan is taking a stroll around the forest in his casual attire until Dan shows up along with Iku Nagae and Crash Hidan was going to convert Iku to jashinism and explains the religion to her Iku then calls him a homicidal maniac then he threatens to offer her to Jashin but crash and Dan arrive Hidan calls them a band and refers to Dan as The emo guy Until Dan explains to him that Jashin is friends with Freaky Bob and how jashinism and Freakyism is kinda connected idk how killing people for the sake of pleasing Jashin and Sexual acts are correlated but Hidan decides to believe him.

Dan takes him to the freaky society Headquarters and decides to explain to him that he wanted to recruit him to the society as they could use someone of his skill and the group needs a new psychopath Dan also explains that he was the one who told him to kill Ceroba Dan then shows Hidan Kanako Ketsukane and Hidan realizes that Ceroba really did deserve what happened to her Dan offers Hidan to join the Society and Hidan surprisingly accepts his offer as he is pretty bored of being a fucking slave to Dan McNeely's worthless cause. Hidan Would later apologize to Magiragg and Magimilf for the times he attempted to murder them. Hidan had completed his redemption arc and is now considered a good guy/anti Hero but he still misses envy a lot. He really doesn't participate in the Freaky holidays

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Hidans appearance after Envys Death (Might need to be updated)

Involvement in CommanderNemex (Self-insert) death

During the end of the 2017 power rangers movie arc Hidan entered a long fight with CommanderNemex and killed him with his death possession blood ability. After that he would give him a proper burial. The reason why he did this is unknown but it is stated that Dan told him to kill him due to the fact that he didn't need to be involved in the story anymore.

Hidan's Hired work

Hidan is hired by 𝓓𝓪𝓷 to brutally murder and assassinate boring ass characters. His little rampage began with him hanging Pomni and sacrificing Meggy Spletzer to Jashin before selling her remains to a calamari restaurant that began selling inkling flesh. Hidan's rampage would continue with Scissor Man where he impaled him on the blades of his scythe moments after getting decapitated by his scissors. Hidan now works as a hired killer to kill all cringe NPC garbage along with stubs.

Dan vs. Zero Two

WIP

Bloodsport FreakyTale

Hidan and Dan are ambushed by the Twins and is forced to teach them the ways of jashinism due to the two getting curious about Dan and his immortality and them wanting to live forever to kill people (even though they're already immortal).

The end of the agency

This is known as the arc where he fights Dan McNeely WIP

The Gang

The arc where Hidan gets kidnapped

The Truth

While he was the leader of the unbeatables Knuckles shows up and reveals the truth about Cheeto man he is the head of the group as a large drug/STD-free prostitution business without Popeye being aware of it, Along with him being revealed as the mastermind behind the league of gangsters. Hidans is trying to stay calm but then the gang begin to ask why and then they get the answer Cheeto man is going to kill Hänsel as revenge for all the members of hotel Moscow he killed. Hidan Upon hearing this shit begins to tweak the fuck out because he already Lost his lover and now they want to kill his nephew and he cannot lose another person close to him like Hänsel. He is tweaking out harder than expected he Has to go find Dan AND FUCKING FAST he has to warn him about the fact that the league wants to fucking Lynch Hansel, the Gang barley escape alive but unfortunately for them, Tails and Cosmo get separated leaving Knuckles, Hidan, Shaggy, Matt, and Scooby alone but accompanied by Popeye and half the other members now knowing the truth of their group. They decide to join forces creating a new group known as the Unbeatables 2.0. but Hidan pleads Knuckles to get back to the society so Dan can be aware of Hänsel being in danger. but theres no fucking time to fucking goof around Hidan gets on the telecommunication machine and tells Dan about the fact that they want to lynch Hänsel before cutting the line and running off to search for Hansel

Hidan's Revenge arc 2: For Hansel (Before Raid)

Hidan after finding out that Hänsel was murdered... it set off something in him the same way losing Envy did but instead of becoming a drunk Hidan entered a state of Ptsd induced Psychosis He was tweaking the fuck out this tweaking was never seen before Hidan would begin blaming himself for getting Hänsel killed. Hidan continued his breakdown just absolutely going fucking insane literally hallucinating that envy and Hansel were there he just starts blaming the losses on himself and how jashin would never bring any of them back he failed to save someone he cared about again..

With the susiety fucking split apart because of Hansels death and like everyone at war with them Hidan realizes that Cheeto man has to pay THEY HAVE TO BLEED FOR WHAT THEY DID. They needed to experience true pain the exact same way he is experiencing it Tonight would be the night he began his true revenge against the Gangsters and so... Hidans revenge arc Part 2 began

It started off With Hidan doing alone operations in the drug warehouses of the mobsters he walks in shotgun in hand and kills everyone that is breathing on sight For the next several hours The factories were turned into bloodbaths by a wrathful rage induced grieving Cultist. It continued he torched each building after the slaughters but he wasn't done this was only the testing phase as after this Hidan Robs a convoy and steals a bunch of swat equipment and Guns before returning to the Unbeatables Headquarters but before that he was gonna see if he could get a few of the susiety on this and the first one he could find is Vesna now Hidan just explains to the emo boy that he doesn't need him he needs The warcriminal Ves he needs Viladimirovaich so Ves lets her take control and she joins hidans raiding party after that Hidan Is able to at least get one more of them on the plan (Well As of now) Andries Meijer before returning to the Unbeatable HQ and falling asleep and in his dreams his sleep paralysis demon that's basically just envy is yelling at him to not go through with this plan it will end in disaster Hidan doesn't believe it however. Envy is literally foreshadowing the fact that Cheeto man will play them like a fiddle but he still wont listen so she just allows his dumbass to believe in this delusion but before she leaves he says someone wants to visit him and then a sleep paralysis version of Hansel walks in says "Hi Uncle Hidan" before Hidan wakes up screaming it was a nightmare... Fuck...

Anyways after this Hidan gathers up his crew of the 35 unbeatable members + whoever he got from the susiety and announces his plan they're gonna go to the league of gangsters HQ and raise hell but first they'll need armor and so everyone (besides Viladimirovaich) gets their equipment from the boxes Hidan stole before entering a car and driving all the way to the league of gangsters Headquarters... Hidan doesn't know it yet but this idea would lead to the Unbeatables getting dismantled

Hidans Revenge arc 2 (The Raid)

(WARNING THE RAID CHAPTER IS NOT COMPLETED ONLY THE START OF IT IS HOWEVER THIS CHAPTER WILL BE MADE INTO A BOOK LIKE REN HOEKS BREAKDOWN ARC SO MOST OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IS FROM HIDANS SIDE OF THE STORY)

Hidan along with the unbeatables in their massive transport truck being driven by Meme Man and Yogi Bear stop at the League of Gangsters headquarters and they all get out at once and huddle up and begin moving to the entrance of the headquarters dropping a mobster that was just having a smoke break before catching some random guy trying to unlock the door so Hidan like the cool guy he is just fucking slams him against the wall and demands what the fuck he's doing the guy explains he has to get up there because his wife (A Prostitute) Is terminally ill and needs to get her medication however Hidan doesn't give a fuck and just threatens to kill the guy before being told to stand down by Popeye who then asks where she is located and then he responds with the first floor of the place like room 762 so Popeye just says they will get the meds to her before Hidan takes control again and orders Sailor Pluto and Swiper to guard the front entrance before the rest of the group unlock the door with that random guys keys and move up inside the leagues headquarters where Hidan would shoot any gangster on sight and suplex them into a table.

They make it up to the sixth floors lobby before he sees a Gangster walk out of the hallway and spot them before Hidan can incapacitate the white suit wearing fuck he runs out and tries to warn his comrades about the attack before getting neck shot by Hidan. They now need to get busy right now so they enter the room trying to stop the Russians from alerting the others which leads Bridget to run after another Gangster who rushed to the intercom said their being attacked before being tackled... This is not good as moments after that Hidan hears several gunshots and after that the power to the building gets cut off leaving everyone in darkness.

Hidan being smart takes cover behind a railing like everyone else and He's trying to find out what the fuck is happening and while he's trying to figure out Courage runs off to another room. Hidan tells the rest of the group to leave him as Hei Meiling tries to contact the Door Guards the transport unit and Geralds comms however no response Hidan just simply says it Their dead and Hei is starting to question what the fuck of a mess did Hidan just get them into. and as she is trying to figure out and while shaggy tries to calm everyone down Cheeto Man started talking on the intercom announcing to all of the gangsters about the attack before revealing their locations on the sixth floor before calling them fucking cockroaches before telling them to get to work and enjoy themselves. If anyone didn't realize it yet they've been played like a damn fiddle and are now having a feeling that someone is watching them. People are obviously panicking which is obvious but Hidan tries to Explain that they can handle them and is saying that Hansel death will be avenged and shit like that however Hei is not believing it Hidan just locked them in hell with a bunch of psychos however Hidan keeps saying it will be fine and it was fine for a bit... well until Cinder fired off a shotgun at a door which caused light which revealed their location And then a Group of Mobsters from the higher floors began to unleash a hail of bullets on the Unbeatables they were ambushed killing Giga Chad, Bluto, Kristoff, Morbius, The Rock, Scott And Jenny as everyone else takes cover Hidan sees a light and orders everyone to move instead of taking fire on them as trying to do that just led to Windex being shot dead so everyone makes a rush to the door and enters the room where hidan Dropkicks a gangster that was by the door. Once They make it inside the room he orders the door with the nearest objects and helps Heihachi cover the door with a dresser and a couch and whilst that happens, Numbuh 5 decides to think its a good idea to approach the window while Shaggy warns her not to before she just straight up gets riddled with bullets. Hidan then tells everyone that they need to find a way down to the point where he finds a hollow Board of wood so he pulls out his scythe and creates a hole in the floor right as Matt jumps down there and gets fucking tackled by 3 guys which leads hidan and the others to jump down there too and after eliminating their assailants Matt attempts to check the door and as he opens it sees a bunch of guys and gets shot at. Anyways Haku asks hidan for his scythe so he can destroy the next floorboards so hidan throws it at him and Haku attempts to destroy the floor but then a hail of bullets come up which creates a hole that traps Haku and Haku is begging someone to Help him and Us runs up with Hidan to pull Haku up but whilst attempting to pull him up another hail is sprayed which kills Haku and hits Us in the neck Mortally wounding him, So hidan gets pissed and magdumps the floor with Shaggy and Jerma before pulling a propane tank out from under the kitchens cabinet and putting it in the fridge Hidan then orders Zabuza and Slayer to help him carry it to the door and whilst pushing the fridge a bunch of bullets appear and kill Zabuza so Hidan responds by crashing out and mag dumping the door before placing the fridge there and pulling a grenade out before telling everyone to get to cover before pulling the pin throwing it in and jumping out of the way but he didn't see Olive Oyl wake up from being unconscious out of fear and the explosion propelled the Fridge at her which gored her tearing her apart in front of Popeyes eyes And after that Hidan passes out

The moment Hidan wakes up he's met with Vesnas face and shes not fucking happy at all she just tells Hidan that he's a retard and that the unbeatables left him moments after the explosion due to the losses. Hidan then asks why the fuck she even stayed behind and Ves answers clearly she wants to kill Balalaika and he wants to Cheeto man.

The Hidan Chronicles

WIP

Relationships

Envy

Hidan and Envy to be honest they had a fucking Bromance it is considered to be one of the most complicated relationships during the freaky saga Envy and Hidan pretend to be Enemies while they're actually very good pals. Envy is always being a tsundere to Hidan for some reason while Hidan acts like an incompetent fool. This would later lead up to envy wanting to quit the agency and together join the freaky society. Hidan Considered envy as the only person he could trust and as you know his death affected him dearly. What i'm trying to say is yeah the insane Jashin worshipper was gay with the Femboy Homunculus

𝓓𝓪𝓷

Hidan's relationship with Dan is pretty complicated as they used to be enemies due to their factions but they became best friends after Hidan brutally murdered Ceroba and Chujin. Basically the 2 psychopaths are like brothers after he joined the freaky society.

Kanako Ketsukane

Hidan is considered the other big bro of Kanako but he hates having to see her in pain via being a chimera. He sometimes prays to Jashin to revert her chimera form back to normal.

Dan McNeely

Hidan hates his boss

𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻

Hidan used to hate magimilf but he decided to apologize to her after the revenge arc basically they're currently neutral

Little Envy

Little Envy is basically his son so he protects him at all cost

Mizuki Ozu

Mizuki fucking hates Hidan

Mario

After he found out that Mario Killed Envy, he wants to fucking murder him HE HATES HIM he FUCKING hates him with a passion!

Hänsel & Gretel

Similar to Dan, Hidan cares about the twins a lot, seeing them as little sisters. Hidan loves having tea parties with them. Hidan cared about them both a lot to the point where after the Death of Hansel he decided to take matters into his own hands by gathering a team to raid the league of gangsta's HQ in a mission to kill Cheeto man

Ken Penders & CommanderNemex

Hidan really hates the characters written by Ken Penders and his partner in crime CommanderNemex along with his shit OCs like Ian Droid, and Monika who is actually Juile-Su in disguise. He once showed up to the Echidna country of Albion to perform a Jashin ritual under the alias "Thrash" in an attempt to trash all the characters Penders was going to make canon in issue #35 of Archie Sonic.

Lady (Freaky Arc)

WIP

Cheeto Man

Before The revaluation on Cheeto man's true motives Hidan has always found that he was kinda sketchy and mysterious person however after Hansels death By the hands of the League. Hidan genuinely wanted to fucking skin the fuck alive and turn him into a fur coat. This hatred for the cheetah would later lead to his attack on the league

Balalaika

Hidan Genuinely likes to annoy Fry Face with Dan and ragebait the shit out of her

ShadeTheVulpix306

Hidan trolls the shit out of shade about every day on Devaintart by acting like the slenderman and demanding he collect his 8 pages. Hidan thinks he's superior to shade which is true because he is a sigma unlike the stupid Femboy vulpix

Vesna

His relationship with warcriminal Ves is very complicated due to the fact that she insults him for being a fucking dumbass in the raid arc however Hidan kinda gets along with her despite her being a big bitch

His relationship with Emo Ves Is way diffrent due to the fact that they're both extremely edgy depressed guys

Christie

Hidan and the assassin don't really get along well due to the fact that Christie would rather fuck Anti Kun for 81 hours then be useful to the susiety in the later chapters. However when in a Duo they make a deadly team

Ka Chung

He and Ka chung get along pretty well for some reason due to them enjoying the fun of committing chaos

Hiei

Despite both being on the same side now, Hiei seems to dislike Hidan a lot due to Hidan being with Envy before and as a enemy. Hidan says he changed to this side but Hiei doesn't care and always interrupts him and insults him each time has the chance to which leads to Hidan trying to fight him and successfully beats his ass up when Dan and others aren't trying to stop the fight.

Duster and Martlet

Due to both of them being with Hiei, they listen to exactly what he says and what he thinks on the team including Hidan which both were told to stay away from and they treat Hidan like he's some sort of monster which Hidan gets annoyed at.

Ryūki

That other Jashinist in Boruto that became hidans knockoff Hidan is alright with him however he is barring him from entering the freaky susiety because there can only be one jashinist and he wants to gatekeep because Hidan is an asshole

Quotes

“	Hidans W Rizz	”
-Whats wrong Envy Chan FLUSTERED AHAHAH

“	Someone is interrupting Hidans Ritual	”
-Will you SHUT UP you're interrupting the RITUAL!

“	Hidan causes a kitchen fire in the AAFS base	”
-OI ENVY I ACCIDENTALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE SEND HELP

“	Hidan Confronts Dan Mcneely	”
-Y'know the thing I regret the most is Siding with you. The only good part of being in the agency was killing for jashin's cause and being with Envy but now that's all over FUCK YOU MCNEELY! THIS ENDS NOW

“	Hidan after Dan mocks the fact that he lost his head during the previous fight against the NPC'S	”
-DAN SHUT THE HELL UP... So anyways

“	Hidan during the raid saga	”
-CHEETO MAN YOU FUCKING COWARD COME DOWN HERE NOW SO I CAN SKIN YOU INTO A RUG

“	Hidan Getting Impaled by the stupid Shinobi guards	”
-Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me I just got this patched up

“	Shikamaru walking near the crater Hidans head is in	”
-OI IT TOOK YOU FUCKING LONG ENOUGH SHIKACUNTRU I PROMISE YOU BITCH I WILL ESCAPE THIS FUCKING PIT

“	Hidan talking to greed	”
-Jesus fuck you're so greedy you remind me of Kakuzu ahhh those were good times

“	Magiragg fucked up Hidans Kill	”
-Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me HOW DID THAT FUCKING CUNT SURVIVE MY ATTACK I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PEIRCING MY HEART!

“	Hidan Goes on a tangent because Hiei called him an alcoholic	”
-You are an alcoholic Alcoholic YES I AM AN ALCOHOLIC... I HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM SO WHAT... MY LOVER FUCKING DIED THATS WHY I BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC MY EMPLOYERS ABANDONED ME AND LEFT ME TO DIE THATS WHY I BECAME AND ALCOHOLIC The loneliness drove me crazy that's why I am an alcoholic SO WHAT... I never troubled anyone when I was drunk I DIDNT ABUSE ANYONE WHEN I WAS DRUNK and These NPC governments are encouraging people to drink Then why fuckin blame only me?! you don't have the balls to ask the governments that's why you blame me But let me tell you something... When everyone is gone this alcohol will stay with me ITS BEEN WITH ME. That's all I need Don't need anything else.

“	Hidan watching Ves Go through 3L withdrawal	”
-Goddamn it who deprived that dumb emo Femboy bitch of his fatass goldship now hes fucking tweaking while screaming that he needs 3L

“	Hidan smoking a blunt in Akatsuki HQ after he killed ASUMA in the 2000 saga	”
-I AM SMOKING ON THAT ASUMA PACK *Agressive Coughing*

“	Anti Septic Hidan	”
-Hey Gretel Do you want to know why coins have RIDGES?

“	Hidan disrespecting the dead	”
-Thats it... that was Dexter Fishery's waifu FUCKING DEAD! AHHAAH FUCKING WEAK DDLC GIRL AHHAHA YURI IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU FUCK YOU MONIKA

“	Hidan disrespecting the dead	”
-Tonight on the debate Charlie Kirk vs a Bullet

“	Hidan Solos	”
-Gokutards don't realize that I molest him and your favorite characters you fucking fools one drop of blood and its over

“	Hidan Annoying Shade	”
-I am the slenderhidan Collect my 8 pages

“	W rizz	”
-OI ENVY CHAN! I bought a Maid costume for you HAHA

“	Hidan Gatekeeping Ryūki from joining the susiety	”
-Listen Fanboy guy I get you like jashin and yearn to be like me but you're not joining the Susiety

“	Hidan Gets mad at the shotacons	”
-CHRISTIE! HISOKA LOCK IN FOR ONCE if you'd spend more time fighting like how you spend half of your time staring at little boys asses you'd lock in for once

“	Hidan Mocking Deidara	”
-EGHHHH ART IS AN EXPLOSION I'M DEIDARA I HAVE SEX WITH C4 POCKET PUSSIES WEHHHHH

“	Hidan reminiscing on his time in the Akatsuki	”
-that Akatsuki was a fucking hellhole our members sucked we had some Greedy Fucker that I was forced to partner with, Some goofy ass fucker, A goddamn shark, A terrorist who fucks explosives and thinks explosion is art, Some Puppet twink, an edgy bitch who wiped out his own clan, some fucking Blackandwhite Venus fly trap fuck, Snake bitch and our head members The baddest bitch ever who can make paper and some emo edgelord guy obsessed with pain and guess what I'm glad they all died well uh.. except Konan she was a baddie

“	Hidan just speaking facts on Freakbob's peanits explosion	”
-HE EDGED SO HARD HIS PENIS EXPLODED

“	Hidan trolling the court by continuing to sing slow chemical	”
-YOUR HONOR The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure All the wonder that I want, I found in her As the whole becomes a part I strike to burn And no flame returns Every intuition fails to find it's way One more table turned around, and back again Finding I'm more lost and found when she's not around When she's not around, I feel it coming down Give me what I could never ask for Connect me and you could be my chemical now Give me the drug you know I'm after Connect me and you could be my chemical

“	Hidan Upon seeing Mizuki Ozu's new design	”
-JESUS CHRIST MIZUKI WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! MAGIMOTHER!!! KORAGG!!! YOUR DAUGHTER IS ALL BANDAGED UP AND SHIT!

“	Hidan hates Kendricks Mustard	”
-Who the fuck even likes Kendrick Lamar his shit is fucking ass AHHAHA DURR MUSTARRRDDD GOD I FUCKING HATE MUSTARD

“	Hidans subtle foreshadowing	”
-FOR JASHINS SAKE HIEI SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EMO CUNT YES I LOVED ENVY YES I WAS WITH HIM I DON'T CARE THAT YOU AND ENVY WERE ENEMIES I DONT GIVE A FUCK Maybe if you got that stick out of your ass you'd be a happier person FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY

“	Hidan doing his epic gamer JASHIN is good song	”
-OH JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREA-AAAT JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREAAT JASHIN IS GOOOO-OOOOOO- RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“	Hidans many monologues	”
-But when was I ever a smart move type of person i'm more of a dumb move guy

“	Hidan's monologue about how shit the last 6 months had been after the death of Hansel	”
-If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off.

“	Hidan to Cheeto man	”
-My problem? Wanna know what my problem is YOU FUCKING ORANGE PRICK? You're turning humans into glue! That's what my fucking problem is!

“	Hidan commenting on being forced to go on a mission with Vesna, Hiei and Christie	”
-I thought everything was going to at least go fine but then I forget the people with me is an emo fuck with a bitter bitch using him as a host an emo fucker who hates me because of my dead lover and an assassin who cant stop fantasizing about molesting Anti Kun

“	Hidans W Rizz	”
-I sent a bitch a smiley face, Bitches love smiley Faces

“	Hidan as Ed	”
-The fuck y'all lookin' at?!

Gallery

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  Hidan with his hair down.

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  Hidan in his signature vigilante costume.

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  Hidans appearance during chapter 5's arc The Hidan Chronicles

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  Hidan During the Desert arc

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  Hidan as Ed Wuncler

Theme Collection

• Chapter 1 Theme
• Slow Chemical (Hidans Revenge Theme)
• I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Chapter 2 Theme)
• Midnight Wandering (Desert Arc)
• Divine Hate (Hidan Chronicles)
• MVC3 Deadpool Theme (Hidanpool)
• Painkiller (Hidans Other Default theme)
• Nobody Praying for me (Hidans Revenge Theme 2)
• This Is My Story (Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)
• Had Enough (Gensokyo Crisis Arc/Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)

Trivia

• It is a known fact that Hidan is a better version that the overrated garbage Deadpool.
• Hidan is a fan of Insane Clown Posse
• Hidan kisses his homies goodnight the homies in question is just Envy
• Hidan is still trying to comprehend how MagiMilf and MagiRagg were able to stop him from using his ritual
• Hidan enjoys watching the nutshack his favorite character is Tito dickman
• Hidan will break the rules that the signs tell him not to do
  

  Hidan Breaking the law
• Hidan has the most drip out of most of the members of the agency
  

  Hidans Drip
• Hidans revenge arc actually gets its own opening we don't know what it looks like but we do know The opening song and Ending song
• After Envy's Death Hidan Engraved his name into the first blade of his scythe
• Hidans if he sees Mario will lose his shit and attempt to kill him on sight.
  • Windows 108 likes to joke that Hidan isn't allowed on Stuff Nobody Wanted for this reason.
• Hidan is addicted to a drug called the Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack
• Hidan rarely sleeps because when he does sleep he keeps getting nightmares about Envy telling him to let her go and move on her death turned her into his sleep paralysis demon.
• Hidan owns many guns within the freaky saga but his favorite gun has to be the shotguns.
• Hidan was absolutely flabbergasted when he found out River got Annalise Pregnant
• Hidan Doesn't show up during funerals of susiety members despite them being more fun then somber the reason why Is due to Envys death
• Hidan can cook but the best he can cook is grilled cheese, Pasta and Microwave Oven pizza's
• Hidan has a deviantart account called FreakyHidan420 where he trolls stupid conservatives, AI bitches, USERS and bluey fans with Dan
• The Lore reason to why Hidan keeps wearing his akatsuki robes is due to him having a fucking massive surplus of them