Vesna
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Now playing: "96 Quite Bitter Beings"
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"Trust the process Vic" - Vesna Moments before a car crashes into the painted wall
""Fuck all of this, I Gotta go home and harass my Chomo neighbor"
"Why So Penis"
"I DECLARE WAR ON PILAR!, I DECLARE WAR!"
"You autistic bitch, you can't declare war on me" - Pilar
"Victor Porter is my very best friend, Media Pending Approval and it Never ends"
"Eh we only live once so who cares about religion and being forced to follow boring rules, just live life the way you want"
| Gestalt Vesna | |||
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| Franchise: |
Neo Blood Debt | ||
| Created by: |
Vesnatherussianwarcriminal | ||
| Voiced by: |
Vesna | ||
| Real Full Name: |
Caelan | ||
| Alias(es): |
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| Chronological Age: |
18 | ||
| Birthday: |
August 24th | ||
| Place of Birth: |
DOWN IN OHIO | ||
| Sex: |
Male | ||
| Sexual Orientation(s): |
Bisexual | ||
| Fantasy Race: |
Homo Sapien | ||
| Ethnicity: |
American | ||
| Nationality: |
Amerikan | ||
| Height: |
I dont remember | ||
| Penis Size: |
Very Big | ||
| Disorder(s): |
A.D.H.D | ||
| Religion: |
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| Alignment: |
Chaotic Neutral | ||
| Education(s): |
Ohio Schools | ||
| Occupation(s): |
The Second Best 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Goon | ||
| Rizz: |
Positive | ||
| Social Credit: |
-20000 | ||
| Criminal Record: |
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| Kill Count: |
13,934+ (Pre Hueco Mundo) | ||
| Bounty: |
1,000,000 Dollars and a pack of sugar free gum | ||
| Fighting Style(s): |
Taekwondo | ||
| Paraphernalia: |
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| Favourite Musician(s): |
Three Days Grace | ||
| Complexion: |
White | ||
| Hair Colour: |
Blonde | ||
| Eye Colour: |
Blue | ||
| Love Interest(s): |
Splash Woman (Theorized) | ||
Vesna also known by his many alias such as Caelan, Gestalt Vesna, Ves, Liquid Vesna and many more is a well known minor antagonist in the second season of Neo Blood Debt along with being a minor supporting character during the Hueco Mundo Arc.
He is an anti-social perverted loser who's hated by normie susiety's due to his goofy cynical Personality and the emo sins of his previous incarnation, and for sticking out like a sore thumb in his shithole state of OHIO. Born in the shithole of Ohio and his town was known for being a shithhole full of sex offenders which was something Vesna hated and when Ves tried to make friends in his town the people ignored him and that's how life usually was for him anyway. Throughout his earlier years he would usually lock himself in his room and epically goon 24/7 like a boss along with spending most of his money on little cesars and harassing his neighbor's because he hated them so so much, He loved to troll the people around his neighborhood and at his school by drawing dicks on houses and on the computers using microsoft paint like an EPIC BOSS. He didn't wanna work at all because he found work to be slavery with shitty payment that was not worth it due to the american dream being fucking false instead he wanted to stay unemployed due to his unhealthy Hobbies that included making a Neo blood debt mugen game, hanging out with Mori Chan and most importantly His obsession with fighting games, Choking the absolute fucking SHIT out of his chicken to gabehorne and henties and most importantly trolling people who he didn't like online which mostly included I Tried At Least bluds and a vore artist named shade.
One day Vesna got extremely bored and after he got into a gunfight with the Police over him stealing a pack of chewing gum decided to book a one-way plane trip to Thailand Siam and became a freelancer in the city of Roanapur taking orders from the hong kong triad under their boss Mr. Chang, throughout his time as a freelancer he was known for being a massive dickhead and an epic gamer Killer machine Until he met Enrique and Ka-Chung in a back-alley doing crime and shit in the city like killing Batman's parents, he thought they were so cool so he joined them.
After he returned back to his shithole town in ohio he along with a group of a bunch of random people led by Stephan Hikings and Hishi Amazon (According to some news sources) robbed the PNC Bank that went completely wrong after some random ass clerk pressed the security alarm leading to a massive gunfight between Vesna's Heist Crew and the Ohioan Police Department where like 50% Of the states total police force would be massacred along with Vesna losing half of his crew during the standoff with the police the shooting would later be stated to be worse than the north Hollywood shootout, the infamous First Noobian Bank Job and most importantly the United Kingsland bank incident.
Appearance
Ves is usually portrayed as a slim man with blonde hair that's usually either unkempt or in a mullet, He also has blue eyes. Throughout his many appearances throughout neo blood debt Vesna usually retains the same plain ass normal everyday outfit that consist of A vast selection of random Hoodies, a pair of Black or Grey or just random ass camo Sweatpants, He wears a pair of boring plain ass sneakers that he stole along with a pair of boring ass gloves that he also stole. One of his most defining features is his mask that he uses to cover his face now it's unknown why, but many theorizers Believe it's due to the line Said according to Vesna himself in the Hueco Mundo Arc it makes him look cool and hides his shitty stubble, similar to Vic's Upside Down Cross.
One of Vesna's arms have Cybermarks on them which suggest that he got one of his arms hollowed out to install some fancy ass cyberware which is later revealed to be true when we find out that Vesna did infact go to night city to get a singular mantis blade. Reason why he went to Ciberfollada in the first place is that its similar to Night City and might have secret Cyberware advancements there.
Personality
Vesna is for the most part a cynical, Carefree, Anti-Social Asshole and a goofy ass pervert. He is the type to do perverted jokes like in a typical anime but unlike them, its not his whole fucking personality.
Abilities
- Realistic ass paint - Vesna has a random ass paint bucket that he uses for many purposes which mainly include drawing conveniently placed tunnels on walls to cause car crashes, drawing penises on people's houses and force some people to have the 2000's games piss filter. It is unknown where Vesna got this paint from however it is mainly used by Ves to troll LARPERS and NPCS
- Insane Durability - Vesna often gets into situations where a normal person would die only for him to come out with a few scratches
- Self Awareness - Vesna can break the fourth wall
- Calico M950's - He has two Calico's in his hoodie however he is not really good at controlling the recoil of the 100-round mag abomination of a SMG
- A singular mantis blade - Self Explainatory
- Blood Magic - He really doesn't like to talk about this technique due to it reminding him of the previous incarnation
- Goonjutsu - He is currently on the 5th gate
- Larper abilities - He has standard larper powers due to his larping
- Cryokinesis and Koniokinesis - Vesna has the ability to manipulate Ice and Dust however he probably won't use these abilities until he gets into a battle where the environment has the needs for the dust manipulation
- The Kusarigama - He sometimes uses it but he uses it as a side melee due to his mantis blade
Relationships
- Victor - Best Friend
- Mori Chan - Best Friend
- Pilar - Frenemys
- Rebecca - Unknown
- Power - Unknown
- Hishi Amazon - Friends????
- Shpak Romanov - Friends
- Shitty G - Friend
- Aleksandra Karzova - Acquaintances.
- Freakybob - Tolerates
- Viadimir Koltsov - Tolerates
- Replicant Vesna - Secret Crush?
- Enrique - Frenemy
- MOOSTY - Current Employer
- Bean Khan - Frenemy
- Mechasakurako - Frenemy
- Boognish - Frenemy
- Negev - Adversary
- Splash Woman - Crush
- Goldship - Adversary
- Dragan Markovic - Aquaintance
- Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
- Benjamin Netanyahu - Adversary
- HaterGal - Adversary
- Yumi Tojo - Uneasy Acquaintance
- Stephan Hikings - Old Business Partner
- Mr. Chang - Former Boss
Gallery
"Today i'm going to show Negev why this RPG Can and WILL destroy her merkava tank"
Vesna burning after getting shot point blank with a larper blast
Gestalt Ves showing off the random larper soldier that just had to look like Replicant Vesna
Trivia
- Vesna gets Angry if someone says he's tcc
- He hates being reminded of the first incarnation
- Vesna had plans to serve with the free ohio union during the Ohioan civil war after The Larpers took over using the folk valley incident. But sadly, Vesna decided to not join as revenge for how the state ignored him
- He does not like being called a tcc blud for being friends with Mori
- Vesna mag dumped a guy for liking harem animes
- Vesna has more guns but prefers using the calicos because they look like something out of a cheap ass sci fi film
- Vesna caused over 700 or so traffic accidents
- Vesna usually hangs out with Victors Inner circle
- He Keeps making dramatic ass entrances like Lotton The Wizard
- Speaking of Deltarune, he solos Kris, Barney, and Femboy.
- Vesna is known for LARPing medias however he is not an israeli idf soldier as his larps are either due to him not wanting to watch said media or worse he doesn't wanna play it. He has LARP powers tho but is not a member of the LARP Society, similar to all those LARP Youtube channels.
- He and Melody get freaky every tuesday at 3:17 AM in the FUCKING morning
- He hates how Boognish is chill all the time like a stoner he is and always get jealous when Vic chooses Boognish over him sometimes. Such a tsundere. However, Boognish gives the good stuff so he doesn't really completely dislike him.
- He might have a crush on Replicant Vesna, but he usually sees her as a parasite from his past
- Spammed Gay Porn to HaterGal and had malware on it.
- He hangs out with Shpak Romanov sometimes
- He has a stolen panty collection for some reason, bought off the dark webs on Ebay.
- Vesna and Pilar have several arguments throughout the Hueco Mundo Arc for no apparent reason
- (SPOILER) When Pilar died near the end due to his overconfidence, he was the one crying the most despite arguing with him all the time.
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- Vesna often annoys his neighbors by blasting the earrape version of time for muppets and time for shit at nighttime
- Vesna is known for pirating pornography and peoples onlyfans due to his belief that everything should be free
- Vesna hates modern fighting games due to their low rosters and season pass spams
- He is best friends with Mori Chan
- Drank Jack Daniels mixed with mountain dew with Shitty G at a abandoned Sears, and then got chased by the Peepee Poopoo man.
- Gave Fent to a Sengoku Child.
- Vesna drinks Arizona teas like its alcohol
- It is currently unknown why he only has one mantis blade
- He has defaced over 600 houses with his penis painting antics
- Vesna got doxxed by the ddlc community for not liking the men with wigs ahh art that was the lalato stuff
- He is best friends with Victor (Trust Me)
- This page is def not copied from Victor's page, TRUST ME IT WON'T BE IN A FEW WEEKS
- Vesna Taught Gretel how to win at bowling by simply throwing the nearest bystander at the lane
- He likes to crush up Bottlecaps (The Candy) into a fine powder and snort them like cocaine
- what the fuck are those, i never heard of them before, i only heard of smarties on where they crush it up and snort them. not bottlecaps tho but they're prob similar.
- its bottlecaps
- what the fuck are those, i never heard of them before, i only heard of smarties on where they crush it up and snort them. not bottlecaps tho but they're prob similar.