God

“	"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp."	”
-- Numbers 11:1

YHVH, Yahweh, The Monad, Allah, Jehovah, Elohim, Our LORD, The Creator, The main man himself, The One True God is the God of the Abrahamic Religions and the secret true Overarching Antagonist of the entire Fanboy & Chum Chum franchise. Not to be confused with the deity of chaos of the same name which like many major deities, he is tied to his forgotten past.

God was the one who claimed to have created the Solar System, but that has yet to be proven. What is known is that he created a lot in this world, inspiring man to mathematics, sophisticated musical instruments, weapons of mass destruction and the industrial age. He is old af and has the largest amount of fans worldwide. God is a very jealous being, hating other beings with more power or the potential to become more powerful than him and he is always finding ways to stop them. He shows his benevolent side to those who submit to him without question.

He is such a megalomaniac, his favourite past time is to constantly edit Monsturd's articles to make them less funny, and then protect them from editing, so that his autism would be sated. Anything he finds out of line, such as gay shit, he would always call to action from his followers to fight back the taint and censor it, labelling it part of the pagan woke agenda. If they get too out of hand, he would soon get directly involved with it. He would do everything in his power to suppress the power of other gods.

His favourite compound is sugar.

Biography

Early Life

The Beginning of Time

A long, long, long, long ass time ago, God one day got so bored of living in the void with Dotar Surk's literally and figuratively massive bullshit, that decides to create the material world, and the concept of time. Right off the bat this makes him more pathetic than the spooky ghost monsters from Death Note.

God eating one of the forgotten and dead Sky Gods.

The Crucible

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Still a long, long, long, long ass time ago, God got bored enough to create life and thus created many children for his own personal use that would later be called the Sky Gods. As time went on, for unknown reasons, God and his young Sky God offspring began to distance themselves from each other like a typical dysfunctional family. Things went from bad to worse, when the Sky Gods decided to create a revolution against God and begin a massive universal war to defeat their abusive tyrannical father. This is how the great war on DARKNESS vs. LIGHT began.

Defeat

After billions of years of war, God was finally vanquished and defeated by his children. Since he was too powerful to simply be killed, as punishment, his consciousness was fractured which resulted in the creation of the Multiverse.

Return

In 1550–1200 B.C., God's return was beginning and his first plan was to manipulate and make Humans betray their Spiritual Faiths under the alias of Yahweh which of course was revenge to make the Sky God's followers backstab them and for the humans to follow him instead. It is completely unknown as of now on how he was able to slip back to the physical realm, why he chose the nickname Yahweh and what it even means, and also even where exactly he began his manipulation amongst humans but most Fanboy & Chum Chum theorists suggest it could have been around Northern Arabia which at the time was known as The Land of the Shasu (Egyptian: 𓇌𓉔𓍯𓄿 Yhwꜣ) as supported by the writing by Amenhotep III in 1390–1352 B.C. in which 'Yawheh' was on his enemy lists because of his major threats to the Egyptian Empire.

He would at some point create the Angel Lucifer to help critique him in his conquest of Godhood, so that he won't screw up over his own hubris. However he became too egotistical and intolerant of Lucifer that he demonized him. Lucifer was the strongest, sexless birthed, son of god, who at one point tried to rival for his position of power, creating the war in heaven, but failed and was banished into the Shadow Realm. God still owes him the trip to Betelgeuse to watch Beetlejuice.

Much later on, God's growing cult following allowed him to grow stronger it was then that he decided to overthrow and start a war with the Sky Gods secretly. He started such a cold war by secretly infiltrating the Canaanite Pantheon and did so successful over many years. Once the Pantheon was defeated and he viciously tortured and committed various war crimes against the Canaanite gods (like torturing Baal and Hēlēl ben Shāḥar until their bodies were transformed into a hideous and agonizing form for all eternity). After the infiltration was complete and God had complete control over the Pantheon, he began his secret war against the Sky Gods.

The Abrahamic Trilogy

The Torah

After many years of war with his own children, God's usual behaviour from the stories of the Tanakh and the Bible begin. Any mention of worshipping the Sky Gods (Like Zeus or Jupiter) would make God's blood boil from pure anger. There are some hints to tell why he behaves like this. The evidence sums up that his behaviour correlates with why VIACOM is the way it is. Both being the runts of the big boys in Corporate Major Television Media, and pantheon of the high tier Sky Gods respectively. He is especially outmatched by the more destructive offsprings of his in the Skullgirlz wiki such as Grug, The Avogodo, Coconut Fred, Mr. Bean, and Gordon Ramsey. Rumours have that he could even be beaten by non-godly entities like Umbrella, Ruthless Boy, Big Nigga, Diego Marcoson, and Mr. Game & Watch in a fight.

The Bible

In later stories, like ones in the Bible, he is shown to mellow down and be less of a dick, showing more of his caring side, taking joy in love and not only for violence, and actually has him say no to rape and incest, on the surface it seems, either out of pressure or because he finally learned empathy, though his glee for wars is still alive, so it is most likely the former. His one and only goal is to have all sapient life love and worship him. And kill everything that he hates and/or that hates him. Wishing for a world where nothing waivers or changes, and remains natural for all eternity.

In c. 4 B.C., he found and met a 14 year old girl by the name of Mary and thought that she was cutest human he ever met which resulted in him impregnating her. Creating his first human son named Jesus. He wanted the 14 year old Mary for eternity up in his safe space. But as most relationships go, they got into heated arguments until they split up one day.

Mary would end up becoming the first Skullgirl and Godmother after having an affair with Mr. Bean. God was so pissed he commanded his followers to hunt down anyone that may be a witch and burn them. Many of the witches who descend their teachings created The Nightmare Worlds and The Sides to seek refuge from God's Wrath.

Luckily for him, he got to keep his son Jesus, who before the break up, helped to spread the new wave worship of God known as Christianity. It became a more successful movement campaign than Judaism. Spreading globally and dominating the entire world except for Eastern Asia. He also had inadvertently created Islam which he didn't mind.

At some point, God would create schizophrenia and give it to many individuals to spread his worship even further and give him more power like Donkey Ollie.

Personality

God is shown to have severe Bipolar Disorder and also severe traits of Machiavellianism, Narcissism, and Psychopathy. He is one of the dickheads of all time. Showing a hatred, envy and malice towards nearly all life. He has his cosmic stomach churn towards anything fun, and shown to have a fetish for rape, paedophilia, and incest. He is also a massive hypocrite, especially when his followers came up the Seven Deadly Sins when guiding their life.

Relationships

Sky Gods

Boognish

His most hated child. Boognish has started a cult to overthrown him and God has become very pissed at him and more so when Boognish created ADHD, Ween, and the Emos to combat God's strict grip on the world. God regrets creating this dude

Coconut Fred

Fucking hates his guts. He Christianized Tak and The Chief of Pupununu as his agents to kill Coconut Fred.

Marlo

His second most hated peer. This conflict is the reason why 90% of people believe eating shit is bad for you. Seeks to overthrow him for control over life and death.

Lucifer and The Holy Trinity

More of God's children and hatred enemies for life since who knows.

Major Allies

Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Even though Jesus loves his mother and occasionally supports his mum, he is still on God's good side to this day and does his job of spreading fear of the one true god before his death.

Muhammad and Islam

Doesn't mind it. So long as they worship only him. As a matter of fact, he really found Muhammad as a swell guy and enjoys greatly watching his followers kill each other in Holy Crusades and the Middle Eastern Conflict.

His Chosen Ones (Victims of Schizophrenia)

Donkey Ollie

The first test subject of God's for his new experiment know as schizophrenia. A once loved paladin of God's, similar to Chris-Chan, he would become too delusional for God's own good and would think of himself as the true god which God was angered by such thoughts. He now sees Donkey Ollie as a simple failed first experiment which he doesn't really mind since he can always has more people he could use. "No need to threat, there are plenty more bugs in the world to truly harbour the name of 'Chosen One'".

Chris-Chan

The prophet he mourns and screams "TRAITOR!!" over the most, as he falsely envisioned him to be the pioneer to Christianize a million dimensions beyond his. But failed to realize he would really lose faith in God, in favour of the CPU Goddess; Emanuelle. Now he battles the bewitched Chris hoping to learn how to travel further dimensions to invade and purge the Sides.

Terry A. Davis

God's favourite paladin. He was the man about to single-handedly bring about his millennial kingdom after the rapture. He was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ruthless Boy and Mr. Bean after the two wasted him.

Bystanders

The SpongeVerse

One of the few sets of people he smiles upon. Especially for their lack of education (Except Chudbob,.because he has more education than them, but he is favoured instead for holding more ridgid ultra conservative values, such as Sharia Law, and slavery.)

Fanboy and Chum Chum

He hates them for being atheist super heroes. Has thrown shit at them to stop them, only to inadvertently make them forces of vigilante justice in New Meridian.

Scary Strict Teacher

Unsurprisingly, he hates her too, as a descendant of his bitch ex-wife. Throwing storms and a thunderbolt or two at her on the few occasions when he travels to the normal world.

The Buddha

He hates him for having the only non-abrahamic religion to still be alive in great abundance on Earth. God will always makes fun of his ear lobes and his weight/eating habits, affecting how he'd be depicted. However Buddah, being a pacifist never acknowledges God and his douchey ways.

𝓖𝓸𝓭

His most HATED peer and the one he loathes the most. He is shown to be reviled when anyone mentions him. For he is the rivalling power who fucks up his iron grip of law and order placed upon the world, and giving the animal kingdom the power of free will, miscommunication and the chances of birth defects. He became even MORE pissed when 𝓖𝓸𝓭 created Autism to combat the norm of reality. It has been hinted throughout the story that both share a long past with each other before the creation of the Sky Gods.

Trivia

• He robs banks under a fake name and disguise he named "Mew2King".
• Despite being a vengeful god, he is surprisingly the least racist god in his tier.
• The only other things he invented are angels, homosexuality and Chicken Tika
• Captain Pingu got mad at this page and tried to vandalize the page. Captain Pingu has expressed his hatred for porn, especially for BBCs however this obsessive hate boner may indicate he is a closeted homo.
  • He somehow has a weird obsession looking at articles containing gay porn (SUS)