Mr. Bean
Containment Class: Bro How Do You Even Contain Something Like This?[edit | edit source]
Jas Fasola, also known as Mr. Bean or SENHOR FEIJÃO or by his historical name: Black Addar, is an eldritch demonic hellspawn who survived The Big Bang with seemingly omnipotent powers. In fact, he is so powerful, even the majority of overpowered SCPs couldn't defeat him. For example he beat up and bullied SCP-293, resulting her in being enslaved becoming Mr. Bean's bitch. Mr. Bean is very horny and will rape anybody (sex auchf der toilet) that he comes across. Nobody has ever beaten him in a battle, at best: Ruthless Boy managed to stub his big toe.
Being a heartless beast. The only creature he is known to hold love and sentimentality for; is a brown teddy bear that seals a being more unhinged and ruinous than him, but will disintegrate and die should it leave it confines of the doll and outside into our world. Its name is TEDDY.
The Things He Did[edit | edit source]
- He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch (he later sold her to EDP445)
- He instantly killed Shaggy with just his mole on his face
- Made Mort into his personal pornographic belly dancer.
- He nearly killed SCP-682 but the motherfucker got away because of his plot armor
- Had discord E-sex with Cirno.
- He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes.
- Became crack buddies with Grug.exe.
- Turned SCP-729-J into his personal sex doll, Jaysonic style.
- Being the Father who brought Ruthless Boy to the world.
- Defeating Void ghidorah in a chess match; ending the match with en passant.
- Creating an XK-Class end of the world scenario 1000 years ago.
- Being the current husband of Nikocado Avocado.
- Created the Skull Heart for an arts and crafts competition for children, in an Primary school in Essex.
- He turned Serris into sushi.
- Created plastic cheese that you'd put on American burgers.
- Killed the shittass child.
- Banged my mama!
- Made Anthony Fantano and Matt Sharp become the most devious people ever.
- Forced Dolan Dark to play Fall Guys and make slop content for the rest of his life.
- Killed Fanboy and Chum Chum.
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History[edit | edit source]
His reign of terror started in the 90's, running around England causing chaos and misfortune to those around him, such recording of incidents include:
The Grind
The Conflict and The Might
The Need
The Transition
The Scat
The Rizz
The Pox
The Bathing
The Agony
The Drink
The Murder
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