Freaky Patrick

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Freaky Patrick
Species	Starfish
Friends	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫, Coochie Squidward, Pizza F-er Krabs,DJ Dinglehopper, Feistrick, Popeyerick, Skanky Cheeks, Spankton, Mr. Klamps
Enemies	|Good Bob, Police, Good Patrick, The Poochies, FBADADSFJH
Sex	Male
Alignment	Freaky
Status	Dead (raped)

Freaky Patrick was a friend of Freaky Bob and he loves being freaky on freaky fridays.

Activities

He liked to catfish on Gay Dating Apps ,his favorite being Grindr

He was a gay prostitute and Freaky Bob's helping hand, if you know what i mean.

He loved little boys and was sent to freaky prison for 12 years because of this

Children

Freaky Patrick had a child named "Munting Goaste Goonachud Star-Squarepants", but we don't really know about him that much.

Death

Freaky Patrick was found dead on 112 New Orgyphuckme Street in Wingnut County, New Seaweed on October 12th, 2024, covered in various of bodily fluids. It is speculated that Freaky Patrick was edged to death by a gay sex gang "The Poochies", or that Pizza Fucker Krabs was just mad gay..

Sad Song

This is a sad song wrote and sung by Daron Malakian to his dear friend Freaky Patrick

File:Lonelyday.mp3

Lonely Day by Daron Malakian

Triffles

• It was reported that Freaky Bob does the hawk tuah and gawk gawk 8000 on Freaky Patrick's stiff serpent and do the bombayah every freaky friday.

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