Petey the Paintbrush

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“I love all colors!” Petey before killing Duck (engine)

Petey
Pre-TimeskipPost-Timeskip
Biographical Information
Alias(es):	Petey
Physiological Age:	6
Gender:	Male
Pronouns:	MALE
Ethnicity:	WHITE
Nationality:	White
Alignment:	Stupid
Status:	Alive
Physical Appearance
Hair Colour:	BLONDE
Eye Colour:	BLUE

Before the timeskip Petey was a quirky, free-spirited little boy-paintbrush that loves color, but can’t choose a favorite. He loves them all too much! Petey sees the world in a rainbow of colors and knows that every color has its place. In each episode Petey focuses on one color, paints pretty pictures and help viewers learn the colors of everyday objects and what each color is called. On his palette, Petey paints several items of one color, all while singing his song and having great time! Squidward used to use Petey to draw on used napkins prior to the time-skip.

Petey was reskinned from appearing as a blonde haired, blue-eyed, Caucasian male, into a completely purple paintbrush, presenting no gender or racial characteristic but he changed back to the blonde haired, blue eyed, caucasian I MEAN WHITE male paintbrush.

NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War

After the destruction of the BabyFirst and BabyTV fandoms Petey became mentally insane and went on a rampage killing Baby Butterfly, the mascot of BabyTV. Petey killed all of his friends everyone’s fucking dead because of his gay ass.

I HATE YOU DAITA OIWA!!!!!

During this arc he met Yumeria Moegi aka AkibaYellow from Akibarangers and Kasane Teto after Teto and Yumeria got in beef with Daita aka the fatass and during this time Heart Queen was having to do some job in Russia where she pretended to be a futanari for the money, Yumeria, Petey, and Teto met Heart Queen to find Daita Oiwa and then kill him for taking their fucking drugs.

“DAMN! THAT FEDERATION MOBILE SUIT IS A MONSTER!” Arc

After Petey the twink paintbrush met up with the child of the Zaku 1 and RX-78-2 Gundam they went to Russia to get Blossom (the babyfirst TV mascot) back after the NPC Alliance kidnapped him and was holding him hostage for 69 Gobucks (aka 737393838338282$ in Dollars) (also gobucks were the currency of Goanimate). Petey was kidnapped by Char from Gundam and was shot to death but was revived by Winnie the Pooh who was trying to snort cocaine through a chicken nugget.

Redemption Arc aka Megatron and Arcee actually gets a use in the freaky saga

After Petey brutally killed The Klaspy Csupo robot for V of Doom because V of doom hated his younger younger brother but this when Megatron came in with Arcee, the sky was a dark jet black, with the clouds saying theres thunder and heavy rain coming soon, Petey looked up while Megatron held his blaster up at Petey, Petey himself said “I used to love all colors, but now… I respect only red, red as the blood of my enemies. You and your sex slave are just idiotic space alien robots from Cybertron. I know you’re a idiot”

Megatron held his blaster up and towards Petey again and said “Shut up you blonde paintbrush idiot. You’re just another femboy just become one us freakers and join us to stop those shitty NPC’s.”

After a shitty anime otaku styled fight Petey works for the Freaky Society as their paintbrush to make artwork to trick the NPC’s for funsies

HOLY FUCK

During this time, Petey was feeling more NPC (what a fucking betrayer), and so he said and I quote “SPECIAL WEEK IS BEST GIRLIE” and he took off his disguise, and turns out HE WAS FUCKING SHOCKWAVE FROM TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED! He was then promptly shot in the head by Beth