NPC Alliance

𝙽𝙿𝙲 𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 A.K.A. The Good Society

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Motto: "All for One and One for All"
Anthem: The Eternal Love of God
MembersLocation The NPC Alliance's domain across all the Omniverse
General Information
Type of Group:	Intergovernmental Organization (Meta-Civilization)
Constitution:	The United Nations (Varies by individual polity)
Head of State:	Talking Ben (SBFW Multiversal God)
Head of Government:	Juancarlo Albaez (Villain Side) Mr. Game & Watch (Villain Side) Kumoko (Villain Side, Placeholder) Dan McNeely (Villain Side, Placeholder)
Commander-in-Chief:	GoodBob (Heroic Side) Danny Phantom (Heroic Side) Hero #3 Hero #4
Leader:	The Imperium of Gods Various Pantheon Primarchs Omniversal God / Council of Sephirot
Commanders:	Leonard Bearstein (The Holy Spirit) JewWario (Messiah) Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia (Moshiach)
Agents:	Chuck Norris (NPC) Jon Arbuckle (NPC) Trina Tightrope (Agency) Shinobu Sensui (Agency)
Executive Branch:	A LOT
Legislative Branch:	A LOT
Judicial Branch:	A LOT
Military Branch:	A LOT
Societal Information
Capital Headquarters:	Empyrean, Heaven, Overvoid
Largest City:	Juancarlograd, VIRGINia, Flipside The Nexus
Official Language(s):	Omnilingual
State Religion(s):	Interreligious
Demonym:	NPCs
Area:	approx. (Rayo(999,999,999,999ΩΩΩΩ)) km∞
Population:	approx. (Rayo(Ω∞999,999,999,999))
Currency:	Irrelevant
Official Holiday(s):	A LOT
Historical Information
Foundation:	Unknown; c. K(oblivion) eons ago
Status:	Active
Other Information
Attributes:	99% of all known powers in all fiction.
Goals:	Protect and save the Omniverse. Find and manipulate train as many Lynchpins as possible. Find and collect all the McGuffins across all realities. Defeat and destroy the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety once and for all.

The NPC Alliance, also known as the Good Society is a vast, crossover federation, heroic league, crisis response alliance, interdimensional para-intergovernmental law enforcement, and interreligious organization composed of various iconic fictional characters from numerous universes and mediums like literature, movies, animation, games, folklore, etc. who serve as the ultimate protectors and heroes within the SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Multiverse.

The members consist of robots or, as the name suggests, actual NPCs. They were once a divided group of individuals who hated each other because one side was Far Left in politics (libtards) and the other was Far Right in politics (gamers). This all changed when the "off-compass-wing" 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society came along and challenged both liberal and conservative views and so they decided to work together to destroy 'this wretched stain on the world'. In terms of political ideology they are a unified ideological monolith disguised as a pluralist ideology that runs on false dichotomies and "dualist" thinking to invoke a sense of tribalism among those subjugated to their empire.

After many other outer multiversal events, especially after all the crazy shit that happened within the Freaky Arc in 2024, the organization was officially created with various other heroes from other multiverses being founders as well. It basically all began when many survivors from various worlds were scattered across the Omniverse after the invasion of various realities by the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. There, our heroes were brought together by fate (or whatever corny word you wanna use) with the many Gods across all of fiction banding all of them together which formally was when the group was officially formed. Now with their newly founded goals and destiny, the group basically serves as the de facto protagonists of all fiction and are composed of a union of various heroes (individuals with abilities, powers, or technologies that they willingly use to benefit and aid those around them), anti-heroes, reluctant or redeemed villains, and wise guardians across all known realities under a single ultimate goal: to protect the Omniverse from its destruction from the hands of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety (HOW DARE THEY?!?!) who seek to recreate all existences and none-existences to fit their twisted 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 image. The only to do that though, is for this group of united fictional icons to collect all McGuffins across the Omniverse to stop the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and their army of demonic eldritch legions of dark matter ducks known as Photino Birds once and for all!

The various fictional characters that make up the primary soldiers for the society are by far, the largest coherent fighting force of baryonic matter across all of fiction and practically serve as the Multiversal God of the SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Multiverse's primary military force and first line of defense from the shit load of threats which endanger the existence of all sapient baryonic races across all multiverses. The federation is also technically the most famous group across all timelines and spaces for their various iconic heroes and villains. The organization doesn't care what threat there is, they will usually go out of their way to save any dimensions since any universe lost could be a major loss in defeating the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and finding one of the various McGuffins scattered across the Omniverse. A typical day for a major member in the group is defeating small scale 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorist organizations, paramilitary threats, small scale 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 invasions, everyday 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 villains, all manners of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 crimes across all known realities, as well as disaster responses to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 war damage and even none-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 natural disasters, etc.

The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety has numerous evil and devious ways to fight these NPCs whose main source of power is harvesting Innocence and synchronizing them with their various Lynchpins who are Avatars that weld the remains of the Gods who were enslaved as they are brought into the Pantheon. The strongest Lynchpins are Primarchs and they must deal with the spread of freakycooties, Freaktures, and the disinformation campaigns that make up the forces behind the Anti NPC Rebellion.

Although at the start of the group's formation, our heroes and villains find joy and massive hope with the foundation of the group—since now, with their newfound alliance and combined strengths—they believe that they will have a great chance in defeating and vanquishing the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 entropy found within all megaverses with the addition of bringing justice to all destroyed realities that the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety genocided, in truth however, as the story progresses, many of our beloved characters realize that they live in an existence where inter-dimensional eldritch 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 demons are fully real, grief is frequent, and death is a constant companion. To be an elite multi-dimensional hero and member of the group is to know that the Omniverse is a terrifying and hostile place. It is a place where you are but one amongst Rayo's numbers, and no matter how heroic your death is, you will not be remembered. In the Omniversal gods' name, terrible wars are fought, and desperate sacrifices are made, yet even this river of carnage and blood is a small price to pay, for our heroes are the chosen ones and guardians of the Omniverse. Were the group to pass into nothingness, so too would all harmony, peace, and life be destroyed by the braying laughter of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and the omnicidal nature of the frenzied flame of entropy itself.

Due to the group's massive theme of uniting opposites to stop the greater threat (the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality), the alliance's military is split in two categories: the heroes (Good Society; ft. GoodBob) and the villains (Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society A.K.A. the AAT𝓕S ft. Mr. Game & Watch). Although many heroes within the alliance are mostly irreligious, due to the group's interreligious belief of unity, Abrahamic religions A.K.A. Neo-Noahides A.K.A. "Noah's cock suckers" (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) are also huge in the alliance with them being willing to spread the word of the Lord anytime they have the chance, alongside the Dharmic religions (Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism.) Also due to its inter-political coalition, all political sides are part of this organization with far-left wingers (libtard marxists), far-right wingers (conservative nazis), centre wingers (normies), etc. all equally setting aside their different beliefs in order to unite together to defeat the greater enemy: the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. Ultimately, this inter-belief system of pure unity is sometimes known as NORMie-ism. All big banks, big businesses, and big entertainment companies serve the organization.

As the story progresses, it is slowly made aware that the public image of peace, equality, love, and justice is merely a false illusion that the alliance hold desperately to uphold. In reality, the alliance is just as flawed as the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.

Despite being an organization filled with evil authoritarian and hypocritical individuals, they are respected and supported by most of the world due to them being against the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society even though its the complete opposite in moral standards. They hate all things controversial and socially taboo like edgy humour, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 people, centre-wingers, off-compass wingers, and anyone that speaks against and calls out Democrats and Republicans.

They are a deeply corrupt and oppressive force, many members responsible in fact in many acts of unnecessary bloodshed, genocide, discrimination, censorship, etc. all in the name of the greater good to protect the Omniverse and all life.

History of the NPC Alliance

The Big Bang - 1920s

Ever since the Omniverse existed beings known as thoughtforms had existed within the cosmos, eventually some of the beings would later manifest as ideas waiting to be made into reality. In a far fall universe away from the vassal planet of Earth on NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Prime laid the Ashtar Command and the other beings that were dubbed U.F.O.s, the 7 + the hidden 8th Sephirotic Empires had already laid their history to the people, having made their national identity being set in stone, but as thoughtforms they would need vessels to manifest their stories into reality. Talking Ben was highly involved as it's creator who fought off evil forces along with Bubbles the Dolphin who created both the good and evil side of the organization which consists of various anti-villians and villains who try to bride the system for power, but some of these villains are considered redeemed and have run into conflict with the gangstas who don't seek redemption. In other words the NPC Alliance is very eldritch old ancient civilization that has existed throughout the beginning of the ages and it's backstory is too long to map out for one section.

Overview of Juancarlo Albaez's Superhero Team, B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z.

“	The Bureau that is B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z. shows that their official stance on 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism is zero tolerance. Ironically, their acronym was coined by a defector who dealt with a variant of what is now called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism in the ancient past, who intended it as a joke. The joke, like freedom, didn’t survive committee approval of their group	”
-Olive Oyl undercover explaining what B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z. is to Good Society defectors.

During the Golden Age of Comics, a man known as Juancarlo Albaez would step up to fight tyranny for B.O.O.T.S. enemies to protect the American Dream. Juancarlo Albaez was a black superhero and teletubby, in an age where black superheroes were rare. He would create his own team of superheroes in the Golden Age of Comics known as the 1950s. This team consisted of five members who protected the multiverse as they also hanged out with the IJLSA who was another big superhero team in the 1950s. Along with Game & Watch's humble origins, they are anti-villians as more meets the eye. Ruthless against criminals but not actually heroic.

B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z. also known as Bureau of Omniversal Offensive Tactical Yavanic Lyceum of Initiates & Covenant Kabbalistic Extermination Regime Zoning during their height of Juancarlo Albaez's popularity was a multiversal ultra conservative and Islamic, Christian Nationalist, and Jewish formerly pegan secret police regime that ran various organizations using "Employers" from outside Earth on NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Prime before merging with the secular and liberal Buy N Large who in the SpongeBob Cinematic Multiverse was known as B.O.O.T.S. (Bureau of Official Texas Science, later known as Bureau of Operational Tzva’ot Strikers after being purchased by Benjamin Netanyahu) to form the next generation of the heroes, anti-villians, and villians that served the organization as true followers and descendents of the concioussness and divine emanations centered in the Levant, Judah, and Bikini Bottom territories to guard the astral plane. The highest members are angels controlled by the Imperium of Gods who are the highest thoughtforms. Throughout the ages they would watch humanity and govern it, but their leader would change throughout history with Pineapple being the first to lead the organization. After sometime the original pegan leaders would be captured by God who would reorganize them for stronger leadership. The last generation of the original representives for the version of F.E.E.T. within the SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Multiverse lost power during the Fall of Rome in 476 AD, with their original founders showing nothing but hate and spite for F.E.E.T.'s new direction of providing the people salvation from sin with aims to restore the original pegan founders that consider the loss of being able to sacrifice rams as a net negative and spiritual downgrade. F.E.E.T. at some point would make the move to the New Worlds and work to station themselves and their God(s) to America and Israel.

The fall of one of the biggest Sky Gods and NORMie inspired regimes in 476 AD in which the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Germanic tribes would sack the last parts of the NPC Rome regime.

The members who were bribed by the gangstas would then try to work with the Abrahamic God as a part of a parasitic yet symbiotic relationship to hide their Edomite roots in an effort to summon the Anti-Christ figure who claims to be Christ using their own manufactured prophecy with Baal who is the most jealous in hopes to save them from the wrath of their betrayed spiritual masters. The NPC Normie Schools formerly known as the Mystery Babylon Schools are the scholars who have given the public inconsistent dates for their delusional schizophrenic gospels across all religions before getting crushed by their own hubris and opposition formerly the tribes of Judah who simply learned how to bullshit better over time. The organization consists of all of the prisons systems across fiction who are willing to serve the Lord in the name of justice and every institution that puts the law first as long as it serves the Lord. The Heritage Foundation is one the the biggest think tanks that suck the boots of F.E.E.T. along with any movement seeking to go back to the days when their nation was great as a network of controlled opposition turned establishment. The Dark Enlightenment and the police is popular with the organization despite those movements being secretly made by occult satanists due to the powerful imagery representing the visual world invoked to convey the message of serving for the greater good, salvation, and kindness of the heart. All members of F.E.E.T. are willing to worship the God Emperor of YHWH to serve him and post destruction of Earth, all the traitors to humanity now branded as Orks would be dealt with as the most nationalist as long as they willing to support the vassal states for the tribes of Judah to support F.E.E.T. Juancarlo Albaez enjoyed working with others and believed in the rights of liberty and justice.

The 1960s on NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Prime

“	I could find it in my heart to wish that you had been at the head of a hundred thousand Israelites indeed as well disciplin’d as a French army—& marching with them into Judea & making a conquest of that country & restoring your nation to the dominion of it—For I really wish the Jews again in Judea an independent nation.	”
-President John Adams Embraces A Jewish Homeland for B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z., thus creating the blueprints for B.O.O.T.S. the Sephirotic Empire, backed by the nationalism of the NPC Alliance's Head Quarters in the US

An organization of “light” sought to supply gifts to lizardmen operating through NGOs like the Club of Rome and various think tanks, testing ideas for a New World Government in the 20th century as a way to identify those capable of becoming both forces of ultimate good and obedient agents, while a rival eastern-led villian organization group with anti-capitalist motives backing the BRICS nations, known as M.O.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.E.R.Z. backed by C.E.R.N., opposed them; following the Enlightenment, the hubris of those advancing the Illuminati’s plan to replace superstition with reason corrupted its ideals, as individuals increasingly pursued wealth to fund science at others’ expense, later merging with Kabbalistic concepts involving messages from a machine god acting as a bridge to the God Emperor Elohiem YHWH, while Talking Ben controlled prisons, courts, and the legal system (but not business or superheroes), maintaining a long-standing rivalry-turned-merger with Talking Ben—whose liberal Enlightenment ideals aimed at promoting democracy and societal good, where one faction supported Zionism and Anti-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism to aid superheroes in establishing Israel as a hub for spreading NPCism, enabling the creation of seven key organizations and a hidden eighth for Mr. Game & Watch who edvenutally claimed it from DIO and Pucci after he obtained his secret stash of crack that allowed him to talk. These organizations and the goals of the Sky Gods within the Imperium of Gods relating to the Torah, which after a time skip developed into national commands for Imperium officers serving planetary chapters aligned with the seven great nations and the will of planetary aeons that are colonized to the will of the Lord.

Post WWII and the B.O.O.T.S. Merger

Eventuality the accumulation of wealth by the new upper class would slowly push the globe to a new age of feudalism and come back in full power in the 70s with the world being brought back in a more advanced age than the previous world, and later the 2010s with the final step of bringing AI to the final stage as well as the internet. This secret organization is backed by Oracle 44 (Inquisition) who are 44 Aeons that serve the Primarchs in the sky that back hidden secret families within the bloodline of the rich who generated new money in the 1920s as a result of 200+ years of Enlightenment thinking creating a cabal of power that dominated Pax Americana for 100 Years. Their main source of income was a central bank that ran on digital currency and soul data. Their operations however, did not become apparent until the rise of the internet and Microsoft Windows in the 1990s. While another version of them was being stationed in France with the France Established Exterminator Terminators as the main organization, there are various different versions of F.E.E.T. with different names but all sharing the same motive of devolving the true souls of humanity and propagandizing them as "demons," "aliens", or "monsters" all established throughout the globe. Palestine and the Holy See (Vatican City), which are UN Observer States are also ran by an Oracle 44 member but don't have an official branch of the NPC Alliance because they are not classified as UN Member States. Each Aeon that controls each nation is actually a lesser Aeon serving one of the Omniversal Aeons within the "Adeptus Administratum" that serve the Primarchs and their Omniversal territories.

After the 2010s, B.O.O.T.S. became the conservative counterpart to it's own bought teams of various superhero teams who acted as the pro American liberal force, aiming to merge in the internet age, suppress free speech, and fold society into the NPC Alliance without open conflict; meanwhile, B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z. leadership profited from various attacks by the gangstas as some joined the Alliance, and—alongside Mr. Game & Watch—completed plans to create a gangsta led NWO all without knowing that they would need a common enemy to do it.

Parallel to this, the Pythagorean Illuminati aligned with Buy N Large feared a digital hidden hand leading to feudalism and unsuccessfully sought to replace the Emperor with a "Omnissiah" while preserving their own power, as Buy N Large and F.E.E.T. alternated between alliance and rivalry with forces like Blackrock and Omnissiah followers. By the 2000s–2010s, Pucci Uchiha’ earlier subversion against the Aeons gave way to a deeper subversion that would reveal the true heresy: the Rothschild-linked Third Temple Heresy, a long calculated revenge scheme by the biggest opponent to the Moshiach that saught to undo the generational takeover of B.O.O.T.S that imprisoned the original members in hell under Pineapple, transformed them into demons, and reversed the organization’s goals. However, Moshiach would shortly redeem him to unite against the "Sins of the Father," Wario and FreakBob. B.O.O.T.S. who was another partner founded after New World colonization and legitimized under Woodrow Wilson who served to contain the old guard through ongoing unethical experimentation as he regretted getting blackmailed by the Edomites but continued anyways because he along with others shared the goals of the tribes of Judah. After the partnership between the League of Gangstas and Good Society who were the Sons of Light and Sons of Darkness, the heretics known as Trolls would be kicked out and all the institutions would be restructured to fit the true beliefs of the Torah.

Personnel and Organization / Astra Militarum

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"We are the cure to your disease. We are doing the world a favour. Freakism is but a curse upon the world. You are everything that is wrong with humanity. Together, united as once enemies to now allies, we will defeat you, a greater enemy. Society needs our control to be saved and you are but a simple obstacle in that pursuit. We will bring true order to this world." - Members of the NPC Alliance

The Four Kings

• Juancarlo "Freakyhunter" Albaez (Extreme Market Center Left Liberalism)
• Mr. Game & Watch (Dark Enlightenment Extremism / Fascism)
• Shinobu Sensui (Extreme Maoism)
• Kumoko (Anarcho Capitalist)

Divine Apostles

• Sheldon Cooper
• Trina Tightrope (Goddess)
• Jon Arbuckle (Demigod)
• Chef Boyardee

Generals of Game & Watch

• General Helmuth Weidling
• Legion of Captains

Elite Members

• Astingerslinger the Slayer
• Sandy Cheeks
• Geumsaegi
• Vaush
• Kavernacle
• Lily Orchard
• DogsEatingDogs6
• Lucoa

Propaganda Ministers

“	Nowadays, it's very difficult to get a 10-year-old to watch cartoons. They all go for the live-action... When your [new] target is 4-to-8, your story cannot have the same level of complexity as the beginning seasons...	”
-The NPC Alliance attempting to dumb down audiences and cut costs for cheap life action and CGI brainrot

• Haliey "Hawk Tuah Girl" Welch (Deceased)
• Ken Penders (Deceased)
• Führer Squadolf Squidler (NPC doppelgänger of Diego Marcoson)
• David Zaslav
• Butch Hartman
• Sam Altman
• Elon Musk
• Cocomelon
• Oprah Winfrey
• Little Caesars Guy

Propaganda and NPC Task Forces

• The Whites
• OpenAI
• PragerU
• 9Gag
• Anti Kun
• Something Awful
• UTube Troll Police
• The Smith Syndicate
• Blackwater
• Turning Point USA
• Media Matters

Head Scientists

• Dr. Nerd
• Professor Poopypants
• Scientist FagWheel
• Valentine

Navy

• CAPTAIN MUTHAFUCKIN Murasa Minamitsu
• The U.S.S Suck on my Ghost balls (Murasa's personal destroyer)

Captain Murasa on her ship the U.S.S suck on my Ghost balls

Money Supplier

• DOATEC CEO Helena Douglas

SCPs

• Literally, most SCPs to ever exist.

General Members

• GLaDOS
• Carl The NPC
• Villagers
• Papa Louie (Deceased)
• Benjamin Netanyahu
• Tomoko Kuroki
• Agnes Tachyon
• Subaru Natsuku
• Modest Bob
• Ham and Cheese
• LsMark49
• Jared Fogle
• Bill and Jake (conjoined twins)
• Spongefan511 (Theorized by some to be LSMark49's alt)
• Kimberton
• Sannse
• Captain Pingu
• Saberfart
• Drake Thompson
• Natasha Owens
• Wooldoor Sockbat
• Trent
• Forkington Pricklequill
• Captain Chaku
• Sheriff Skyfire
• Nanami Madobe (Deceased)
• Spoonman (Deceased)
• Boyardee Chef
• MegOp Shipper (Deceased)
• Awkwafina
• Gender Unicorn of War
• The Sorrow
• Angel
• Siegfried Knappe
• JurassicVerse64
• Squirrel
• The Neetcord Discord Server
• The dumbass who made the modern Google Reverse Image Search Engine.
• Trippy, Kush, Blasphemy, and Refusal A.K.A. Com/764 Leaders
• Helen Cartwright
• Helen’s mom (actually her creator)

Low Ranking Members

• Haida (Basement Slave/Cuck)
• Greed (Betrayed us for the Agency)
• Shouta Magatsuchi (Forced by Lucoa)
• SquidTron C (The most weakest member)

• Morgan Terry
• Agent (RE6)

Supporters

• Human Liberation Front
• Donald Trump
• Elon Musk
• Haru (Frozen)
• Ren Hoek (Deceased)
• Shadowy Sponge (Deceased)
• SpongeBob SquarePants (Deceased)
• Eugene H. Krabs (Deceased)
• Patrick Star (Deceased)
• Squidward Q. Tentacles
• Sheldon J. Plankton (Deceased)
• Sandy Cheeks (Deceased)
• Fanboy & Chum Chum (Deceased)
• The Smiling Friends
• CIA (Deceased)
• Stitch (kind of)
• King of the Kill (mercenaries)
• The Beatles (mercenaries)

Subdivisions

• The Fandom Reich
• Freakbusters
• The Anti Porno Gang (Defunct)
• Anti-Sonic Underground Fanclub (Defunct)

Standard Ass Army

The Anthem for the Military

During the wars the NPC's began losing the wars against the Militesi empire and such they began working on making an army and of course G&W made them look like nazi's

The standard infantrymen of the NPC's Military include a full body set of armor including of a lightweight armor set and face covering followed by the standard issue Stg-44 or the FNAB either that or they are given the average modern gun the stg44 was used mostly for the wars on the grounds like the war against the Fairy Variants in Gensokyo and soon the war against the lunar capital. G&W has no strats when planning so he makes weidling do the plans for him instead

Other Soldiers of the NPC Infantry Corp consist of

• Snipers
• Desert Fox Unit (SandTroopers)
• The Grenadiers
• Shotgunner Squadron
• Flametroopers
• Several different variants of the standard infantrymen
• Heavy Machinegunners

Gamesstrum

You thought the army was bad well guess what the Gamesstrum is worse this is a unit full of conscripts old people and child soldiers that are the last line of defense and usually the first wave of offense in the wars game and watch fights. they usually have shitty equipment and weapons from other countries capture territories or worse the fucking volksstrumgewehr. this army is considered better than the Levy Forces due to them being considered as the Militia of Mr. Game and watch and unlike the levy's you get paid for your military service to the army

A black and white photo of the gamesstrum

The Axe Corp

This part of the military is led by Major Hans von Schlieffen also known by his nickname "The Axe" his unit is known for incorporating severe war crimes and being known for their relentless brutality of enemy factions The Axe Corp's can be identified easily by their skull patches and masked soldiers it is stated that Hans got half of his men from the monolith during the second Neptune war where the NPC's of course lost due to underestimating the power of Monolith

Armored Corps

The NPCs don't have many armored vehicles but instead they have these giant mech dogs called Panzerhunds, they are robotic hounds designed by Juancarlo Albaez to be freaky killing machines they are outfitted with titanium steel plate armor and bone crushing jaws

After the Panzerhunds we have the standard ass tanks that rarely get used by the NPCs but we have a photo of one of the most used tanks which is known as the HG Tank

Space Fleet

The NPC'S main 4 branches cannot be complete without their air force or as I call it space force the alliance has fleets of ships at their disposal for bombings or dropping troops off for strategic assaults. They have destroyer class ships known as the Blimp&Watch which is just basically a Hindenburg Zeppelin but it's a space ship. the space fleets are so feared upon that they've been nicknamed by the Freakers as "the iron sky"

Air Force

Besides the Iron Sky the Npc's have a small air force but they hardly get used in missions because they're often useless in combat deployment

Biological Weapons

The NPC'S use many Biological or chemical weapons like Gasses and the Malfested virus besides that they have access to the SCP'S and B.O.W's meaning that if they keep on losing they're more likely to deploy the T-Virus into the areas.

Goals

• Kill Freakyko (Succeeded)
• Kill Matvey (Unsucceeded)
• To end all freakiness on Earth/Venus. (Technically Succeeded; since the planet got destroyed)
• Kill every single freaky society member (we'll wait and see)

Gallery

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  NPC Propaganda

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  Literally, the worst admin on the now defunct SBFW.

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  The Current Elite Members of the Com/764 subdivision of the AAFS.

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  Typical Masked Guard

Trivia

Allusions

• Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer 40K) is one of the first major inspirations for the SpongeBob SquarePants Cinematic Multiverse. As such, the two factions, Freaky SUSiety! who is chaos but exactly like them as most of the chaos legions have joined the NPC Alliance in fear as part of the villianous side of NPCism and the NPC Alliance are all retrospectively based on the three main categories of factions found in Warhammer 40K. Traditional demons like Baal and Satan fear the Freaky SUSiety! Dotar Surk who is the next big bad currently runs the Xenos / Neutral faction. This faction and his bosses known as the Imperium of Gods are an allusion to the Imperium. The closest thing to a traditional "hero" in this grimdark post time-skip setting.
• The premise and concept of the NPC Alliance is a parody and deconstruction of the various amounts of generic crossover teams found online; especially Pooh's Adventure.
  • The Society, a shitty Pooh's Adventure inspired crossover group of cartoon characters from a terrible fan-fiction that DeadwingDork read one time on stream, is a more specific inspiration. The NPC Alliance even uses the exact same logo that the creator of the fanfic made for his Society group.

Story

• Funko Pops are considered the NPC's most valuable collectable and they are used as propaganda to spread NPC ideology across the world.
• Mr. Game & Watch once tried to enforce a law where everyone had to have an amiibo of him as their most prized possession and if they damage, sell, or abandon it well they're going to be publically executed or serve life in bars. This supposed law was ultimately rejected by every other member of the committee. I wonder why.
• NPCs are forced to pay voice actors millions of dollars in order to get voices as all uses of ai voices is culturally seen as illegal which is BULLSHIT! They bombed Elevenlabs headquarters
• The phrase "spaghetti on top of spaghetti" will drive any NPC insane if said multiple times in a row.

Media

• The concept for both this and the freaky society was created on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki by Ozzie2009, also known as "Joey" or "The Angry Floridian"
• Come back when this gets updated because some lore inspired from this will be added: https://www.orionsarm.com/eg-topic/45bc148c97563