Juancarlo Albaez

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Juancarlo Albaez
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I HATE YOU!!!!!!

Alias(es)

Teletubby Shitstain(By the Freaky Society)
King(By The NPC Alliance)
BFF
IShowSpeed
Traitor
Gay
Gay Tinky Winky
King Albaez I

Species

Teletubby

Pronouns

no

Education

Homeschooled

Friends

Mr. Game & Watch
Kumoko
Victor Donovan
Helena Douglas
Black guy
Balalaika
Chef Boyardee (Freaky arc)
Ristar
Astingerslinger the Slayer
Jon Arbuckle (freaky arc)
Dr. Nerd
Dr. Robotnik
Heinz Doofenschmirtz
Professor Poopypants
Richard "Rabid" Anthony Reyna Densmore

Affiliation(s)

NPC

Sex

Template:Male character

Sexuality

Straight

Height

Kinda smol like Mr. Game & Watch

Alignment

Evil

Complexion

Black

Status

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-Juancarlo singing a song to Freaky Bob


Juancarlo "DEATHTOFREAKYBOB" Albaez is one of the four leaders of the NPC Alliance, alongside Mr. Game & Watch. He rules the alliance with an iron fist and is vehemently opposed to anything remotely ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚. He is essentially the NPC version of Freaky Bob, which speaking of which Albaez has him on his watchlist, along with every other member of the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ society. He likes all of his NPC partners like Mr. Game & Watch whom are best friends toward each other because they're both black and hate Furries. As both are very similar, Juancarlo actually does the work as the first main leader running things for the alliance while Mr. Game & Watch plasters his name everywhere and making sure 1984 happens IRL while bombing furry children. He also seems to have a weird relationship with Talking Ben as Ben teases him all the time which leads Juancarlo to rage just like IShowSpeed but then one second later they hug eachother like what is going on there and one more second passes as Juancarlo says "YOU'RE ON THIN ICE BEN, IM GONNA KILL YOUR ASS!!!!" and then they Duke it out but then they salute eachother right after that like wtf.

His most noteworthy achievement is that he killed Freakyko with a comically large bazooka and got away with it.

He is the first cousin to IShowSpeed which is pretty obvious if you couldn't tell.

Albaez Lore[edit | edit source]

Juancarlo Albaez as a baby

In the isolated Teletubby Village, there was a purple one born of the name of Tinky Winky Jr and he was the son of Tinky Winky and Po. With being the son of two of the bestest teletubbies of the village so of course he inherited their power. When he went to school a few years later, he was bullied by being the son of the most famous teletubbies and they wanted to have his power but Tinky Winky Jr just enabled them to attack him and bruise him. Tinky Winky Jr then had no freetime to do anything fun while School was just a pain in the ass for him.

Cut back to the Teletubby Village, Tinky Winky Jr then left his parents which made the village worried about him and did rescue missions to try to find him but he was no where in sight so they eventually stopped which made his parents very depressed. Tinky Winky Jr was just adventuring for more potential in this universe but then he encountered a city where he was bullied even more for being a Teletubby Shitstain so Tinky Winky Jr finally used his powers and killed the humans which made the police get called to try and catch him. Tinky Winky Jr had to flee in the smelly sewers to go and change his face. He saw a abandoned phone with a guy on it named "IShowSpeed" which made Tinky Winky Jr to change his face to his when he used a lot of his own power and to change his name with some newspaper that had "Juancarlo Albaez, The Upcoming Chef in New Kelp City."He changed his name to that while still remaining as a Teletubby.

Juancarlo Albaez would eventually return to his village by using his old face but then he realized that his parents died to su*cide when they realized their own baby probably died which was not proven until now. This made Juancarlo cry so many times and killed the receiver when he tried to ran away until the whole village saw it and all ganged up on "Tinky Winky Jr" and blamed him for the death of his parents, even the two other strongest Teletubbies blamed him for the death of Tinky Winky and Po. Juancarlo was forced to leave and realized he can train more to kill everyone on his own village to become the only Teletubby left. He then trained all by himself until he met a new individual called Richard "Rabid" Anthony Reyna Densmore.

Richard told Juancarlo about himself being in the military before and would love to train Juancarlo up for a favor, this favor would make Juancarlo apart of a new underground movement called The NPC Movement. Juancarlo would be active in the movement while simultaneously training up with his magic powers since he was too weak to invade his own village. This is where he would meet Mr. Game & Watch where he was depressed after losing his girlfriend, Juancarlo cheered him up and said that he could get another one but Mr. Game & Watch told him that there was nothing like her and that he should have revenge. Juancarlo also told Mr. Game & Watch about his revenge story which made him want to destroy the village right now so he ran off with Juancarlo with some flamethrowers to burn the whole village. The Teletubbies had magic to stop him but Juancarlo used his magic to stop theirs which killed 98% of the population and the whole village burned to the ground. Laa-Laa and Dipsy were the only ones who survived the blast and fled to somewhere isolated from the world, even more than their village.

The two would become best buds as they both trained with Chef Boyardee(who trained with G&W beforehand) and Black Guy at the tall mountains to train even more but then Juancarlo was called by his old friend Richard to create a new team called the "NPC Alliance". Juancarlo created the group all by himself with no one in it until some Freaky's raided his building when he was out looking for recruitment's. He also had a lot of recruits joining for this movement as it grows even more with major significant members would join after Butch Hartman stopped funding other parties that had the same ideology and some minor politicians supporting the movement as well. This is where Juancarlo would be very mad and use his middle name as Freaky Killer and bought a comically large bazooka and shot 20 Freaky's which made him very proud of himself. This is also where he would meet Ren and Ren helped the NPC Alliance grow by using his fan base to join it. By the upcoming months after the election, the NPC Alliance grew to a much more bigger group that aligned itself with the Imperium of Gods by brainwashing people in this world to follow them in their ways to purge any Freaky. Juancarlo was glad about this and made his best bud Mr. Game & Watch as the second leader of the group which made Ren very fucking made so he left the group all together right before he assassinated Freaky Bob the day later.

During this he would meet and form an alliance with DOATEC CEO Victor Donovan due to him realizing Donovans stupid ultimate fighter idea might be a way to weaken the freakies and he also tells Victor to work on a mutated strand of the Futa Virus that could be so strong that it would be able to summon the shadow queen onto the SBFW where she would be able to out Freak the freaky society. Why did he do this? simple he saw a good opportunity to destroy the freaky society even if it does clash with his NPC agenda.

A lot of wars would happen between the NPC's and the Freaky's with the NPC's even winning but the Freaky strength was so strong that the war was proved as nothing. Juancarlo would then distract the Freaky Society by killing the worthless Freakyko to leave them in a trap but this failed. Juancarlo would use his group for many operations to kill the Freaky Society but all have been stopped by ๐““๐“ช๐“ท which Juancarlo seems to despise. During the whole Freaky Arc, it was just Juancarlo throwing ideas to stop them but all of them would fail but his team would encourage him more which would leave some Freaktures and Innocent Freaky's to die by the hands of Juancarlo. Juancarlo also used his magic to torture the Freaky Society but then their plot armor would then save the day. When the whole world was collasping, Juancarlo and Mr. Game & Watch would successfully leave with the entirety of the NPC Alliance following them.

At the Freaky Saga, only elite NPC Members would flee the โ™… ๐๐ž๐จ-๐’๐š๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ โ™… as a lot of their own members would be enslaved by them. Juancarlo joined the Good Society for some time until Mr. Game & Watch gave him so many strength to attack the Good Society along with Kumoko to have a division across the whole group. SpongeBob would also die shortly after this. The three would form the Triple Entente as a group both against the Neo Satanists and Freaky's while doing many evil crimes in the name of true npcness.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

He's basically Tinky Winky(Slendytubbies) but with IShowSpeed's face.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Thank you Fairly OddAdventure for making a template for him
  • Juancarlo doesn't want you to know what he did in Ohio...................
  • He can solo the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Universe by himself, what a chad.
  • He didn't get shown until the end of Book 1 where he undergoes the creation of the NPC Movement and recruits Mr. Game & Watch and Shinobu Sensui during the bitter end of Meme Saga Sisterhood.
  • Juancarlo Albaez can beat Speed in Fortnite all day because we all know Speed kinda sucks at it.
  • Juancarlo rages all the time like have you seen him play Wii Sports before? because if you have well you should know he throws his Wii remotes all the time and the NPC Alliance has over thousands of Wii Remotes and TV's in a storage room whenever Juancarlo rages.