Talking Ben

Talking Ben
Talking Mort
Alias(es)	Ben Talking Ben The True Fragment of Smart Mort djKaktus
Species	Dog Mouse Lemur Swann Author Mort Variant
Pronouns	He/Him
Occupation(s)	Selling Data to the FEDs Alcoholic
Friends	IShowSpeed Juancarlo Albaez
Enemies	IShowSpeed Ren 𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 Sousuke Aizen Juancarlo Albaez
Age	Infinite
Date of Birth	September 5
Signature	The Murders

“	Ben	”
-Ben

Talking Ben, or just Ben, is the central character of the app of the same name.

He is God. We stan Talking Ben.

He started off as a character featured in the Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe on SBFW where it was revealed that Ben is literally a God and responsible for deciding whether or not someone gets into Heaven or Hell. In the SCP Universe, he was the name for the being that lived inside SCP-3812's mind being known as "Ben." In 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀, as the events of the story unfold, it is slowly revealed that he is a split entity separate from Mort similar to Sousuke Aizen or Milo 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Unlike Sousuke Aizen whose knowledge of the universe made him dangerous giving him goals that were similar to Xehanort, Talking Ben is chill and chooses to simply explore and watch the universe with no real end goal other than amusement. During pre-timeskip who along with the Phantom Troupe and PWHNIWGO, both Ren Höek and Talking Ben, would both be characters that would have true moral ambiguity not be aligned with either the Imperium / Light, Chaos, or Xenos, at least until later in the second half of the narrative, where it was revealed that Ren Höek is an insane psycopath that runs a Death Squad while Talking Ben is linked to a higher level of BnL disconnected from the NPC activities within Dimension 1218 serving another side of the Imperium. Despite him being a data harvester and selling data to NPCs, he is not a member of the NPCs. Instead he watches his creations who are NPCs to govern themselves and laugh at their stupidity watching them beat each other laugh while he explores the universe like it is all some vacation to him.

He is also the star of The Talking Ben Show, Talking About Ben. And several other shows. He was intended to appear as a feature on rapper Yeat's 2023 album, Aftërlyfe, on the song "How it go", but when his contributions were removed when Yeat asked him if he was ready for the song to be released and Ben replied "no". His only verse was saying "Ben". Talking Ben got married to _ on February 28, 2023. He is also an alcoholic and provided Ren Höek with the immortal elixirs created in the 1920s as a result Ren Höek is forced to be with him for dependency. In The Ren and Talking Ben Show, he is depicted as a sarcastic, often detached dog who finds himself thrown into increasingly absurd situations alongside Ren. He tries to keep his composure even when Ren tells him outlandish stories about being a robotic superweapon from Venus, going so far as to call a lunatic asylum to deal with Ren's madness.

Despite his usually calm demeanor, Ben can be impulsive. When he gets his first credit card, he goes on a reckless shopping spree, filling the entire house with purchases until salesmen show up to reclaim everything. He also joins Ren and an absurd mix of characters on a camping trip where they face the Frosted Flakes Mafia and other surreal threats, treating the chaos almost casually. Ben occasionally indulges in bizarre curiosity, like when he presses a "pointless" button and ends up transforming. He also finds himself dragged into Ren’s destructive antics, such as being chased during Ren’s insane outburst that leads to the Empire State Building’s destruction.

Yet, there are softer moments showing Ben’s loyalty and emotional depth. He bonds with old friends like Talking Tom, helps Ren on their strange holiday journey to the North Pole, and even has an entire day dedicated to his raw, unfiltered sadness. In every case—whether battling alien invasions, enduring nonsensical adventures like pickle jar struggles, or reluctantly becoming Ren’s servant when he mistakes him for a ghost—Ben remains the grounded but oddly adaptable counterpart to Ren’s chaos. At some point in Act 4, it would be revealed that he isn't a regular NPC nor a retired board member of Buy N Large staging the events to make sure Ren Hoek remains deranged and an abuser to him, Talking Ben is one of the aliens that completed BnL's mission to reach Infinity and beyond as BnL advertised. Talking Ben owns several charities to push messages for Disney and is harvesting organs for his own twisted plans. The SCP he created SCP-3812 reflects on BnL's larger message to climb the narrative stack and become God in which Dimension 1218's BnL failed to accomplish. Throughout the Freaky Saga he guides various characters to both destroy and aid NPCs in order to keep his position in the narrative stack as a God. Some of his efforts include creating portals on Earth most significant of which being the Bermuda Triangle in which he aids in bringing his agenda between Isekai and reality. In Act 1 many portals between worlds would close leaving Earth to figure things out for themslves. He constantly fights against Dotar Surk for supremacy as well as attacking his own creations to teach them a lesson and punish them for their sins.

Overview

The Ren and Talking Ben Show

Talking Ben binging on immortal alcoholic elixirs that he sometimes provides to Ren Höek

Talking Ben is one of the two main protagonists of The Ren and Talking Ben Show, a lazy, coffee-obsessed dog whose deadpan personality contrasts perfectly with Ren’s unhinged energy. While he usually prefers sitting in his chair reading the newspaper, Ben frequently gets dragged into bizarre adventures, from helping Ren destroy every Arby’s restaurant in "Arby’s Catastrophe" to joining him on a universe-ending rampage in "Destroy All Humans". Though his default responses are usually “Yes,” “No,” or his iconic laugh, Ben often reveals a darker sense of humor, particularly when experimenting in his chemistry lab or assisting Ren in morally questionable schemes.

Despite his laziness, Ben has proven himself surprisingly resourceful and adaptable in chaotic situations. In "Talking Bin" and "Talking Bin 2", Ben willingly lives in a trash bin just to see what he can find, while in "Sleepy-Time Ben", he spends an entire night attempting—and failing—to fall asleep, ultimately resorting to absurd experiments involving caffeine. Even when faced with the horrors of Ren’s madness, such as in "Rhapsody of Insanity", Ben stays relatively calm, showing that his apathy is both his greatest weakness and his greatest strength.

Ben’s relationship with Ren is strange but unshakable. Whether they’re trespassing into Shrek’s swamp in "Swamp of Doom" or accidentally ending up in another cartoon dimension in "Stimpy?", Ben rarely questions Ren’s plans and often plays the role of a reluctant partner-in-crime. Though he sometimes mocks or annoys Ren, episodes like "I’M SORRY REN!" prove that Ben genuinely cares for him, even if he would rather be drinking coffee than saving the world.

Biography

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Genesis

A typical DPCU spinoff on SBFW featuring Talking Ben.

Talking Ben created the heavens and the earth. In the beginning, the world was a formless void, and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from Talking Ben swept over the waters. Then, with a single word, Ben brought forth light, separating it from the darkness. He called the light Day and the darkness Night. Thus, evening passed, and morning came—the first day of creation and he said, "Hohoho!"

Talking Ben advertises himself.

On the second day, Talking Ben made the dome of the sky, dividing the waters above from the waters below. He looked upon it with quiet satisfaction, approving his work with a single nod and said, "No!" Then came the third day: Ben gathered the waters together, calling them Seas, and brought forth dry land, which he named Earth. From the earth, vegetation sprang forth—plants yielding seeds and trees bearing fruit of every kind. Ben regarded it all with his signature calm shouting, "Ugh" and saw that it was good and said "Yes!"

By the sixth day, Ben had shaped the world in its fullness shouting, "Hohoho!" He created humankind in his image, naming them Adam and Steve, and blessed them with his peculiar sense of divine approval. When he had seen everything he had made, he declared it very good. And so, on the seventh day, Talking Ben rested, sipping coffee in silent triumph, for his work was complete and the universe—absurd as it was—belonged to him.

Subaru Saga

Introduced in the 1980s, Talking Ben’s relationship with his son, Mr. Game & Watch, is one of the most bizarre and strained dynamics in the multiverse. Though Ben insists he “loves him in his own way,” he struggles to connect with Mr. Game & Watch’s flat, two-dimensional nature—both literally and emotionally. Their disagreements often escalate into surreal arguments, with Ben angrily shouting “Yes!” and “No!” while Mr. Game & Watch simply responds with unsettling beeps and the occasional frying pan. Ben has admitted in several interviews on The Talking Ben Show that he feels overshadowed by his son’s strange, cryptic existence and is haunted by the fact that he can never fully understand him. Meanwhile, Mr. Game & Watch reportedly views his father’s alcohol addiction and apathetic attitude as furfag shit. Despite these rifts, there are rare moments where the two share a quiet bond—usually while watching static on an old TV, where words and dimensions no longer matter. Talking Ben occasionally visits Flat Zone to spend time with him along with his good frenemy, Bill Cipher. Ren Höek is Mr. Game & Watch's other parent, both are abusive and seeded his deep hatred of furries.

90s and Moccasins Saga

Not much happened here, but Talking Ben often interacted with Ren Höek and Stimpy often being defined with their strange mix of surreal humor and unlikely friendships. Most of their encounters revolved around odd experiments gone wrong, nonsensical arguments, and the occasional slapstick disaster involving moccasins—an oddly recurring theme during this time.

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Meme Saga

TBA

Fanon Appearances

The Ren and Talking Ben Show

• Every episode except for a couple few.

Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe

• Where he first appeared. #RIPSBFW

Quotes

“	Ben.	”

“	Yes.	”

“- - -“ (Left on hold.)

“	No.	”

“📳📳📳”

“	Hohoho!	”

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