Kumoko

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“	I ALREADY WON AHAHAHHAHAH	”
-Kumoko's battling Shun

“	Fhe daughter must die!	”
-Freaky Bob almost killing Kumoko

Kumoko
Second image is by Royal Starlord
Species	Spider
Pronouns	She/Her/Asshole
Education	Homeschooled by Mr. Game & Watch
Friends	Gretel (Secret Friendship) Shinobu Sensui Jon Arbuckle Chef Boyardee Courtney Juancarlo Albaez Priya
Affiliation(s)	NPC
Sex
Sexuality	Lesbian hehe
Nationality	stop asking me this
Ethnicity	idrk...
Status

Kumoko(蜘蛛子) is a female small spider whom is the illegitimate child of Mr. Game & Watch and Muffet(This technically makes her the granddaughter of Ren and Talking Ben). Despite being an spider, she is capable of talking in English while having an above average IQ than a normal person. She is delusional enough to think she is a person who reincarnated into a Spider which might be true idk but most likely proven false because of her big ego. She proves as a supporting character in CrösS;OVEr and a Major Antagonist in the Freaky Saga. She also serves as a plot device for the NPC's and possibly for the ✡︎ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✡︎. She is also one of the two, alongside Shinobu Sensui, are the only ones that Mr. Game & Watch actually cares for and doesn't want them to get hurt. She's also a regular member for the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society.

Also her current name is literally fucking called "spider girl" but her name was originally just nothing so the head writers for Pee Pee TV created that name for her and was officially registered as it in Mr. Game & Watch's NPC Propaganda networks. Also it has been shown in the episode credits of Dan VS Christmas, she was with Gretel at a picnic which signals that they're secretly friends despite being on opposing sides. She also is a secondary antagonist in Meme Saga Sisterhood as G&W's annoying sidekick/daughter.

With the more souls she gets from Mr. GW's kills, the more human and stronger she gets.

oh btw the second image on the infobox is by Royal Starlord.

Biography

Goon Cave Birth

In Freaky Bob's goon cave, lies many milfs like Freaky Patrick and 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, but there was one hidden in the corner named Muffet(you may know her from her banger battle song) anyways she was the maid for Freaky Bob's goon cave party after Freaky Bob beated her in a old fashioned battle. We see Mr. Game & Watch with his binoculars looking at the party because he is outlawed from any freaky activities, he then sees Muffet and carefully kidnaps her without the watch of Freaky Bob but if he saw it then he wouldn't care two shits.

Nobody knows what Mr. Game & Watch did to Muffet after this but after a month, she gave birth to over 500 babies but Mr. Game and Watch killed all of them so Muffet cried the way to Hotland. Mr Game & Watch realizes that one wasn't killed so he tries to kill it before realizing his senses that he can turn the spider into overpowered monster.

SpongeBob Fanon Series

She first appeared in the mainline series when she was first introduced as a weak baby spider that Mr. Game & Watch had, he had a backup soul after killing some random furry and putted on Kumoko making her fully aware of her surroundings and her talking english. Mr GW thought of a great idea to turn her into a weapon against the newly found 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. During this, he shown his friend Juancarlo Albaez of the experiment but he rejected the idea putting souls on a weak spider.

Mr. Game & Watch then gave her more backup souls but then she would scream and say she was reincarnated into a Spider when she died a high-schooler girl. Mr GW then took her to train and gather some exp like her first battle with Shun(A Online critic of GW's actions and possibly a dumbass). Mr GW didn't expect the guy to have a fucking sword on him but Kumoko entered the battle and already kicked his ass and killed him with her sharp spider legs.

fhe battle is over(originally posted or made by TokuichiSlays)

After the battle, she later appears as cameos in the lab or is shown later on GW's shoulders in the next few episodes.

Freaky Saga (2025)

She is first mentioned in Arc 11 of Season 2 where two unknown dudes in a hoodie has a discussion about Mr. Game & Watch's plan to takeover the freaky's with his pet spi- I mean daughter to kill everyone in the group when she reaches enough soul power. During all of that, Kumoko was evolving into more powerful forms while she was being took care of Shinobu Sensui whom he and her went around and killing a whole town just for her to gain EXP while going to the restaurants together in a wholesome montage. She also appears in later NPC Chapters / Episodes as a supporting protagonist while leveling up her exp

Kumoko considers Sensui a second father during that episode btw.

Zana Horowa

Anyways, she later appears as a giant spider in "Ren's Revenge" finally as a major member where she finally meets up with GW which tells Ren about his granddaughter but when Ren heard about that word, he had a autistic breakdown and almost shot Kumoko which led her to neutralize him. The two manipulate Ren to form a plan against Ka-Chung and Freaky Bob but he gets his ass kicked so hard that he had to suck Dr. Robotnik's and Jon's dick just to keep him alive which is very sad.

𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀

TBA but she turns into a half human/half spider deity as a major antagonist whom Freaky Bob has to kill.

Personality

She is a fucking shithead, the most annoying character in SpongeBob History as she taunts and wines in every scene but her cute, snarky traits makes up for it.

She is also considered an annoyance by everybody, especially people from the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society which she was taught to hate.

Critics thinks she's bland as fuck which might be true but idk.

Trivia

• She killed Derry Tavis and ate his body and the only explanation she gave out was that she was bored. The real explanation is that he was Haru Urara's biggest fan which she found out later because she fucking despises Haru Urara and sent out parties celebrating her death like fuck you Kumoko.
• Her Manga and Anime counterparts are totally different as in Meme Saga Sisterhood, they used a different design because of the cutesy design in the Manga is how she see's herself which they don't need everyone to see her that way so they used a different one in everyone else's view which is still cute but more accurate. Her Manga form can be seen in her views which are very rare.
• Apparently she is one of the few that Shinobu Sensui actually adores.