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Perkins Miller
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Real Name	Adolf Perkins Miller
Alias(es)	The Führer of Fandom
Species	Homo sapien
Sex
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	American 🇺🇸
Relative(s)	Adolf Duckler (father;deceased)
Residence	Little Saint James, U.S. Virgin Islands
Occupation(s)	Dicktator CEO
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“	Perkins Miller	”
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Adolf Perkins Miller (アドルフ・パーキンス・ミラー, Adorufu Pākinsu Mirā) is the secret son of Adolf Hitler and an accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein. He is a ruthless NPC dictator and the CEO of one of the worst websites of all time known as Fandom. Perkins is known for ruling Fandom with an ire fist, only caring about the money his wiki farm generates, as seen by all the aggressive, memory intensive and battery draining ads littered around, should you not install adblock (which you should). He also allows only the worst and most mind numbing wikis to be hosted on his site like the Pooh's Adventure Wiki and the UnAnything Wiki. All the good wikis that intend to be an actual wiki have all abandoned Fandom for fucking them over with the limited edit restrictions that allows Pooh's Adventures fans to pooh on their pages and the aforementioned lack of control the farm provides and had migrated over to other wiki farms/created an independent one.

One of the only good wikis on his website was the Neo Scary Godmother Wiki, however it was ruthlessly terminated by Perkin's minions: Kimberton, Captain Pingu, and ShadeTheVulpix306, because he was jealous and angry that such a wiki had remained as the only good part of his website that couldn't die naturally. When the members of the Neo Scary Godmother Wiki tried to revive the wiki, Perkins bribed one of the main admins named Zaphr to join the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society and make the Neo Scary Godmother complete garbage so Zaphr could become the supreme dicktator and ruler of the wiki. Afterwards, everyone else abandoned the wiki and it's been complete shit since late Summer of 2024.

Eventually in November of 2024, Perkins started hearing rumors that a new wiki known as the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki was actually making funny, original, unique, satirical, controversial, and interesting content that wasn't just slop and he was furious. This was done by using the power of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism which Perkins had heard rumors before from other NPC higher-ups but he never knew it was this strong. Seeing how strong 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's influence has become on the wiki and knowing how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism was a symbol of anti-Fandom establishment, he had to get rid of him and his followers quick. Perkins hired both his fanboys, LsMark49 and Spongefan511 to censor any form of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 articles. Unfortunately, after the many efforts of the REAL Donald J Trump trying to defend the wiki from NPC Fandom propaganda and cast LsMark49 to the shadow realm, Perkins Miller was able to unblock LsMark49 and assassinated the REAL Donald J Trump for daring to be an admin on his website and go against his tyrannical rules.

After 2025 began, Miller was furious over how the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! was still active and unafraid of his power. He decided he needed to invest more in A.I. with the help of his allied NPC backers, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, but unfortunately due to the dimensional merge fucking the world's economy, he needed to delete wikis to achieve more A.I. power so he decided to finally delete the Pooh's Adventures and Peppa Pig fanon wikis with a great pain in his heart. He really wanted to delete the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki but couldn't due to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and Bart Simpson casting an anti-deletion shield onto it. Finally achieving his A.I. army and getting tired of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society's shit. Miller would hire elite SOAP bots to assassinate the great Oswald Floridian and Rfhreh. This would result in the immense war against Fandom SOAP members and the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorists. Sometime later, the anti-deletion shield was unfortunately destroyed by his many g00nZ and sent his waifu, Sannse Cushway, to delete the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki for all eternity. Floridian would later resurrect himself numerous times after being assassinated, and although Perkins would kill him a couple of more times, he ultimately failed to remove him from Fandom entirely.

Similar to Captain Pingu, Perkins Miller is also a closeted homosexual who likes getting pegged by Buck Cluck.

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  Image showcasing Perkins being a known accomplice to Jane's death. Watching sadistically and slowly letting her die so she doesn't get in his ways.