Pooh's Adventures Wiki
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The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is an unofficial crossover wiki starring Winnie the Pooh and every single fictional character in existence slapped on to already existing movies, focusing on the holy trinity of autism: Winnie the Pooh, Pokémon, and Thomas the Tank Engine. (or I guess holy quaternity if you count Sonic the Hedgehog)
Anime is also included in this crossover for some reason. Basically the wiki is just if an autistic Disney adult had all the time in the world to write a list of every fictional character onto each and every movie for all his life: That's the Pooh's Adventures Wiki. Of course how can we not forget that the Amazing Digital Circus is in this? Magic Mush also included this wiki in his Weirdest Wikis On The Web video. This wiki's fandom users are usually 29 year old men who are, as stated before; autistic, but what YouTube documentaries barely tell you, are the branches of the Pooh's Adventures Wiki...SPINOFFS, yes this thing has spinoffs. Usually the spinoffs are the same thing just with other characters, such as Simba's Adventures, Twilight Sparkles's Adventures, Tito Dick's Adventures, Fuckface's Adventures, etc.
This shit has been going on since approximately 2008.
How a Pooh's Adventure Story is Made
- Make Winnie the Pooh and his pals the main characters. (This one is completely optional tho, we got more important characters to make adventures for like Pumba or Makka Pakka!)
- Introduce a bunch of pre-existing characters and have them do absolutely fucking nothing for the rest of the story.
- Make said characters join Pooh's party because they're his "cousins". In fact, let's make every character their "cousin" for no reason whatsoever! (E.g. Have Fozzie Bear from The Muppets be Pooh's cousin because they're both bears.)
- Have badly acted live-action segments from time to time, involving the creator should they decide to self-insert themselves into their projects.
- Mute the original audio and add subtitles for their dialogue. Better if no background music is playing. Sure, sentence mixing, text to speech, and redubbing exists, but who needs these when we have SUBTITLES!!!
- Do the 4Kids style of censoring inappropriate content (e.g. swearing, violence, sex, drugs, etc.)
- Shoehorn a bunch of crossover ships, mainly Thomas x Twilight Sparkle.
- Repeat.
- Profit.
- Make millions of spin-offs surrounding those "cousins" you speak of, if you wanna crank things up to eleven.
Story
What about their story? There's no story nor plot involved whatsoever. It's just a bunch of characters talking, doing nothing, going to places, meeting new people, calling everyone their "cousins" etc, etc. And that's about it. Even other cringy crossovers such as Gacha Club, Grounded videos, and Barney Bunch videos have a plot involved, and more worth your time watching than these shitty low-effort videos.
Meatwad's Adventures of Goodfellas
They all died because of Incredible Gassy's heroism.
List of Pooh's Adventures fanboys:
- Biffy Jones
- ShadeTheVulpix306
- Bert Dingleberry
- Kimberton
- Dan Sobel
- Every single Kingdom Hearts fan is by extension a Pooh's Adventures Wiki fan
The Fall of Pooh's Adventures
At the start of 2025, Perkins Miller had given FANDOM a New Year's Resolution, that resolution being to purge its fanon farms after finding those wikis to be cancerous due to the dimensional merge giving all those sites Pony AIDs. Therefore, he wanted to get rid of them to save money and their god awful reputation. He sent his loyal jannies to start purging and genociding all residents, by beginning with the Pooh's Adventures wiki and Pooh bear himself. On the 13th of February, 2025 terabytes of the most unoriginal, boring, and forgotten articles were eviscerated from existence, never to see the light of day ever again. Meanwhile Piglet was forced by the NPC Alliance to execute Pooh since his infection was becoming unstable. With a tear in Piglet and Perkin Miller's eyes, they said farewell to the classical symbol of USER™ crossovers and a true NPC icon.
So what happened to Biffy Jones and friends like him, now that they had been exiled, lost with no nation, nowhere to house their immense crossover listings? Well as of now they're searching for other wiki farms, Skywiki offered shelter to the group, and they accepted, so a cut and dry migration process then? No, because in the next hour or so, Skywiki reconsidered and deleted their wiki, epic troll style. Some have tried hosting on Miraheze, and were somehow successful in their request to open their wiki there, but of course it is merely a shell of its former self, with the site clearly under heavy construction, impounded by Miraheze's reputable server time request outages. Will this new wiki be able to carry on its legacy or dissipate into history? Who knows, but knowing how autistic it is, that phenomenon will most likely only die if the internet dies.