"PLEASE BREED ME NETANYAHU OHHH PLEASE BREED ME, I WANT YOUR COCK SO BADLY, PLEASE TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, PLEASE I BEG YOU DADDY UWU"
Agnes Tachyon is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Benjamin Netanyahu in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both love to suck Trump's cock. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Big Yahu also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Big Yahu and he's her husband. Her best friends are
Tomoko Kuroki and
Mamiya Takuji where they all enjoy slaughtering innocent Palestinian children. This page is fucking confusing, how is she a nazi and a israeli like this does not make sense at all.
Tachyon and her sugar daddy.
Tachyon loves copying everything that
Dr. Doe does which makes
Dr. Fuck You very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country.
She is a top jerker in Bui's jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA LARPers love the most besides big bitch Muscle Mommy Gold Ship. Tachyon is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content. She is a one note "mad scientist" type, Dr. Hämsterviel is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than this bimbo nazi zionist larping bitch.
Tachyon later comments mean things about kommunism because she's a dirty nazi which later leads to Viadimir Koltsov beating the everliving fuck out of her with a chair. This incident happens over like 6 times during the events of the larper saga.
Cinema
-- Punished "Venom" Vesna (talk) 19:07, 5 February 2026 (EST)
