Bbno$
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Now playing: "Pissman"
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| Alexander Netanyahu | |
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| Physiological Age: |
30(Unc Status) |
| Sex: |
Male |
| Fantasy Race: |
HOMO Sapien |
| Ethnicity: |
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| Nationality: |
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| Likes: |
Larping |
| Humor Style: |
Corny |
| Favourite Musician(s): |
His own |
| Dream(s): |
Make Israel the biggest empire of all time |
| Father(s): |
Benjamin Netanyahu |
| Mother(s): |
Agnes Tachyon |
| Sister(s): |
Daiwa Scarlet(Deceased, turned into Milk) |
Jewish
"Now i have become Larp, the larper of worlds" - (Totally not ripped off from Mamiya Takuji) BBno$
Alexander Leon Netanyahu, also commonly known as bbno$ or Baby No Money, is a dogshit "rapper" that makes the most corniest music known to men and has been known to Larp everything he touches. Being born to Benjamin Netanyahu and Agnes Tachyon, he was always destined to become a powerful larper and larps everything. He larps being a Canadian, he larps Hazbin Hotel(well that shit stinks), he larps The Amazing Digital Circus and even cosplayed as Palm Knee but he looks fucking ugly with it on, larps Vocaloid shit like he really loves Hatsune Miku and includes her in his Gigilo song but she sounds bootleg as fuck like i bet Shutterstock Hatsune Miku can do a better job and make the song enjoyable but this dude fucking sucks, he also larps more fandoms like name one right now and he'll larp it like Umamusume, Jujutsu Kaisen, My Singing Monsters, South Park, Undertale, Family Guy, Helluva Boss(pure dogwater), Smiling Friends, Rick and Morty, Sonic The Hedgehog, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Spongebob, SMG4(pure dogshit), Kpop Demon Hunters, One Piece, Dandy's World, TCOAAL, Evangelion, FNF, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, My Little Pony, Forsaken, SML, Deltarune, Murder Drones, Madoka Magica, Aggretsuko, Slayers, HE WILL LARP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Despite his terrible rapping songs that gets teenage girls to develop their personality off him and become his larping minions, he also tries to rap other people. He is so hated that when Shitty G and Nico were fighting, they saw him and stopped completely to work together to make the guy humiliated as possible. Biggie Cheese faced the dude and won by only saying a sentence like fuck you Lil Yahu. He also desperatly wants to manipulate audiences to follow him like he projects himself as Anti-AI and commissions real artists for his stuff, good right? NO YOU'RE WRONG!!!! This guy underpays them, turns down any freaky artists even when he literally paid them for the commissions and then hacking their bank account to steal their money with the help of Israeli tech, and just use his fame to get people to suck up to him as he expects them to expect being low-payed. He is also so corny about AI-Stuff that he's actually Pro-AI because he's making out this reputation of Anti-AI people to be cornballs.
Being son of the Israeli Prime Minister, he is very popular in Israel as he the #1 Best Rapper there as according to his father, "Nobody can out-do my son and if they try, they will die by gunshot from the world's most moral army". So yeah i don't think anyone is surpassing him soon there. His concerts can be seen in Tel Aviv where he has the most biggest ones as many larpers come their to worship his music. Come To Brazil is one and its a very bad song that makes Freaky people's ears bleed and lowkey it can make anyone's that isnt a NPC or Larper, its that fucking bad. He manages the Israel Tiktok Account.
He and the Palestinians united to defeat Enrique in Cumming, Georgia but failed miserably, he later went back crying to his Mommy and got babied by her. Big Yahu keeps telling her to stop babying their only son but he's so old to do that shit. He introduced many into the Larping Empire and got their starts there as his music can attract flies like those. Subaru Natsuki is a huge fan of his music and cosplaying so both hang out with eachother comparing how much they larp and eating Arby's together while making phonk edits. His power of larping is unmatched, besides Mamiya Takuji and a few, his powers are so retarded and hence why he turns into a eldritch horror when he needs to and that fucking sucks. Don't listen to his music or you'll be turned into a mindless Larper.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He is still breast-fed by his mommy
- He IS the Pissman
- His own father loves Takuji more than him, very sad.
- Was friends with Jax AKA someone who worshipped him. Jax loved meat-riding him and what did he do to repay back the favor? Kicked his ass all the way to California even though Jax helped him larp Palm Knee. Why did you betray him Bbnos$???
- Unironically supports d4vd who is a murderer.
- Laped Teto and made her fanbase one of the worst ones ever seen.
- R*ped Hatsune Miku several times and forced her to be a mindless puppet for him, this goes for Brazillian Miku too where he also did the same thing that he did with Miku to her.
Comments[edit | edit source]
gotta go to bed quick, i'll continue where i left off
-- Barf Bag (talk) 01:57, 12 May 2026 (EDT)