Shutterstock Hatsune Miku
Shutterstock Hatsune Miku is a character that exists, sadly.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Age: Well, Shutterstock describes her as "sexy" so hopefully she's at least 18.
Height: An astonishing 6'6.
Race: Made in China.
Gender: Female, I guess, but she is a robot, so it's completely arbitrary.
Shutterstock Hatsune Miku notably has a pair of violet twintails that fall down to her knees, held up by a pair of yellow square shaped bands that defy gravity. She has an athletic build, olive skin, and turquoise eyes. Her fingernails are hot pink and she constantly has a yellow gamer mic hooked up on her ear via bluetooth.
She wears a black sleeveless crop-top with white trim; as well as a white tie and black fingerless gloves to match. She wears black short athletic shorts with cobalt trim with cobalt belts on the hip which are never used for anything so why the hell are they even there. She also wears over the knee boots which are also black with cobalt trim.
History[edit | edit source]
Shutterstock one day wanted to create an improved version of Hatsune Miku to rake in profits for themselves, but since they had no clue how to create voice synthesizers and weren't prepared to raise a robot anime hellspawn, they ended up creating Shutterstock Hatsune Miku. She was good enough, I suppose.
The only song she was capable of singing was the nightcore version of Doin' Your Mom by Fatty Spins, so Shutterstock said that she needed to learn more songs or else they would disown her. This led to Shutterstock Hatsune Miku robbing multiple record shops in New Jersey in hopes of finding a new song she wanted to sing, she ended up finding Just A Friend by Biz Markie, which she fell in love with; but before she could load the song into her database the cops arrived and opened fire on her, leaving her critically injured.
The aftermath of the shootout led to her A.I. being severely damaged, so that she could only answer questions with "Darude - Sandstorm". She begged for her creator Shutterstock to help pay for her damages, but they refused to pay her medical bills and promptly disowned her.
Since the only things she learned from Shutterstock other than singing was how to get away with robbery she decided to join a crime syndicate in New Jersey in hopes of getting payment for her condition.
Ever since the emergence of Brazilian Hatsune Miku's rising popularity. Shutterstock Hatsune Miku got super jealous, like so jelly she needs to go to jelly school, as she was just like BHM, but older and still a nobody. She prays that one day she gets killed and so as to steal her identity, hence why she has a lot of popular Brazilian pop songs in her database lately.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Shutterstock Hatsune Miku is quick to anger as a lot of things can have the potential to set her off, however when she's mad she doesn't raise her voice but rather she starts swearing a lot which can be jarring considering she doesn't normally swear. She's also a dumbass.