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'''The Great Gajew''' is one of the | '''The Great Gajew''' is one of the weakest and most pitiful characters in all of fiction from one of the worst anniemays known as the ''New Norm''. He loves to larp that he can solo all of fiction but in fact, he is so weak and pitiful, he instantly gets raped to death by [[A1 Steak Sauce]] in a nanosecond. The Smiling Friends also soloed this fraud through Charlie accidentally dropping a cheeto on him. | ||
He was best bluddies with [[Subaru Natsuki|Subaru]] from Re:Zero and [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] before his death. A1 Steak Sauce was on a mission to rescue and save [[User:Solidus Vesna|Vesna]] from the normies after Vesna's amazing redemption arc that surpasses Zuko's redemption arc from Avatar. Unfortunately for A1 after the death of Gajew, it turned out that Vesna was held captive in another castle and is still being forced to be unfunny by his ginger captor. ย | He was best bluddies with [[Subaru Natsuki|Subaru]] from Re:Zero and [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] before his death. A1 Steak Sauce was on a mission to rescue and save [[User:Solidus Vesna|Vesna]] from the normies after Vesna's amazing redemption arc that surpasses Zuko's redemption arc from Avatar. Unfortunately for A1 after the death of Gajew, it turned out that Vesna was held captive in another castle and is still being forced to be unfunny by his ginger captor. ย | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:33, 18 September 2026

The Great Gajew
The Great Gajew is one of the weakest and most pitiful characters in all of fiction from one of the worst anniemays known as the New Norm. He loves to larp that he can solo all of fiction but in fact, he is so weak and pitiful, he instantly gets raped to death by A1 Steak Sauce in a nanosecond. The Smiling Friends also soloed this fraud through Charlie accidentally dropping a cheeto on him.
He was best bluddies with Subaru from Re:Zero and Benjamin Netanyahu before his death. A1 Steak Sauce was on a mission to rescue and save Vesna from the normies after Vesna's amazing redemption arc that surpasses Zuko's redemption arc from Avatar. Unfortunately for A1 after the death of Gajew, it turned out that Vesna was held captive in another castle and is still being forced to be unfunny by his ginger captor.
Characters who can easily rape solo this fraud
- Your mum
- Frank
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- ๐๐-๐๐๐ค๐๐!
- DOCTOR
- Incredible Gassy
- Bean Khan
- Olie Polie
- Lord Stupid IV
- Meat
- Dr. Hรคmsterviel and Fenneko
- Hidan and Envy
- Extra FreakyBob
- Buck Cluck
- Crash
- Biggie Cheese
- Vivian
- Hermann Fegelein
- Greed
- Akinator
- Otis
- Paul Blart
- Parappa The Rapper
- Gangsta-Bob
- Jason Gomez The Dinosaur
- A1 Steak Sauce
- Dr. Fuck You and Dr. Doe
- Dr. Rizzler Zesticles
- Nack The Shitter
- Bertram Winkle
- Matt Cosman
- Dan from Street Fighter
- Magikarp
- Tom Ridd
- A singular citizen from the Archono Union
- The Overseer at 2.24*10-(10100000)โฑ power
- Mr. Frog
- The Lorax
- Fassad and 8-Ball
- Dreamybull
- Tony Zaret
- Dr. Insano!
- Vanilla The Rabbit
- General Grimm
- Sgt. Hawk Tuah
- Riff
- Thicc
- Shrap
- Scorch
- Private Hooper
- Futa Tsunade
- Felix The Femboy
- Cheeto Man
- Black Yoshi
- Joseph Conrad
- The Common Cold
- Jar Jar Binks
- Every Skibidi Toilet Ever
- Dragan Markovic
- Gold Ship
- Oguri Cap
- Meggy Thiccster
- Morgz's Mum
- Isabelle
- Retsuko
- Lady Bow
- Karina
- Vibri
- Shutterstock Hatsune Miku
- Talking Ben
- Ronald McDonald
- DJ Dinglehopper
- Cumrick
- Baldi Bouapha
- Kevin James Sievert
- Mr. Krupp
- Uncle Duck
- Garfield
- Dick Dastardly
- Sir ๐๐พ๐ถ
- Nicotine The Rapper
- Mulmangcho
- Kim Jong Un
- Leon
- ๐๐ช๐๐๐ฒ
- Splash Woman
- MagiMother
- Roberta
- Frederica Sawyer
- Leigharch
- Brad Wong
- The Dark Lord
- Shitty G
- Poo Peter
- Duster
- Ridley
- Jonkler
- Bartholomew Chainsaw
- Vinca
- Victor
- Vesna
- The Shadow Queen
- Christie
- Pizza Pasta The Fourth
- Beavis
- Butt-Head
- Boognish
- The Wahl Barber
- Hiei and Shouko
- Diego Marcoson
- Ceroba Ketsukane
- Martlet
- White Fat Albert
- Frank
- Reinhard van Astrea
- Telenece D'Arby
- The Globgobgabgalab
- Big Nigga
- JoeysWorldTour
- The Noise
- Harlot of The Flies
- Uncle Samsonite
- Thomas Flyswatter
- Cobson
- Rapeson
- Coconut Fred
- Milwaukee Gojo
- Bubsy
- Gendo Ikari
- John Cena
- Bitchyjรผm
- Bowser
- Cucker Tarlson
- Rev says desu
- Smartschoolboy9
- The Second Most Unpopular Man On The Internet
- Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway
- The Average Power-Scaler
- Thomas Aquinas
- Brian Griffin
- Harlot of The Flies
- A tuft of grass located in an apartment courtyard in NY
- Harlan Ellison
- Ho Chi Minh
- Zhang Zuolin
- Zhang Xueliang
- Zhang Zongchang
- Yang Yuting
- The Oingo Boingo Brothers
- Injin Joe
- Sqadolf Squidler
- Desiderius Erasmus
- Pesci
- Coughing Baby
- This Fat Little Asian Man
- Yeast Poisoning
- My pet flea
- Gay Horse
- Veruca Salt
- All the uggbobs
- Any one of the 8 billion humans present in Reality 1218