Harlot of the Flies
| “ | Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew. | ” |
-George R.R. Martin | ||
Also known as Shit Waifu, or Garbage Waifu, she is an anthropomorphic pile of shit made almost entirely out of POO!
She enamors all who have a scat fetish like Nack The Shitter or those horny few who simply cannot smell to save their life.
Origins[edit | edit source]
There are two accounts on how she was born.
Some say she was created straight from a gooner's arse by which he must comply with the Internet's Rule 34. In other words a product from which lust can touch, copy and pervert.
Others claim she was one of the creations of James Rolfe after he broke up with Mike Matei.
The Shit She Did[edit | edit source]
She tormented a VTuber fan who was suffering from a slow, brain deteriorating suffocation of an overwhelming ratio of his own farts over oxygen, in his basement. She convinced the mentally damaged man that Glow-in-the-Dark FEDs, a giant Glow-in-the-Dark Spider, and the Penis Monkey are all gonna get him and force him to eat bugs or something. He died from a bullet ricochet towards his head; aimed at a mirage of a FED.
Her first Stand bearer was Cole The Rapper, who awakened her after eating a pile of shit his mum made. He used this stand to assert dominance and spread his rapping career. Eventually getting into a fight with Crazy Spongebob. Eventually, Cole disowned her after he became Buddhist. Leaving her to find a new host
She soon becomes Airsoftfatty's stand, after his weed withdraw awakens her during his time in Big Brother. The power of her reveals itself here as they can to turn any living quarter diseased and inhospitable. The only known ability she can perform with Airsoftfatty is Montezuma's Revenge. Which allows him to spray diarrhea like a fire-hose and turn those who touch it infected with various unknown viruses, poisoning them, as well as acting as cement that dries up quickly.