Uncle samsonite
"its time to have some fun.... with Uncle Samsonite!
Item No: SCP-666[edit | edit source]
Object Class: Keter[edit | edit source]
Special Containment Procedures:[edit | edit source]
Reports of sightings of creatures similar to the cryptid "Uncle Samsonite" are to be monitored closely. In the event that a sighting is confirmed, all survivors and witnesses are to be administered with Class B amnestics and any and all traces of SCP-666 are to be destroyed. In the event that images of SCP-666 are posted on the internet they are to be dismissed as hoaxes.
Description:[edit | edit source]
SCP-666 is a hostile sapient entity with class 4 reality bending powers. SCP-666 identifies itself by he name "Uncle Samsonite" and it most commonly takes the form of a morbidly obese humanoid with small ears wearing brown overalls, a cream colored shirt, and a blue cap.
SCP-666 manifests exclusively at night in the vicinity of human beings who are sleeping in their bed. Although SCP-666 seems to largely prefer minors under the age of 12 years. During an SCP-666 event, SCP-666 will first appear from a dark space such as a closet, a door, or under a bed, SCP-666 will then proceed to dance provocatively in front of the target individual while seductively staring at them for an extended period of time before ██████ the victim's soul with him.
SCP-666 seems to prefer the song "Pony" by american rapper: Ginuwine. The song can be heard coming from an unknown source throughout all recordings of SCP-666 events, SCP-666 can purportedly be summoned by playing the song at a loud volume at exactly 3:33 AM.
SCP-666-1 is the designation for a pocket dimension controlled by SCP-666. It resembles a miniature space with multiple doors leading to the bedrooms of children all around the globe, presumably this is how SCP-666 gets to his victims without entering their home first.
Notes:[edit | edit source]
- POI-C110P theorized that he and and POI-P00P (Milwaukee Gojo) are the only known users of the anomalous ability: Domain Expansion.
