User:Win108

Windows 108

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“I have no shit, and I must post.”

— Windows 108, 2026

Hey hello, I'm Windows 108. I'm the self-proclaimed "The Screwball Canadian" that serves as the reincarnation of "Captain" Lou Albano (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!) and I'm a Fanboy and Chum Chum writer that's part-human, part-hyena. My favorite characters are FreakBob, Enrique, Bean Khan and definitely Ka-Chung, Stingy and Dragon. Oh, and I also burn dinner. Thanks for stopping by, if you like my dumb shitposts then that's great to hear.

The crazy shit I've done (satire, pls don't take seriously real-world ploice)

• Got arrested for not washing my hands after using the toilet
• Got arrested for not finishing my food
• Ate soup out of the toilet
• Cooked with Bigfoot
• Jumped into lava for some reason
• Invented mini-me
  • He comes with nano-me
    • and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest)
• Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely
• Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...)
• EVERYONE IS ME WHAT DO I DO
• Got robbed for my baked beans
• Cloned myself a million times and caused chaos in some random dude's backyard
• Became an elf that played the banjo
• Broke down crying when I was asked "where do I see myself in five years"
• Titanic but Jack and Rose are both me
• Dated myself
• Went into Mars and immediately left because I got bored
• Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid
• Got my house robbed because I was busy doing helium
• Drank so much caffeine I blew up
• Tried to teach animals how to read
• Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it
• Spayed SCP-2747
• Grew to massive size and walked through a city (sorry toronto lmao)
• Thought I was a dentist
• Reduced the number of states to 49
• Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches
• Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021
• Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock
• Convinced many to fly
• I am a licensed hairstylist, trust me
• The boogeyman ain't Pepsiman for me, I am Pepsiman's boogeyman
• Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people
• Shoved a Wii U gamepad up my ass and became God
• Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of Family Guy
• Every quirky thing I do, Enrique does as well. We're twinsies