Oguri Cap
"Finally, a worthy opponent" - Yo Momma
"Im scared" - Gluttony from FMA(aka her Father)
Who is this biggest fatass of all, OGURI CAP!, Who eats the whole damn buffet in one go, OGURI CAP!, Had the biggest Taco Bell incident in the 21st Century, OGURI CAP! Seriously Oguri Cap, how the fuck did you lose 67% of your body mass in one day.....
Oguri Cap, or Oguris Fatass, is a Umamusume hailing from Kasamatsu, the birthplace of Vore where they sing the Vore National Anthem in one go. Anyways, Oguri Cap lowkey is a fucking juggernaut in racing but is the literal incarnation of Gluttony. She is know for making Golden Corral bankrupt several times only to buy them out again and then eat their whole selection which is a rinse and repeat. She then went to plan Meggy Thiccster's death for no particular reason but was stopped by Filia so the two had the biggest eating competition in Two Egg, Florida as Filia lost so badly but Meggy already ran away hours ago so Oguri was pissed and sad.
She started as a racing beast(though when she was little, her legs were very weak but she recovered)and dominated all of her races in Kasamatsu before leaving to the Nationals where she also dominated every race until losing in the Tenno Sho to her rival and soon Best Friend, Tamamo Cross and then again by her in the Japan Cup but Tamamo didn't win, Obey Your Master did(what a weird name to replace Pay The Butler). She later beated Tamamo Cross's ass so hard in the Arima Kinen that Tamamo retired because she was afraid(which is false because Oguri loves spreading this lie but Oguri definitely beated Tamamo's ass in that race lmao).
She later went in more races in the following year yadda yadda yadda like Inari One yadda yadda yadda and the won the other Arima Kinen and officially retired in peace back at Tracen where she can spend the rest of her days eating goyslop and becoming Super Creek's second victim to "Goo Goo Babies". Dan McNeely then kidnapped her after using information from Tamamo who was forced to give it out for Oguri Cap to be kidnapped, both of them became mind slaves for the NPC Alliance and then for the Agency Against the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society.
She later got freed by Greed and then became apart of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society however they made some measures on how Oguri can't eat all the food so they gave her money to but 40% of every Japanese Reasturant in the world and sometimes she would eat in one for days on end so finally she won't stop eating their food. Did i also mention that she has the highest metabolism the world has ever seen, even more than Barf Bag. She also eats much more than Fat Asuka, White Fat Albert, and JoeysWorldTour combined so do not mess with her food like one NPC did and got severely punished. She later left the alliance when being severely injured by Enrique.
Oguris Fatass is a very popular fighter in the underground Hobby Lobby and beats people's asses up. She also has a friendship with Incredible Gassy since they're both gassy and gluttonous beasts, they played the zombies mode of Call Of Duty all the time once they're together also the room probably smells like horrendous shit.
It was revealed that Gluttony is her dad in Episode 781 of the Freaky Saga and that makes her dad scared of her. This is why she inherited his appetite and how the fuck did Gluttony get her mother pregnant but this kinda means that she somewhat has Homunculus traits but she is an identical clone to her mother just that she has some small stuff borrowed from Gluttony.
Harem
Ofc Oguri Cap would have a harem like wtf, go check out her harem page because im too lazy.
Bite of 67
Tamamo Cross was a depressed lad that day, she got the 50th notification that her parents were in debt by the Yakuza again so she begged the SUSiety again to give her to money but Oguri Cap did not want to give her precious money to Tamamo so to make it up to her bout the money situation, she brang Super Creek and Inari One who Inari One begged to be there and even payed Oguri to come with them because she's really fucking desperate but this place was a very retarded FNAF Restaurant where Toy Freddy was on meth, Toy Chica a stripper at the bar section so when kids go there even though they're not supposed to be there; there will be Toy Bonnie selling them to the cartel. Mangle was also playing CS:GO with Hyper Realistic Sans. Tamamo didn't have a fun time and moped while punching kids for their tickets so Oguri Cap was mad.
Oguri Cap beated up Toy Freddy to tell him his secrets on being an animatronic so they had a 10 minute spiritual break while quoting Confucius. Oguri now thinks she is an animatronic and pretended to be one on them on stage which fooled Tamamo but then Oguri was hungry........so she caused.....the...........................................................................................................BITE OF 67!!!!!!!!
Tamamo Cross later was healed up by Yukina the following hour but this incident still shocks people in the 4 Chan community.
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Skibidi Oguri
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Where all her food goes
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-- Solidus Vesna (talk) 10:45, 10 February 2026 (EST)
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