Lord Stupid IV
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| Lord Stupid IV | ||
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Species |
Diploid | |
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Date of Birth |
1984 | |
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Relative(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
Being Stupid | |
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Criminal Record |
Playing stupid games for stupid prizes | |
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Rank |
A2 Level English | |
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Actor |
You in a goofy voice | |
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Onlyfans |
5K followers | |
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Status |
Still figuring out where to put that last jigsaw piece of a sad clown | |
Biography[edit | edit source]
Stupid is very stupid. In fact he is so stupid, he is THE stupidest person in the world.
He is also the bigger brother of Fassad.
Appearances[edit | edit source]
The Mysterious Stranger (Book, 1916)
Action 52 (Sega Genesis, 1993)
Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio Books, The Day When All Was Gay, 2004)
List of the Stupidest Things he Did[edit | edit source]
- He thought Peter Griffin wasn't a gamer, believing he was "too old" to be a gamer.
- He wasted 100,000,000 Dollars in trying to get a law enacted where the citizens of New Meridian are outlawed to eat food off a shoe.
- Being Stupid.
- He momentarily forgot how to breath.
- He attempted to correct Boyle's law PxV=K by stating that constant proportionality isn't caused by pressure (P) but rather 'force of friction' (Ff), with his "correction", he failed to realize that the coefficient of friction is not a function of mass or volume.
- He wanted to go for a pee but instead of going to the toilet at the time, which was just a 5 feet away from him, he peed on the TV (20 ft away from him) thinking it can go through the screen.
- Chris Chan and Stupid Mama beat him multiple times on Tic Tac Toe. Chris-chan to Lord Stupid: 7-1, Yo mama to Lord Stupid: 5-0.
- He farted on his concubine's dick.
- Consooms porn for the plot and completely forgets about the plot the moment he looks away from it.
- Goes to Chuck. E. Cheese, but only for its pizza.
- Brought a comically large spoon to the Super Bowl.
- Watching PragerU, Buzzfeed and ChannelAwesome religiously.
- Being so illiterate, that any words he would see would become nothing but scribbles to everyone else.
- Giving a shit about anyone using Discord light mode.
- Shitting through his mouth because he said he had something along the lines of constipation.
- Destroying the discovery documents to Obamium and Putinum out of fear his coal energy business would be phased out for stronger, less environmentally lethal, more renewable energy.
- Believing Nikocado Avacado is gang stalking him.
- Attempted to learn the dead, lost sami language: Ter.
- Making the worst music known to man on Friday Night Funkin'.
- Conquering a masturbation addiction, only to get addicted to the process of getting addicted to masturbation and then curfew it for a month, just so he can feel the high of overcoming a masturbation addiction.
- Somehow convincing Bob Chandler that Molvanîa was a real country.
- Moderating the NSGM Wiki for 7 years, for free!
- Inventing the worst board game in the world. An adaptation of Mother 3 as a board game.
- Eating succulent plants with every single sauce invented in the culinary of man.
- Paying for a Pornhub membership for his apple tree in his garden (it doesn't even know what pornhub is).
- Tried to throw a lego man towards the floor out of anger... and missed!
- Believing Neco Arc is cute or funny.
- Putting two quarters on each of his ears to listen to Fifty Cent.
- Debuting his first and only rap duet with Chris Chan, unintentionally snitching about Chris doing his mom.
- Believing Adachi's toes taste the best (he has no toes).
- Would rather take a car journey than taking a plane journey to his long destination, believing planes are more freak accident prone than cars.
- Pestering that Elon Musk should change the twitter logo into the letter X for some reason (honestly it's one of the least stupid thing on this list he has done).
- He had an appointment with Dr. Pepper to get a Bluetooth.
- Believing that the Nazi Germany was active for longer than Darksydephil's Youtube career, when he was on the Stern Show.
- Believing he can transform into an fly by concentrating in his head into turning into one.
- Creating a self imposed expodition from his mansion to the nether space via space hoppers, so that he can hunt all the wabbits he desired.
- Calling a white person the n-word.
- He thinks that Boognish is his pet booger.
- Forgot to bring his keys when leaving his mansion 17 times in a row,
- Believing that Astolfo is a woman, after seeing his penis!!!
- Not peeing in the shower whilst its running. Believing the water will make more pee.
- Filling his toilet bowl with orbeez and ruining his sewer.
- He thought that eating fruit from a tree within 4 years of being planted isn't a crime in the Torah
- Had sex with kim yo-jong, thought she was kim yoo-jung
- He believed that massive bonfires and burning wickermen celebrations started off in the Dark Ages, because they needed a massive source of light to do their things in the thousand years of darkness, and also to prevent Minecraft skeletons and zombies from killing so many people during that era, which he believed were the cause of the millions of non-war related deaths around Europe.
- On 20th of January, 2023, he attempted to predict that Russia, the US and China will fall from being a super power in 30 days and out will emerge Mexico as the next super power country.
Lord Stupid's Advisor
Lord Stupid on Reddit (The Comment)
Lord Stupid and his concubine contributing in a protest against the legalization of bathing in kiddie pools.
