Duster

"freaky on your leg, freaked on friday's, Lord Mingus Duster Stinkerton the Third" - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫

The Man Himself!!

"I'm the cheese man, the cheesiest man, the most powerful lucky guy!" - Duster

Duster From Mother 3(マザー3ダスターMazā 3 dasutā), is some random thief from Tazmily Village, Canada who is apparently disabled with a limp on his leg so he has some rep from the disabled guys but he runs fast like Sonic so I don't really think that counts as anything. He is the third member of the Unholy Trio, a group that Hiei made to counter anyone in his way, but Duster seems to be very loyal as he doesn't even want anymore members in the group because its called a fucking trio plus he and Martlet are best buds forevuh!!!!!!!!!!! Duster also was a supposed character in a Fanboy and Chum Chum game that was supposed to come out but Duster was scrapped all together until the manga artist saw him when bored one day so they added him in the saga as some evil thief that does stuff into a good guy who does good things.

Duster has the Jordans meaning his kicks are more powerful that anyone who doesn't have the Brown Shoe Jordans, Duster can literally kill people with his tools he calls his family because his Dad sucks ass as in he was Jimmy Carter's vice president but he went to Canada when Jimmy Carter declared war on Granny(Someone that Wess knew also cuz he's that fucking old). Duster is the Cheese Man AKA the Mingus as he used to be in a really good band lol that were the best times like he was called Lucky.

He also had a friend called Kumatora but she was a bitch, a really BIG FAT BITCH!!!!!, so much so that Duster thinked she was a fucking liberal pussy so he left her and stole all of her KFC which made her really made and so Duster had to calm her down because she was being a liberal vegan snowflake but she just tried to vore his orgone energy which Duster just wasn't having it since Kumatora already vored Nintendo and that made him real freaked out, so he left without attacking her cuz she's big AF and has magic powerz or something, no kiddin'. Kumatora couldn't land a hit on him cuz he fast and she so fucking slow, so she just gave up trying to push her point and simply waddled to her local McSpankey's to order the Bubble Bass Meal to recover her built up appetite from the ordeal. She changed a lot since then and now is friends with Duster as the two get along now.

Lore of MINGUS THE MINGUS

MINGUS, aka Duster From Mother 3, was born inside Tazmilly Village to his decaying father and i don't know who the mother was but lets take a guess that it was someone who died. Mingus Duster Stinkerton III was a really happy child and he looked like child just had puberty before the age of 6. Duster was good guy according to the civilians and he went to Thief School from Wess because Wess was poor and he needed to steal from the Canadian Government.

Duster was trained harshly that he had a limp on his right leg probably, Duster also had many years of his life taken away because Wess was a bad guy who trained Duster to be a bad guy like always. Duster didn't do this and was praised by the village for being a nice guy who secretly did bad things behind their back like killing people who didn't give their money to him like the Canadian Government. Duster then saw bad things happen as someone he knew, Flint, had their Wife taken away from him when a Mecha Drago came to attack. Duster didn't care but he was waiting outside Flint's prison cells because he has nothing to do besides eating the cheese from the playgrounds and getting the cheese touch.

Duster then stayed inside Tazmilly Village even though there were Pigmasks everywhere and will abuse someone if they don't comply but Duster was in the shadows. Duster had to have a fake alias to survive so he went with the name of MINGUS and used his newfound aura that he stole from cave to transform into MINGUS THE MINGUS OF THE TAZMILLY VILLAGE INCORPORATED. He formed a band called DCMC which was a rock band that was really successful in Canada and made them a household name but was brainwashed by nearby Pigmask Army soldiers so yeah that was bad

Duster quickly avoided this due to his Aura and fled to Bikini Bottom which is where he now is. There he met the God of Gluttony AKA Kumatora in a Taco Bell Bathroom and both of them became friends while Kumatora also said she escaped Tazmily Village which made Duster feel like he wasn't the only one. But their friendship ended when Kumatora tried to vore him which he really did not like but it changed later on. Duster trained his thief skills with the Aura at his personal hideout to become stronger incase the Canadian Army comes to find him but then he found a new passion to go to every Gas Station to find some rare Spongebob Popsicle.

He then was in a 7/11 and was found by Hiei, Kurama, and Dust to be apart of their team and became a mainstay member in Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Dairies on many missions but when Kurama died, he was only friends with Hiei as Dust was exilled for being a prick. The two went into hardship but luckily won in the end as Martlet joined their group to officaly become The Unholy Trio.

Trivia of MINGUS

• MINGUS IS MINGUS JUST TRUST ME
• He might be the only one who doesn't realize Hinawa's death caused everything
• He was accidently stumbled in the Saga when he realized doing good things is good(REAL GOOD!)
• His breath stinks....
• His IQ is very low according to his stats.
• He's in the Freaky Saga just look hard enough and you'll see him.
• Dan asked Duster a million times if he knew anything about Hinawa which Duster didn't say anything cuz he dumb.
• Duster may be shown as weak in physical form but he's very, very fucking OP with the Orange Aura affect.
• noice
• He seems to care about Yukina despite her trusting Martlet and Hiei better.
• He's the sole reason on why his Rope Snake suffered a alot.
• He fucking hates Kumoko and Balalaika for being both dickheads to him.
• He's from Mother 3 the game, if you didn't know it by now.