Skibidi Toilet
The Skibidi Toilets are some of the most sadistic beings in the universe.
They are the reason why this universe begins in the first place.
Coming in many shapes and sizes they are mutants bent on making the world stupider than them, so that they'll be the smartest beings of all. Dr. Gastronomical is the number 1 enemy on their shit list, as he had foiled them and their devious plans numerous times throughout history.
Their behaviors however are all stupidly identical, only able to babble, with the only discernible words in their vocab being: "Skibidi", "Yes", and "BRAIN BLAST". Built for warfare and invasion, they are capable of shooting lasers out of their eyes, strangle others with their necks at close combat, or could use their plunger hands to absorb brainwave energy from other life forms for norishment. To counter their lack legs, in place of a toilet, they overcome this through levitation.
After World War III. All Russians have been replaced by Skibidi Toilets, whilst the rest of the Ukrainians turned into Cameraheads. The cameraheads for a time were their rival race in their civil war until they finally exterminated the cameraheads and learn space and time travel for further conquest.
History[edit | edit source]
Origins[edit | edit source]
The origin of Skibidi Toilet came to existence in early 2023 from a Southern Ossetian Z scientist called Dr. Soychov. A man who got stuck in the toilet whilst serving in the 2nd Chechnya Civil War as a Georgian Russian Mercenary Medic Trooper, on United Russia's side. Having to build a way to resume everyday life with his legs stuck and decaying in a toilet there. He wanted to create a super weapon to stop the Ukrainians who were using Nikocado Avocado to push out his country's milita. He did this by sneaking into Ukraine to abduct mutants from Chernobyl and flushing them down the old ass toilets from Omsk, mixed with the Russian equvilent of CobraJFS's drink hacks. The first Skibidi Toilet was born. Soychov was pleased by this. With funding from The Federation Council. He produced later versions into moving toilets, and by early 2025, were fitted with state of the art plungers and dildos for hands.
Subspecies and Notable Skibidi Toilets[edit | edit source]
Skibidi Urinals[edit | edit source]
Pretty much exactly the same as their toilet counterparts but gayer and immobile.
Skibidi Biden[edit | edit source]
A Skibidi toilet leader, made from the DNA of the 46th President of the United States of America. Was positioned to destroy America.
Skibidi Rick[edit | edit source]
The smartest Skibidi Toilet that requires a very high IQ to understand his expressions and intents, such as Dr. Gastronomical. Chief scientist and overall leader aiming to evolve them to better stoop the rest of the world into retardation. Speaking of the doctor. Skibidi Rick kills him seen in the vid:
=== Skibidi Tripods ===
An evolved version of Skibidi Toilet helped improved by Vector the Crocodile when building his Skibidi Army.
They merged with the rest of the Skibidi Empire after Vector died at the hands of Spiderus.
Prototype of Skibidi Toilet[edit | edit source]
Called the Talking Toilet, they were first created by Professor Poopypants in 2006 America but compared to their contemparys their metabolism was too fast for their capabilities. They were also inflexible, and unable to withstand common sewage diseases. Thus they were abandoned. They were later used by Vector to do a mass terrorist campaign(notably they killed Basil's Parents)and all of them were destroyed by Ruthless Boy so they're all extinct. Dr. Soychov would use this design in later projects.
Butt Ghost[edit | edit source]
"I will eat your butt"
The butt ghost is a benevolent SCP created from a Skibidi Toilet accidentally induced by Dr. Gastronomical II when he trapped a skibidi toilet in SCP-914 and coverted it through the very fine setting. During the episode Plumbers In Black.