| Rasputin's Rhapsody | Travelling to Siberian Russia in 1923 | 4 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline | |
| Song of the Mongols | Arriving at a Chinese village during the Song Dynasty, Dr. Gastronomical and his family took it upon themselves to defend the village from raiding mongols. | 3 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline | |
| The Eyes of the Dragon | The family travel to contemporary China learning about its social credit score and the lack of privacy, as their antics anger the CCP. | 3 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline | |
| Black Swarm Warnings | 4 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline | ||
| Bumbley Poo Farm | 4 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline | ||
| The Murder Trial of O.J. Simpson | 4 | Matilda, Charles, Caroline,
O.J. Simpson | ||
| Mr. Beast's Ultimate Game | The Doctor lands on Earth in the near future of of 2063 where Mr Beast controls 40% of the world and made Central Africa Republic and many other African countries a superpower. He challenges the doctor to a game, capturing O.J. for ransom. The doctor raises the stake, where if he wins, Mr. Beast gives O.J. back and steps down from controlling Earth. If he loses, he'll give his TURDIS to Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast's challenge is that the Doc has to do an Easter egg hunt for 8 Mr. Beast chocolate bars hidden in the Amazon Rainforest before the weekend ends.
While he was looking for the chocolate bar, he finds Logan Paul and KSI hidden within an Amazoness tribe, it is here the Doctor learns that they were banished by Mr. Beast and helps the doctor search for the bars and watch out for the gen alpha mutants who turned green by soyslop. Unfortunately, KSI gets squashed by Hello Neighbor in a Lambourgini. and Logan Paul was found being hung in the rainforest after being separated by the mutants. Meanwhile O.J. started getting steamy with Mr. Beast, developing Stockholm Syndrome. |
4 | O.J. Simpson | |
| The Pale Ones | The Doctor and Simpson travel back to ancient Egypt to learn about how Egyptions actually spoke in 2467 BC. However they soon discover a secret race of big brained mofos and from there they learned about Yakub and his plan of eugenically bringing about the white race. | 4 | O.J. Simpson | |
| Helluva Squire | The gang visited an aspect of hell where they met Verbalase who is on the run from the princess of that domain. O.J. However ends up being stalked by a massive hill of flesh that is Alastor. The trio must find a way to stop Charlie, Alastor and Luna from enacting a plan to create ipad kids to make them more belligerent and violent, and therefore bringing more people to hell to rape. | 2 | O.J. Simpson,
Verbalase |
Dr. Gastronomical I
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| “ | There are many things in this universe that sees Earth and everything on it as nothing but revolting filth that needs to be wiped out, and that's why this planet needs a hero; A gassy hero: ME! | ” |
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Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.
Before his Travels[edit | edit source]
In his humble beginnings, he always had been gas problems, leading him to being bullied and shunned from his peers at school. However he was a curious lad, and had supportive parents, and soon became an academic genius, learning about the wonders of science, and especially the earthly phenomenon: natural gas. He would end up quickly becoming a professional physicist, chemist, robotics engineer and electrician. At the age of 14. He pioneered the earliest methods of using steam turbines to turn natural gas deposits into electricity. At the age of 17 he created the modern zeppelin and by age 19 he made the first rocket to breach the stratosphere.
However despite having a happy adult life and even getting a wife by age 20, winning a noble prize, and being the best specialist in quantum physics in the world and more, he became disillusioned with the world's science community and its corruption that becomes harder and harder to ignore, the more involved he got.
He one day decided to keep any future inventions to himself, creating technology that pushed beyond the limits of the use of basic airborne elements.
By age 23 he created the Sonic Airhorn. A multi-purpose tool made before the iPhone; used to open locks, scan data and relaxing people's anuses to shit themselves.
By age 30 he harnessed the sheer gassiness of Jupiter's the Great Red Spot and synthesized it into a machine to create the ultimate transportation device, The TURDIS, his finest creation. Originally created to be a porta-potty that was bigger on the inside than out, its side effects had proved it can be more than that, as its transportation is immense, for it can travel anywhere in time, space and mental states.
By age 40 he unlocked the secret to near immortality. Creating a way to cheat death multiple times. Should he die, the body will quickly bloat and decay, rapidly incubating a new body. When completed the cadaver will explode rotten guts from air pressure and he'll be born a new man. However he made an error when developing, this side effect is that his appearance will change wildly, and so will his personality traits, so he could end up having down syndrome.
He would take his family on adventures, teaching his two children history and science to help them find clues to solve the mysteries of the universe. Before their eventual divorce over putting the kids in consistently dangerous adventures. Unbound, he became a quick and close friend of the convict: O.J. Simpson, bonding over their hatred for their wives. He would be the first to willingly join for his many adventures. Only to find he will find and make many more friends this reckless.
Adventures[edit | edit source]
| JaidenAnimations Gets the Za' | 4 | O.J. Simpson,
Verbalase | ||
| a Night at Freddy's Peecha Palace | 3 | O.J. Simpson,
Verbalase | ||
| Clown College | 3 | O.J. Simpson,
Verbalase | ||
| Montezuma's Revenge | 2 | Verbalase | ||
| The Dastards | 4 | Verbalase | ||
| Memoriali Bolognesi | The Doctor travels back to 14th century Naples to try out the first lasagna ever created. However Garfield travels back in time to do the same thing with more ravenous hunger. He and Verbalase must stop Garfield from inadvertently preventing the set back to the existence of the food. | 2 | Verbalase | |
| The Trolls | 2 | Verbalase | ||
| Creepers Jeepers | 4 | Verbalase | ||
| Skibidi Communists | The Doctor and Verbalase travel to the far future. Where Skibidi toilets and Camera heads waged war against the fallout Earth. The cameraheads seek to get earth out of the dark ages, however the Skibidi Toilets plan to use an interplanetary super weapon that will melt the brains of all life but the toilets, in earth and beyond. Using the corpse of Lenin and surviving networks of Facebook as the vessel to power it. The doctor helps the cameraheads into stopping the toilets and blowing up the superweapon via tricking the Skibidi toilet security system there was a gas leak, allowing them to let the chaos consume the laboratory. | 2 | Verbalase |
| Rat Chef | 4 | Verbalase | ||
| Goopy Glorpy Noises | 3 | Verbalase | ||
| Electric Scooter Thief | 3 | Verbalase | ||
| BBC | 4 | Verbalase | ||
| The Doctor of Lone Gulch | 4 | Verbalase | ||
| The Nuggets of Mumbai | 4 | Flynn, Isabou | ||
| Rankenphiles | 4 | Flynn, Isabou | ||
| Hong Kong 97 | 4 | Flynn, Isabou | ||
| A24 | 2 | Flynn, Isabou |
Death[edit | edit source]
His first death was of course the most frightening for him. Occuring at the beginning of the story. After facing off threats like the CCP and demons from hell. Gassy met his end when watching the Ring which turned to have jumpscares! Not the bone chilling, spine tingling, slow burning, genre redefining, jumpscare free horror film he hoped. As he clenched his heart and spasms at his seat, he begged for Flynn and Isabou to save him.
The two couldn't do much in such short notice and thus Dr. Gassy let out one last fart that cleared the whole screening booth.
The two reluctantly hauled the corpse of gas to a skip in the yard. Carrying the thing. The corpse steadily expand and grew to smell worse, they have to race to the skip before the gassy build up will explode the rapidly decaying rotten guts. With seconds to spare. The tomwo thrown the cadaver. Closed the lid door and ran out the alleyway and into the hills, not wanting to turn back. The bins, like an organic warhead. And left there sat a cradled; a different man.