Dr. Gastronomical III
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| “ | You may be green with envy, but deep inside me, I am more green than you can ever imagine | ” |
-Dr. Gastronomical | ||
Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.
His Prologue[edit | edit source]
The two gangsters appeared who took the body, turned out to be drug dealers: Heisenburg, Pinkman, and Finger. They were about to process the body into meth, that was until his new form popped open from his previous form's belly like an Alien! Scaring all but Finger like little girls. He was green, gnarly and looked like a penis. Finger was about to slaughter him with a nearby wrench, but before he landed the blow, Dr. Gassy hopped off and gobbled off some of Finger's fingers, then he finally scuttled his way out the basement, spending his first adventure avoiding the three, sneaking from New Mexico back to Armenia to reach the TURDIS again.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Unlike his prior forms. His real appearance takes on a bulbous, pot-bellied green goblin with sharp talons, pointy teeth and a snub nose, his face almost like a pug. Because he would be too scary for the general public, he makes use of donning skin suits like a wendigo. He has the voiceeerily similar to John Goodman.
His first costume is, pale, circular in body shape, and dresses as if he were from the Victorian age, with a fine haircut of the period and wearing clothes like a London banker: frockcoat, fobwatch and all. His face has dark rings under his eyes, and a elongated mouth that he has trouble doing strenuous expressions with, such as grinning with, due to his goblin pug mouth underneath.
After the first skin decayed too much from all the farting and bacteria. He grafted a second similar suit, who wears clothing similar to his first incarnation, but less tweed. This suit is less pale and unhealthy looking, thanks to his better crafting experience. He appears to be balding, have large bushy eyebrows and wearing fake glasses. His body shape is a lot more gourd-like, this one also has massive buttocks.
Personality[edit | edit source]
He is very dismissive and condescending, with a tendency to make witty jabs to friends and foes alike. However he does show deep care for his friends when shit gets serious.
He is shown to very crafty, albeit, seemingly going out of his way to solve his problems in a very convoluted way. But these methods always seem to pay off when stopping the villains.
Adventures[edit | edit source]
| Chupa Chups Chumpin' | 3 | |||
| Penis Monkey | 3 | |||
| Brain Sex | 4 | |||
| The Flooded Stump | 15 | |||
| Where the Sinnerman Ran | 2 | |||
| Flamemaxxing | 2 | |||
| Dark Castle on CDI | 2 | |||
| Return of The Drachenlord | 4 | |||
| The Martindales | 3 |
| Story of Undertale | 3 | |||
| Jonkler in Jickleberg | 3 | |||
| Trolls, Don't Get Blocked! | 4 | |||
| Kitchen Colosseum | 5 | |||
| Here's Doggie Doo | 4 | |||
| The Green Chin | 4 | |||
| The Undiscovered Country | 3 | |||
| Twisting Knickers | 2 | |||
| Hotel Mariposa | 5 |
| Hell's Valleys | 3 | |||
| Lumps | 3 | |||
| The Gingering | 4 | |||
| Ron's Creamy Surprise | 1 | |||
| Tea Time | 4 | |||
| Pool's Closed | 4 | |||
| How to pirate a copy of Adobe Premiere | 2 | |||
| fr33XPeng | 4 | |||
| Al's Toy Barn | 2 |
| Gorm | 6 | |||
| The Bad Dream of South Korea | 3 | |||
| Sole Crushing Giants | 4 | |||
| 50 Pieces of Shit | 2 | |||
| 50 Shades Shittier | 2 | |||
| Goon Lagoon | 4 | |||
| Meme Economics | 3 | |||
| Elon Musk Shits his Pants | 3 | |||
| Bees on Super AIDs | 5 |
Death[edit | edit source]
During a court battle. He sacrificed his bee allergic body to defeat the bees from their court battle that would completely collapse ecosystem in a matter of 2 years caused by their revolt for bees to stop animals from stealing their honey. So choosing the lesser and less soon of rapturous calamities, he regretfully had to antagonize bees so that they would not cease their pollinating work, should they lose. He sacrificed himself by taunting one bee to sting him in his buttocks to create such a discrediting scene, stopping the bees from getting what they wanted. He died a painful and dramatic death. His next form was later reborn after being buried.
The Saddest Death Scene in Fanboy & Chum Chum: