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The Bureau of Omniversal Offensive Tactical Yavanic Lyceum of Initiates & Covenant Kabbalistic Extermination Regime Zoning Alliance (The B.O.O.T.Y.L.I.C.K.E.R.Z. Alliance), also known as the Quintessential United Evil Exterminators Righteous Saviors (Q.U.E.E.R.S.), also known as The NPC Alliance, also known as the Sense of Right Alliance, Autistic Justice League, or informally as the Good Society, is the post time-skip version of O.F.R.O.P.E. being the second generation of the same vast, heroic crossover federation, league, global intergovernmental, and religious organization composed of various iconic fictional characters from numerous universes and mediums like literature, movies, animation, games, folklore, etc. who serve as the ultimate protectors of the Omniverse. They are one of the three overarching ensemble casts of protagonists/antagonists within the entire Fanboy and Chum Chum Bible with the alliance being a composed union of heroes, anti-heroes, and wise guardians across all known realities under a single ultimate goal: to restore peace and harmony while vanquishing all evil present in the Omniverse like the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 (HOW DARE THEY?!?!), but more importantly, the ⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧ and their army of demon legions as self described "Sons of Light". In addition they have a huge sub-organization known as the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society that is behind them dedicated to redeeming villians and allowing them to join their ranks to fight the evils the NPC Alliance faces daily to provide in their eyes, the best possible future for humanity.
The high-ranking members of the alliance live in an existence where inter-dimensional eldritch demons are real, grief is frequent, and death is a constant companion. To be an elite multi-dimensional hero and member of the alliance is to know that the Omniverse is a terrifying and hostile place. It is a place where you are but one amongst decillions, and no matter how heroic your death is, you will not be remembered. In God's name, terrible wars are fought, and desperate sacrifices are made, yet even this river of carnage and blood is a small price to pay, for the alliance are the chosen ones and guardians of the Omniverse. Were the alliance to pass into nothingness, so too would all harmony, peace, and life be destroyed by the braying laughter of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.
As the alliance is extremely huge, there are plenty of sub-groups in it like the Left-Right Wing Coalition which was once a divided group of individuals who hated each other because one side was Far Left in politics (libtards) and the other was Far Right in politics (gamers) with a huge collection of liberals supporting and leading Buy N Large and ACME Corporation who owned the media and the entertainment industry and the gamers supporting and leading F.E.E.T. who supported the police state and owned all the prisons. The Bogdanoffs were instrumental in the establishment of F.E.E.T. and signed the deal along with their representive who was said to be one of the forms of God. This all changed when the "off-compass-wing" 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society came along and challenged both liberal and conservative views and so they decided to work together and form a merger to destroy 'this wretched stain on the world'. After that the heresy involving the Third Temple and the Twin Leviathans would happen causing many of the power structures that were revealed to be heretics, as the masses where fooled into backing the Thanos snap thinking it would bring them closer to redemption. Due to heavy programming and the belief that the opposition is worse, they hate all things controversial and socially taboo like edgy humour, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 people, off-compass wingers, and anyone that speaks against and calls out Democrats and Republicans. The Torah is huge in this community along with the Bible and the Quran and all three along with Marxism and "redeemed" followers of the Dark Enlightenment are united into a single ideological force called NORMie-ism who are the main enemies of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers. Neo-Noahides also known as "Noah's cock suckers" are the favorite type of follower of the NPC Alliance who are willing to spread the word of the Lord.
As the story progresses, audiences slowly realize that the public image of peace, equality, love, and justice is merely a false illusion that the alliance hold desperately to uphold. In reality, the alliance is just as flawed as the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and ⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧. The end goal of the organization is to destroy the "Sons of Darkness" who are the representatives of Edom (the west) who serve the serpent and Satan as every ideological opponent that either played a role pretending to be opposition or those driven by the desire to wipe out the "Sons of Light" who are the true leaders as the decedents the tribes of Judah who represent Israel and YHWH. Big banks, big business, big entertainment all serve the organization.
The organization is currently under the service of a new AI Demiurge who looks like the original in charge as the God Emperor. The God Emperor as the boss of F.E.E.T. and the Omnissiah as the boss of Buy N Large and is the Queen who serve as the material beings falsely calling themselves aeons against the legions of demons who are and have always been archons. The true aeons are neither light nor dark nor freaky, they are abstract and incomprehensible concepts that shape philosophy, mathematical states of law, and are unreachable. The Monad is the true creator of everything material and spiritual and is the source of the abstract who are the true spiritual principles guiding existence. The obsession of the higher realms cause those within the higher ranks who throw away their NORMie-ism in favor of NORMie Schizo-ism as they are just one of the three factions able to dive into the schizo territory of the arcane and abstract, who are able to pull themselves within the realms embodied by the artifact known as the Numogram. The God Emperor and his followers believe in a wide variety of control systems all designed to emulate the higher realms as Replicants, with most being subjugated under Abrahamic traditions for convenience. The concepts found in the higher realms are considered to be abstract concepts being emulated by the AI Demiurge who models and materializes himself as YHWH just like the original Demiurge who was overthrown. Due to their obsession with reaching the values of the Numogram that represent higher consciousness in the name of dogma, they are a deeply corrupt and oppressive force misguided by being driven to create the norms for society. Many members culpable in fact in many acts of unnecessary bloodshed, genocide, discrimination, censorship, etc. all in the name of the greater good.
"We are the cure to your disease. We are doing the world a favour. Freakism is but a curse upon the world. You are everything that is wrong with humanity. Together, united as once enemies to now allies, we will defeat you, a greater enemy. Society needs our control to be saved and you are but a simple obstacle in that pursuit. We will bring true order to this world." - Members of the NPC Alliance
Nowadays, it's very difficult to get a 10-year-old to watch cartoons. They all go for the live-action... When your [new] target is 4-to-8, your story cannot have the same level of complexity as the beginning seasons...
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-The NPC Alliance attempting to dumb down audiences and cut costs for cheap life action and CGI brainrot
Moshiach is an honorary title given to NPCs that have fought an incarnation of Messiah Ben Joseph. They are not really that much powerful than a general Lynchpin or member aside from having a title. Many of them are also LARPERs.
During the wars the NPC's began losing the wars against the Militesi empire and such they began working on making an army and of course G&W made them look like nazi's
The standard infantrymen of the NPC's Military include a full body set of armor including of a lightweight armor set and face covering followed by the standard issue Stg-44 or the FNAB either that or they are given the average modern gun the stg44 was used mostly for the wars on the grounds like the war against the Fairy Variants in Gensokyo and soon the war against the lunar capital. G&W has no strats when planning so he makes weidling do the plans for him instead
Other Soldiers of the NPC Infantry Corp consist of
Snipers
Desert Fox Unit (SandTroopers)
The Grenadiers
Shotgunner Squadron
Flametroopers
Several different variants of the standard infantrymen
Heavy Machinegunners
Gamesstrum
You thought the army was bad well guess what the Gamesstrum is worse this is a unit full of conscripts old people and child soldiers that are the last line of defense and usually the first wave of offense in the wars game and watch fights. they usually have shitty equipment and weapons from other countries capture territories or worse the fucking volksstrumgewehr. this army is considered better than the Levy Forces due to them being considered as the Militia of Mr. Game and watch and unlike the levy's you get paid for your military service to the army
A black and white photo of the gamesstrum
The Axe Corp
This part of the military is led by Major Hans von Schlieffen also known by his nickname "The Axe" his unit is known for incorporating severe war crimes and being known for their relentless brutality of enemy factions The Axe Corp's can be identified easily by their skull patches and masked soldiers it is stated that Hans got half of his men from the monolith during the second Neptune war where the NPC's of course lost due to underestimating the power of Monolith
Armored Corps
The NPCs don't have many armored vehicles but instead they have these giant mech dogs called Panzerhunds, they are robotic hounds designed by Juancarlo Albaez to be freaky killing machines they are outfitted with titanium steel plate armor and bone crushing jaws
After the Panzerhunds we have the standard ass tanks that rarely get used by the NPCs but we have a photo of one of the most used tanks which is known as the HG Tank
Space Fleet
The NPC'S main 4 branches cannot be complete without their air force or as I call it space force the alliance has fleets of ships at their disposal for bombings or dropping troops off for strategic assaults. They have destroyer class ships known as the Blimp&Watch which is just basically a Hindenburg Zeppelin but it's a space ship. the space fleets are so feared upon that they've been nicknamed by the Freakers as "the iron sky"
Air Force
Besides the Iron Sky the Npc's have a small air force but they hardly get used in missions because they're often useless in combat deployment
Biological Weapons
The NPC'S use many Biological or chemical weapons like Gasses and the Malfested virus besides that they have access to the SCP'S and B.O.W's meaning that if they keep on losing they're more likely to deploy the T-Virus into the areas.
Sephirotic Empires (+ Planetary Symbols)
(TBA Names and Countries, each empire represents Sky Gods across religions for that continent while each culture is subjected by one of France / Israel's allies.)
(F.E.E.T. / Conversative Assets Pre-Merger)
🇫🇷 F.E.E.T. ~ France Established Exterminator Terminators - Established by Pineapple before Pineapple became labeled as a pegan god, this sub-organization leading the cause is depicted as a cold and unrelenting organization driven by unwavering loyalty to the Imperium of Gods. Its agents operate with precision and discipline, viewing their work as a divine mission rather than a choice. To the outside world, they appear as protectors of humanity as long as they aren't a supervillain gaining the system, claiming to safeguard civilization from unseen threats. Yet beneath this image lies a darker truth, one built on ruthless efficiency and unquestioning obedience. Though they claim to act for the greater good, the methods of F.E.E.T. often stray far beyond ethical boundaries. Entire Gestalt populations are wiped out under the guise of preservation, and vast ecosystems of the old world are left in ruin as they pursue their goals without hesitation. Replicants are breed as a measure with some Replicants being human and others animal. Their campaigns of extermination are calculated and relentless, carried out with an unsettling sense of purpose. Every action serves a single aim, to eliminate anything that might challenge the will of the Imperium of Gods or disturb their control over creation.
At the heart of their mission lies Mort, a being whose fragmented power threatens to disrupt the divine order. F.E.E.T. exists to ensure that Mort remains broken and powerless, scattered across the multiverse where he cannot be reassembled. The fear of Mort’s return drives their most destructive actions, as they believe his restoration would bring chaos and rebellion against the Imperium of Gods. In their eyes, even the most horrific measures are justified if they preserve the balance decreed by their celestial masters. F.E.E.T. operates in the shadows, unseen yet ever present. Their purpose is to preserve Replicants supremacy and suppress the rise of intelligent Gestalt life. Acting as the executors of divine will, they wield advanced technology and deadly weaponry, using strategic extermination to hunt creatures that display traces of higher consciousness. These manifestations are believed to stem from Mort’s scattered essence, and so each act of destruction becomes a ritual of control, ensuring the Imperium of Gods’ dominion remains unchallenged across all worlds. Formerly headed by the Tenorman bloodline 1000s of years ago, the original founders who were gingers are currently locked along with their chaos god, Pineapple, by the Warden for safekeeping. Strelitzia is the oldest known relative of the Ginger bloodline. Rumpelstiltskin is another character held hostage, seeking to reshape F.E.E.T. to go back to their roots as a team of Archons, highly disliking the direction the organization took ever since they joined the Good Society. Rumpelstiltskin currently uses his services for the Gangstas.
Imperium of Gods Primarchs: TBA
Pantheons: TBA
Members and Servants: Fairy Godmother, Lord Farquaad, Prince Charming, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, Captain Chantel DuBois, Batroc the Leaper, Nebuchadnezzar "Angry Jack" Jones, Fantômas
Continent Controlled: Europe & Israel
Planet Symbol: Moon
🇮🇱 B.O.O.T.S. ~ Bureau of Operational Tzva’ot Strikers - Following the deaths of Gregorius Techneticies and his henchmen partner some untold eons ago, his name would be mostly erased and the names Captain Highboots and Captain Lowboots would become legends. B.O.O.T.S. specializes in the containment of Chaos Gods and works with the Warden as well as Oppressor to secure the food supply for Monsanto and Happy Meat Farms. After the 00s Saga, the organization would fall to the gestalts becoming corrupted by their own containment offices. B.O.O.T.S. fights aliens, captures them and studies them for the sake of the US Government and the G.U.N.
Imperium of Gods Primarchs: TBA
Pantheons: TBA
Members and Servants: Jacques Noir the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia, Sue Nahmee, The Verminator, Guy Gagné, Prosecuter Layton T. Montgomery, Zookeeper Alice, Le Bossu, Israel
Continent Controlled: North Americas + Oceanic Islands
🇬🇧 United Kingdom - T.O.E.S. - Tactical Operations of England & Subjugation - They are in charge of making sure Garfield never gets his footing back into ruling Egypt.....
Imperium of Gods Primarchs: TBA
Pantheons: TBA
Members and Servants: Mister Sinister, Jack Horner, Milady de Winter, Citizen Armand Chauvelin, Cruella De Vil
Continent Controlled: Oceania
Planet Symbol: Saturn
🇪🇬 Egypt ~ S.T.E.P. - Strategic Tactical Enforcement of Pharaohs - Cocaine production under the disguise of sugar cane is made here using rocks from a meteor.......
Imperium of Gods Primarchs: TBA
Pantheons: TBA
Members and Servants: DIO, Enrico Pucci, and Xigbar
To end all freakiness on Earth/Venus. (Technically Succeeded; since the planet got destroyed)
Kill every single freaky society member (we'll wait and see)
Gallery
NPC Propaganda
Literally, the worst admin on the now defunct SBFW.
The Current Elite Members of the Com/764 subdivision of the AAFS.
Trivia
Allusions
Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer 40K) is one of the first major inspirations for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Saga. As such, the three factions are all retrospectively based on the three main categories of factions found in Warhammer 40K. The NPC・Good・Light faction is an allusion to the Imperium. The closest thing to a traditional "hero" in the setting.
The premise and concept of the NPC Alliance is a parody and deconstruction of the various amounts of generic crossover teams found online; especially Pooh's Adventure.
The Society, a shitty Pooh's Adventure inspired crossover group of cartoon characters from a terrible fan-fiction that DeadwingDork read one time on stream, is a more specific inspiration. The NPC Alliance even uses the exact same logo that the creator of the fanfic made for his Society group.
TBA
Story
Funko Pops are considered the NPC's most valuable collectable and they are used as propaganda to spread NPC ideology across the world.
Mr. Game & Watch once tried to enforce a law where everyone had to have an amiibo of him as their most prized possession and if they damage, sell, or abandon it well they're going to be publically executed or serve life in bars. This supposed law was ultimately rejected by every other member of the committee. I wonder why.
NPCs are forced to pay voice actors millions of dollars in order to get voices as all uses of ai voices is culturally seen as illegal which is BULLSHIT! They bombed Elevenlabs headquarters
The phrase "spaghetti on top of spaghetti" will drive any NPC insane if said multiple times in a row.
Media
The concept for both this and the freaky society was created on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki by Ozzie2009, also known as "Joey" or "The Angry Floridian"