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<blockquote><big>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!"</big> - ''Subaru when being confronted by his stench.''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something."</big> - ''Shinji Ikari''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!"</big> - ''Racist "Retard" Rowden'' </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''' (ใใใญใปในใใซ), also known as the '''Aura Monster''' or '''Chibi Reviews Jr.''', is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by SatellaโBased on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the [[Enrique|Vermilion E's]] powersโand became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for.<br> | <blockquote><big>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!"</big> - ''Subaru when being confronted by his stench.''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something."</big> - ''Shinji Ikari''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!"</big> - ''Racist "Retard" Rowden'' </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''' (ใใใญใปในใใซ), also known as the '''Aura Monster''' or '''Chibi Reviews Jr.''', is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by SatellaโBased on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the [[Enrique|Vermilion E's]] powersโand became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for.<br> | ||
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Subaru Natsuki
Not to be confused with the better Natsuki
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"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!" - Subaru when being confronted by his stench.
"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something." - Shinji Ikari
Subaru Natsuki (ใใใญใปในใใซ), also known as the Aura Monster or Chibi Reviews Jr., is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by SatellaโBased on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the Vermilion E's powersโand became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for."This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!" - Racist "Retard" Rowden
During 2026, he his magic, which was that of larping, became extremely powerful and broke the stability of Lugunica's dimension with other characters from other universes finding out about his existence and powers. Is larping magic is so powerful that he doesn't touch any media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter about how "foids" sucks and how women are shallow. After being recruited by the NPC Alliance because of his powerful larping magic, he became best friends with Mamiya Takuji and by proxy, his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like how Subaru loves being a closeted pedophile who tries to "rizz" up lolis. The lolis were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ stole them away from him cause fhe has better pedo rizz but luckily Benjamin Netanyahu gave Subaru some kidnapped "consenting" Iranian little girls for him to date. Trump and Epstein would be very proud of this man.
Furthermore, he is a retarded NPC crybaby who used to be a huge slob and rude ass son when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel and the NPCs so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again.
Emilia was still friends with Subaru but after Subaru found out that she constantly loved getting her pussy fucked by A LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE, Subaru snapped even further and refused to talk to her anymore. He later cried about it on twitter (or X if you're a retard) about how he is a victim and Emilia used him (despite the two never being in a relationship.) The ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ผ who constantly troll him on twitter probably have had more sex than the times Subaru has touched a girl in his life.
Overall, he is a part of the Larping Empire (Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like Tomoko Kuroki and Agnes Tachyon whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Mort lore is yet pretends to be a fan of fan theories and calls Film Theory a good channel. He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man memes imaginable with his good ole NPC pals.
During the events of the 2026 Iran war, he repeatedly followed the orders of the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agreed with everything for them and doing what a good NPC soldier does is to spy on people for being ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐. He is known heavily for agreeing with most brain dead normie anime YouTubers and loves spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture on the UnAnything wiki like a complete troglodyte.
He's also good friends with Larp Larp Larp Sahur and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him under orders of the NPCs, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza when they bombed various Palestinian children and then they ate together at Arby's in Tel Aviv.
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Subaru Epstein
Juancarlo Natsuki
People who cucked him
#JUSTICE4EMILIA (she deserves awesome dick)
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- Hidan and Envy (Threesome)
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- Parappa The Rapper
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- Jason Gomez The Dinosaur
- A1 Steak Sauce
- Dr. Fuck You and Dr. Doe (Threesome)
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- Nack The Shitter
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- The Lorax
- Fassad and 8-Ball (Threesome)
- Dreamybull
- Doctor
- Vanilla The Rabbit (Pegging)
- Futa Tsunade
- Felix The Femboy
- Cheeto Man
- Black Yoshi
- Some Skibidi Toilets
- Dragan Markovic
- Gold Ship (Pegging)
- Meggy Thiccster (Pegging)
- Morgz's Mum (Pegging)
- Isabelle (Pegging)
- Lady Bow (Pegging)
- Talking Ben
- DJ Dinglehopper
- Cumrick
- Baldi Bouapha
- Kevin James Sievert
- Mr. Krupp
- Uncle Duck
- Garfield
- Dick Dastardly
- Sir ๐๐พ๐ถ
- Nicotine The Rapper
- Mulmangcho
- Kim Jong Un
- Leon
- Splash Woman (Pegging)
- MagiMother (Pegging)
- Frederica Sawyer (pegging with the re4 chainsaw control)
- Leigharch
- Brad Wong
- The Dark Lord
- Shitty G
- Poo Peter
- Duster
- Bartholomew Chainsaw
- Vinca (Arrow Pegging)
- The Shadow Queen
- Christie (Pegging)
- Pizza Pasta The Fourth
- Boognish
- The Wahl Barber
- Hiei and Shouko (Threesome)
- Diego Marcoson
- Ceroba Ketsukane
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- Reinhard van Astrea