Muscle Mommy Gold Ship

"HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO FUCKING BUFF" - Dragan Markovic

Gold Ship, also known as Muscle Mommy Gold Ship, is the second lead-in-charge of the Anti-Game & Watch Movement as she fucking hates what Mr. Game & Watch is doing to the Uma's so she joins the group and became instantly the most powerful as she's 100x better than Dorio. Gold Ship's origins are kinda wacky, she was very shy as a kid but later grew out of it and became a fucking menace. She always went to the gym, ate her father (Stay Gold) for extra nutrients, drank protein shakes every single day, and became a horse racer. When she did race, she was always a menace who fucked people up and won many G1's. During her late-career, the NPC Alliance made changes to make horse racing more stricter and stricter which made Gold Ship mad. She later found out many Uma's being killed off for being weak and those who were strong being sent as super-human soldiers that can be killed off.

Gold Ship then stages her own lil-rebellion at Tracen Academy when they sold out for Buy N Large, she killed the director and the assistant and burned it to the ground but luckily only the staff was there. She really hates trainers too and drop kicks them or uses them as cocksleeves like many trainers that thought that they can "fix her" as Gold Ship killed them all. She also thought that Uma's joining the Freaky SUSiety are fucking cowards which is false but Gold Ship doesn't really like them. Dragan became interested of her when he found out the attack on Tracen so he hired her to become a low-tier member but she showed off her strongest capabilities and easily became second-in-charge within a month. She fought many battle and nobody was riding her as she's probably the only few Uma's that never has anybody riding her. Her and Dragan won a major battle at Fourside together which led to the biggest terrorist attack by them ever however lost the second battle when reinforcements arrived.

It was revealed that she was used by the Neo-Satanists mid fighting when they bribed her to make the group be more affiliated with them so they can have more intel on the rebellion. Gold Ship accepted the bribe and gave them more information while Dragan didn't know of this at all. More Rebellion members became affilated with them and were given many supplies by the Neo-Satanists while lying to Dragan that it was "stolen goods". They would eventually win the rebellion as Gold Ship finally free some of the uma's but Special Week and Silence Suzuka remained loyal and went with Juancarlo and G&W with the government-in-exile. Silence Suzuka was found and was imprisoned by the Neo-Satanists as Special Week's body was found near a frozen river, assumedly by G&W when he found her useless.

Gold Ship is being hunted by the Freaky SUSiety and she pegs Vesna daily and forces his emo ass to larp as a uma fan. She also prohibits him from seeing Super Creek. Something Something shes a top tier fighter in the underground Hobby Lobby

Comments

Goldship please let me out of the basement I don't wanna larp anymore
-- Punished "Venom" Vesna (talk) 16:42, 29 January 2026 (EST)