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Release Date	The heat death of the universe
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Storage	999,999,999,999,999 QB (Quettabytes)
Cost	est. $999,999,999,999,999 Morbillion

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⠀⠀Ey, Jim? Y'know that game Super Jangle 64? Yeah I reckon it's time that we uhhh talk about it. It is the main subject for this article, anywho.„

— Dave

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⠀⠀Wha, Dave? You wan' me to explain all of SJ64 to ya? Alright then, here goes nothin'. Err is ermmm... it's uhh, it's a game m'kay? It's uhhhh... it's a game and uhhh not a show or uh movie and uhhhh it's unfinished as fuck so y'all can all just scurry off okei? goon, git, git! GIT MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE A SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH„

— Jim

Taking place in the entire god damn motherfucking Omniverse, the aggregate of all fiction, the setting contains all settings. As such within its first glance, the story itself begins as a typical run of the mill heroic crossover, featuring many of your beloved fictional characters, trying to save all realities from an original nihilistic and evil antagonistic faction led by the elusive Cecil Turtle; similar to the very commonly stagnant and generic good vs evil narratives represented by people such as J. R. R. Tolkien, George Lucas, Tetsuya Nomura, Iginio Straffi, etc. Though, that slowly starts to become ever less true as the narrative continues. The setting in truth, is much more complex, grandiose, cruel, bizarre, and surreal. All multiverses in the end, live in constant conflict. All realities are simply stuck in a state of total conflict with hostile inter-dimensional metaphysical races from the Omniversal void. There are effectively no truly benevolent or malevolent gods or entities in the Omniverse, only multiple sides trying desperately to eradicate one another. In the long run, our heroes cannot hope to defeat their enemies, so in the end, our heroes aren't really fighting for a brighter future but "fight for their right for peace, even if it's only for a little longer." Ultimately, through constant sacrifice and toil, our heroes simply delay the inevitable end of all life. But that's not all! The game doesn't just focus on all heroes; it's a story told through other perspectives. With the narrative’s multi-perspective structure, it ensures that moments of triumph for one side turns into horror when retold from another faction's viewpoint. A “liberation” becomes an invasion and a “preemptive strike” becomes an unforgivable genocide. Characters are written not as embodiments of good or evil, but instead, as just people warped by their own ideological believes, morals, fears, faults, loyalties, and survival instincts, often performing monstrous acts while sincerely believing they are preventing a greater catastrophe. Each faction is the primary antagonist of the other ones simultaneously, creating a narrative feedback loop of escalation where no side can de-escalate. As viewers slowly learn more about the nonsense that happens in the Omniverse, they are forced into the uncomfortable role of narrative judge, having to weigh each character's actions and decisions to decide what side, if any, deserves to be called “right,” fully aware that such a judgment may say more about the audience’s own values than about the characters themselves.

As the game is a melting pot of as much fiction as the participants here on this forsaken wiki can think of, the story itself contains almost all narrative genres imaginable. If you believe that absurdism, action flicks, adventure stories, afrofuturism, apocalyptic tales, black comedies, body horrors, buddy cop stories, comedy-dramas, coming-of-age tales, cosmic horror, courtroom dramas, crime thrillers, cyberpunk, disaster narratives, docudramas, dystopian works, eco-fiction, epics, erotica, espionage, experimental fiction, fairy tales, family sagas, fantasy, feminist fiction, folklore, found-footage, gangster stories, gothic fiction, grief literature, hard science fiction, heists, classical horror, kitchen-sink realism, legal thrillers, mystery stories, medical dramas, melodramas, memoirs, military fiction, mockumentaries, monster movies, musicals, mythic fiction, naturalism, neo-noir, new wave science fiction, opera films, outlaw narratives, political dramas, political thrillers, psychological horrors, psychological thrillers, pulp fiction, prison dramas, queer fiction, quest narratives, road-trip stories, romance, romantic comedies, rural noir, satire, science fantasy, sci-fi, screwball comedies, sea adventures, slapsticks, slashers, space operas, steampunk, superheroes, survival narratives, techno-thrillers, teen dramas, time-travel stories, tragedies, tragicomedies, weird fiction, westerns, xenofiction, young adult fiction, and zombie horror cannot work alongside each other, than this video game will prove you the fuck wrong bitch!

The game is scheduled to be released in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 AD (10^106 AD, or 10 Quattuortrigintillion AD) during the heat death of the universe. Although, many people believe and have sworn that the game had already been released throughout the late 90s up to the 2000s with the game receiving mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike for its shady marketing and development, but engaging and tremendous gameplay, surreal experience, and groundbreaking storyline with the story itself having been the subject of extensive analysis for its existential and profound themes. As well for its literary devices and heavy usage of satirization. Influences said to have been included (but were not limited to) were the Abrahamic religions, Hinduism, Buddhism, Qigong, philology, philosophy, classical mythology, Norse mythology, Gnosticism, Zoroastrianism, Confucianism, Shintō, Taoism, and countless fictional precursors. The game was nominated for a Scammy, but it did not win the award due to lacking any evidence of the game existing outside of widespread anecdotal rumors, and some strange incidents that nobody could connect to the game without knowledge of who played it. Scientists are still convinced that the game was a mass hallucination brought upon by God as punishment for destroying the psyche of Chris Chan and plunging the timeline into darkness.

Narrative

Set in the Omniverse, the game is set across all of fiction as players explore every single protoverse, string, quark, proton, neutron, electron, atom, molecule, living organism, planet, galaxy, dimension (alternative or pocket), timeline, world, realm, reality, world between worlds, hub, nexus, subspace, void, universe, multiverse, megaverse, microverse, macroverse, archverse, hyperverse, outerverse, xenoverse, gigaverse, geraverse, teraverse, petaverse, exaverse, zettaverse, yottaverse, xennaverse, quettaverse, wekaverse, vendekaverse, udekaverse, tredaverse, sortaverse, rintaverse, quexaverse, peptaverse, ochaverse, nenaverse, mingaverse, lumaverse, kamaverse, jameaverse, ianaverse, hevaverse, grinaverse, fremaverse, echaverse, drunaverse, ceraverse, brotaverse, aritaverse, xeraverse, harpiverse, harpoverse, umptyverse, squilliverse, heloverse, ferroverse, lottaverse, wololoverse, nyeverse, altarverse, yupeteverse, bertovataverse, centijataverse, bertotrataverse, centitrataverse, bertojrettaverse, googoliverse, hoolaverse, dakaverse, hendaverse, dokaverse, brontoverse, geoverse, saganverse, pijaverse, alphaverse, kryaverse, amosverse, pectrolverse, underverse, betaverse, allphaverse, zeroverse, gammaverse, omegaverse, eliteverse, infinityverse, verses also called "omniverse", godverse, barrel, ultraverse, beyond bubble, transcendentum, transcendentem continuum, box, superbox, hyperbox, final box, barrelplex, superreality, megareality, hyperreality, ultrareality, superdimension, megadimension, hyperdimension, ultradimension, structure of everything, archverse chain, hierarchy, hierarchy hierarchy, final fractalism, ultimate fractalism, giftbox, gigamonarch, allsphere leaf, allsphere tree, allsphere, ultirium, impercievable plane, endsphere, boundless plane, silent plane, super hierarchy, and every other known, unknown, conceivable, inconceivable, comprehensible, and incomprehensible thing and non-thing, narratives and hierarchies, time and space, timelessness and spacelessness, possibilities and impossibilities, truths and falsities, logic and illogicality, emotion and apatheism, existences and nonexistences, beings and non-beings, perfection and imperfection, light and darkness, yin and yang, creation and destruction, sense and nonsense, ideas and non ideas, realities and unrealities, facts and lies, life and death, good and evil, everything and nothing, and fiction and non-fiction that has ever came to exist, actually exists, will ever exist in the future, and will never exist and has never existed.

Players will meet and traverse various universes of countless books, television shows, movies, video games, board games, legends, fairy tales, comic books, fan-fictions, pieces of art, fantasies, wishes, thoughts, brief ideas, things not even thought of yet, and things that will never be thought of + our own reality (right outside of your window, get outta your parent's basement and check it out!!), as well as universes similar to it. This means that players will come across and be able to explore various settings across thousands continuities like that of Marvel, DC, Image Comics, Dark Horse Comics, Wildstorm, Archie, Harvey, Shueisha, Boom Studios, Rebellion, Dynamite, IDW, Graphic India, Derby Pop, Vertigo, Oni Press, Udon, Valiant, Kodansha, Shogakukan, Dav Pilkey, The Beano, The Dandy, Shonen Jump, Doctor Who, SCP, Lovecraft, Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Mickey Mouse, Pixar, Transformers, Jurassic Park, Fast & Furious, Mission: Impossible, Indiana Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Simpsons, SpongeBob SquarePants, Looney Tunes, Scooby-Doo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, Godzilla, King Kong, Gundam, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Halo, Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Minecraft, Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Matrix, The Terminator, Alien, Predator, Rocky, Rambo, WWE, UFC, Sesame Street, Winnie-the-Pooh, Hello Kitty, Barbie, G.I. Joe, My Little Pony, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, Beyblade, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, The Witcher, Avatar, Shrek, Ice Age, Despicable Me, Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, Twilight, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Muppets, South Park, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Dora the Explorer, Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, LEGO, Stephen King, Homestuck, The Elder Scrolls, World of Darkness, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: the Gathering, Discworld, Middle-earth, The Nutshack, Slayers, every Friday Night Funkin' mod, all Lost Media in human history, Ben 10, the one and only Bee Movie, Pretty Cure, Umineko, Candy Candy, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, all-time classic: Boku no Pico, The New Norm, the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki, the Spongebob Fanon Wiki, the Pooh's Adventures Wiki, The Loud House, The Really Loud House, Loud House: Revamped, Peepoodo, every terribly written tiering wiki, every shitpost/meme wiki ever, every single video game mod ever, a certain Serbian film from the year 2010, motherfucking Cory in the House, and many, many, many, many, many more fucking uni/multi/mega/giga/tera/peta/exa/zetta/yotta/ronna/quetta/hyper/outer/arch//ultra/"omni"/etc. verses to ever have been mentioned or seen (and a beyond fictional googological amount never mentioned or seen or even thought of by anyone or anything in existence, even stuff omniscient beings don't know despite knowing everything), including every verse to contain all of fiction and reality and every verse that claims to be and is actually beyond real life.

Regarding the setting of all settings itself, everything is in the Omniverse; and to be clear, there is only “ONE” Omniverse because it IS everything. If you think of a random universe right now, the Omniverse has it. It includes every single literary work, television show, movie, anime, cartoon, video game, urban legend, mythology, meme, etc. EVER! Even fan fiction is part of the Omniverse; simply put, the Omniverse is the absolute entirety of all fiction, including all our favourite heroes, villains, toons, OCs, waifus, husbandos, Smash Bros mains, those shitty ass spirits from Ultimate, every character you are either mixed on or absolutely despise, every character that hasn't even been made, every character that will never be made, every character that can be conceived of, every character that can't be conceived of, every single goddamn one motherfucker! This means players come across various characters like NPCs, sex offenders, eldritch gods, sentient kitchen objects, self-inserts, people who have no idea what the fuck is going on, etc. From everyone like Mickey Mouse to Marty McFly to Barack Obama to Romeo and Juliet to Harry Potter to Hello Kitty to Hatsune Miku to Angstrom Levy to Herobrine to Mario to Biggie Cheese to Charlie from Charlie's Colorforms City to Darkseid to Exdeath to Fred Flintstone to George Costanza to Judge Holden to Iago to Postman Pat to Jay Jay the Jet Plane to Kenshiro to Little Miss Trouble to Molag Bal to Nikusa to Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future to Philip J. Fry to Queen Beryl to Roland Deschain to Sonichu to Tik-Tok to Ursula to Paw Patrol to Vilgax to Waluigi to the Xenomorph Queen to YOU all the way to Zog to fucking Motu Patlu & Knuckles (featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series + Bowser's Minions, and Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python, and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan Spock the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, and Inkling Girl, and Inkling Boy, Leeroy, Kaebora Gaebora, and Dora the Explorer, and Spongebob Squarepants, and chosen one: Sora, Sephiroth, Chun Li, Master Chief, and King DeDeDe, Big Smoke, Professor Oak, every single Teletubbie, Gordon Freeman, and the dragon Spyro, Roy, our boi, Nurse Joy, and RED Pyro, and Henry the VI, and Henry the VIII, and Queen Merelda from the Wario games, and Bandito Chinchilla, and Flying Gorilla, and Gipsy Danger, and Mechagodzilla, Galactus, Unicron, King Nixel, Garmadon, Mark Twain, Mother Brain, every single Pokémon, Aka-Chan, Kii-Chan, Ao-kun, and Ganon, Zeal, Pauline, Shadow Queen, Oganesson, and the Gobblegut, Sir Lancelot, that one giant eye robot from Storybots, Dr Trayaurus and Giganotosaurus, Finn McMissile, Sailor Venus, the Dark Lord Sauron, King Bob, Tamatoa, King Krob, 2Pac, Little Mac, every single Minecraft Mob, Andy Warhol, and Vincent Van Gogh, Vee, Shinji, King P and Misato. And... I dunno, John Travolta's character from Saturday Night Fever? And also Bumblebee (And a side of friiiiiiiiiiiiiieeesssss)) And don't forget me, your eggs-husband!

Gameplay

Super Jangle 64 is a 3D open world action mixed-genre role-playing video game that is half platformer and half turned based combat with occasional 2D gameplay sections. The game contains the largest open world of all time, exceeding the pitiful size of Grand Theft Auto VI's pathetic world 999x (times). There are over 999,999,999+ playable characters, including a sad virgin chud who's somehow still better than their canon counterpart. The game also contains the longest story and narrative ever written. The narrative is divided upon "emanantions" and each emanantion contains multiple—if not, hundreds—of chapters, arcs, sagas, etc. By the way, the game has a fart option where if you pull the L2 shoulder trigger, only some characters like Jangle will fart like Incredible Gassy. That's it. It serves no practical reason whatsoever. Which DeviantArt user added this option?

There will never be a list of every character, nor even every playable character, every boss, every enemy, every location, every item, every song, every emanantion, etc. in Super Jangle 64 since not only is creating a list for each one of them impossible for this wiki due to the amount of memory needed to withhold lists such massive, but it would also be impossible to do so on any website ever created. Due to every single fictional character in history being involved in Super Jangle 64, it would take practically an infinite amount of time to create a proper and accurate list of every character of any role in the game. It would also be completely impossible to actually explain and write the entire story and plot of the game. The game's narrative is so massive and long, no one can ever even concieve or comprehend the amount of emnanations within the game. TL;DR Super Jangle 64 contains over an utter oblivion amount of characters, emanations, locations, items, songs, etc. (the exact number is so fucking massive that no form of technology ever created can ever write the entire number down. So instead, this wiki just uses fancy sounding shit like "utter oblivion" to get the point across.)

What Super Jangle 64 shows us is that some things will forever be impossible, unsolvable, and unobtainable. Super Jangle 64's character roster shows us that we as humans can never achieve everything and that some things will always be out of reach. Super Jangle 64 showcases that no amount of money, resources, nor love can help you achieve some things and a list of every character in Super Jangle 64 is a true reminder that we are nothing more than animals living in a small vacant planet with no understanding of our own reality.

So is that it? Do we give up? NO! We as humans will never be able to create a list of every character; nor every boss, enemy, playable character, location, item, song etc. in Super Jangle 64 but we can sure as hell try. We can test our limits and test our boundaries to see how close we can come to achieving the unachievable. That is what being human is all about.

A signature here is a signature for humanity

1. IAmAFuckingTard
2. xXxEvilSemenGargler6966xXx
3. Anonymous
4. Snowflake18
5. AdaraBlumoon
6. Hamisgud
7. Majinbuu7985
8. James Seville
9. Hamza1543
10. Gumgum95
11. Animallover1990
12. StarcoRises
13. lovguru23
    • "SUPER JANGLE 64 FOREVER"
14. KellyChristina
15. Leahthetortilla
16. PrincessPonyHeadXD
17. • "I have no idea what this is but I support some good ass games"
18. Jayboi20
19. INeEdSleEp3754
20. The leader of the startom shippers
21. 474studio/474Studios
22. Clarkmiester95
23. Vlinks
24. CheekyKnob
25. Starco Lover3
26. RedLkas
27. J_C___
28. Anonymous
29. Ross77
    • "I support it bitches"
30. Anonymous
31. UnicornDechu (aka Lucky or Strawbery Ramune)
32. mojo72400
33. Echoes man
34. Limb Enhancers
35. galaxypanda101
    • "I don't care or know what this is, I just want to watch this play out."
36. nim
37. Just A Random Potato
    • "I love this game so fucking much!"
38. POPIN
39. Goldenkaiser
40. The Devil Incarnate
    • "amen brother"
41. McStarco
42. TheorizingWolfieDoofus
43. STARCO KITTY
    • "BEST GAME!"
44. Roxysaurusss
    • "I will always jerk off to Jangle"
45. Baymax02
46. NearKittin20720
    • "we all know this game is the best #superjangle64"
47. cookie_loves_hearts
48. Anonymous
49. The Amazing Donk
50. FoxwhiskerTheCat
51. AuraBella07
52. TooMemeForYou
53. YoshiFanX54321
54. FanPoppy
55. NHENSON13
56. StarFan18
    • "NOT the one on tumblr, I'm xanotherxdimensionx on there. feel free to send requests n things!"
57. JustParticipating
58. Subarunic
59. PastorizeYumurta
60. Namesstr
61. Captain Sqi
    • "lmao"
62. Hannahstevens
63. Anonymous
64. Anon167
65. StarcoShipper436
    • "FUCK YEAH"
66. OneWarrior05
67. JanekPolak
    • "I Love Super Jangle 64 for life"
68. _Hearrrrt_
69. Thebeautifullazuli
70. Millyischilly
71. ElijahJDoodler
72. Batstick
73. FoxontheFoxy
74. Reese101
75. Trotg
    • "Personally I prefer playing as only one character but whatever"
76. WillowWalls
77. Bitchlasagnabitchlasagna111
78. FOX
79. Suncup
80. PandaTheFan-da
81. PandaLover3939
    • "Eat it you GTA cock suckers! Super Jangle 64 for life!"
82. Jafeth.exe
83. Myxozoa
84. Julayla
85. millie bobby brown
    • "Leviticus 18:22"
86. Comicxzz
87. Tanwil7529
    • "SJ64🔛🔝"
88. DeepSaver1!
89. ZachariahStinks
    • "I DID NOT CHHOSE THIS NAMM"
90. IAmALiterralApple
91. FANDOMBot
92. JavaScriptyPerson
93. Xmrkosa
94. The crank
95. BarfBagBFBFan
96. BarfBagTPOTFan
97. DiarrheaFart69262626
98. SmilyCookieBone
99. Vincent Price
    • "I died in 1993, but in an unfunny Nostalgia Critic bit, I made a faustian pact with some random motherfucker from the Nether named Memphis Josh Felice, and he gave me the ability to see into the future with 100% accuracy."
100. NikusaGooner69420
101. SkibidiCrankler202819
102. Bebe
103. Ben Dover

Trivia

Trivia

• The game is rated Utter Oblivion+ by the ESRB.
• In this game, Omnisim A.K.A. God from Archono Database is voiced by Eddie Murphy.
• When the game releases for digital download on consoles, all of the consoles' servers will crash.
• 

  This is what it looks like if you unlock the secret code.
  If you type in "FUCK OFF BIN LADEN" in the code settings, you will unlock a sexy logo for the homescreen that showcases the original name that Super Jangle 64 was known as during development in 1999.
• Although officially Super Jangle 64, the game is known colloquially by various titles from fans such as Zack Snyder's CrösS;OVEr, Super Jangle 64: Fall of the Millennium King , Pooh's Adventures of the Omniverse: what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us? may i see you, once again?, We Lost: The End of Pooh's Adventures, Pooh's Adventures: The End of Omniversangelion, Legends of the Multi-Universe: Into the Greater Omniverse, Legends of the Multi-Universe: Across the Greater Omniverse, Legends of the Multi-Universe: Beyond the CisVerse, The Great Crossover Divide ∞, The Great Crossover Divide 2: Electric Boogaloo Uncut, etc.
  • Despite the name Super Jangle 64, it is neither a Nintendo 64 game nor is it remotely like Super Mario 64 lmao.
  • Yideenia108 though this game was too ambitious and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 (what did he expect) so he deemed it as a joke game, even though it's the true finale that we all know and love to the entire Great Crossover Divide franchise.
• Due to the game having so much content, the game is set to be shipped in a box with a total of an Rayo's numbers of discs. Players will have the option to download the content from all the discs to their computers/consoles the very first time they boot up the game, or they can simply insert one disc at a time to play a specific emanation. The game's size is scheduled to be a total whopping 999,999,999,999,999^Googolplex quettabytes. Due to the exaggerated and ridiculous size, downloading it through wifi is fucking impossible which made Sony very fucking pissed because they want all games to be digital only. Sony was so fucking pissed that they hired Jeffery Weinsteinburger Jr. to make their own massive game and release it digitally for only 62¢. The game was a massive flop and was nowhere near a googolplexth of the greatness that Super Jangle 64 will turn out to be.
• It was believed during the late 2000s that an estimated 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 morbillion copies were sold the first week after release despite the game never cumming out and still being in development to this day.
• The game is estimated to take an average of 67 sextillion hours (approx. 7,640,000,000,000,000,000 years) to beat normally. 69 decillion hours (7.87 × 10³⁰ years) if including the side quests; and if you wanna see literally everything the game has to offer, that'll take a whopping utter oblivion of hours (idfk) to complete.
• Yoko Ono has stated that the game is obviously based on and acts as a "revival" to the cancelled Nintendo 64 game Earthbound 64 (yeah, no shit bitch.)
• Winston Churchill and Kaiser Wilhelm II have hot steamy gay sex in the background of one route. It's literally never elaborated on or brought up again.
• Jangle was so terminally online that he once called everything beyond his P.C. screen the "outernet." Respectively, the game calls the outside world "the outernet" as well.
• When the game was showcased in E3 2005 in the Los Angeles Convention Center, every single member of the crowd simultaneously said "your car can run on peanut butter." This caused mass confusion at the time, but it is not an anomaly because it was quickly discovered that the event organizers mixed up the chemical that makes people cheer with the chemical that makes people say "your car can run on peanut butter." They gassed the crowd using the fog machines and were later arrested for it.
• There is a random scene in the game where a giant spaceship explosion occurs and Estriper, Crash, and Enrique say "holy rolie polie olie" in unison while the explosion happens in slow-motion.
• 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
• Crack Miser looks suspiciously a lot like Spamton.
• There's a sex scene where Hiei and Shouko have sex but you have to unlock it by beating the hardest bonus stage in the game, after that you can see them doing it as long as you want. Their 3D Polygons are super smexy. There's also a scene where Jangle fucks a cactus because he thought it was a giant penis.
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  An ominous cutscene of the Millennium King: Cecil Turtle, standing in the dark and stormy night as he views the vile and horrific genocide he just committed.
  CECIL TURTLE serves as both the first and final boss of the game, being both the first and last character you encounter in-game, although his appearance is extraordinarily distorted throughout the game and looks nothing like a turtle, and his motives are much more ominous and clear.... F̶̨̡̖̗̯̯̼͙͕͔̮̤̓͐̆̐͒̎̏̀͝Ẹ̸͈̦̆̋̍T̵̘̼̑̍Ç̸͇̼̲͕̙͍̰̰̥̫̹̤̗̗͂́͌̔̍̔̓̽̄́̉̂̽͝H̷͚̲̱̘̹̽͒͒̀̈͒̃͐̏̒́͝ ̶̨̜̲͓̲̳̜̲̗̱͖̀̄̀̇͌̊͘ͅṂ̸̫̱̮̭̣͈̗͉̱̙̙̩͔͒́ͅȨ̴̢̨̗͓͎̱͓̥̓̈́͑̀̚͝ͅͅ ̵̢̡̮̻̩͓̺̑̊ͅT̷̡̼͚͈̤̲̭̦̹̪͖̔̓͂́͜͝H̷̜̩̤͍̻͓̅͒̚̕Y̶͍̆̆ ̸̢̡̱̳̭̺̂̏̎̏̌̀̈́̓̊̄̓̏S̶͓̻̦̙̯͈̖͙̙̪̆́̀͂͆̂̈́̈́͜͝ͅO̶͈̣̜̩̣͎͑̃Ư̶̝̰͖͎̠͈̟̪̮̺̼͔̥̩̍̅̆̀̀͑̄̐̽͗͜͠L̴̛̛͇̹̥̦̦̜͔̣̞̤̾̊̇̏̄̔͂̇̓̉̈̐̉.̵̧̤͎̗̖̻͇̟͖͉̱͕̐̍̆̍̂͂
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