Rivers Surk

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“

⠀⠀The world has turned, and left me here. Just where I was, before you appeared.„


— Rivers Surk

Rivers Surk
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First Appearance:

Episode 10

Voiced by:

Rivers Cuomo

Biographical Information
Real Full Name:

WEEZ-TRRRRHA

Alias(es):

Great King of Evil Ganondorf
Peter Kitts
Green Man (Jangle)

Sex:

Male

Fantasy Race:

Greencreed

Height:

1,000 feet tall

Occupation(s):

Supreme DEMIGOD of Hyperdeath!

Characteristic Traits
Likes:

Enforcing his dominance upon the foreseeable universe
Being blindly loyal to his horrifying fucking family of eldritch cosmic SCP deities
Rattie
Evil Young Sheldon

Dislikes:

Humanity
Jax
Jangle
Hentai

Familial Information
Other Relative(s):

Dotar Surk
Gerard Way


 Rivers Surk's boss theme. (Super Jangle 64)

Rivers Surk, also known by his scientific name WEEZ-TRRRRHA, is an NPC who for a long time sunshine was just a guy from Connecticut who liked singing. But then he would later discover that not only was he related to extraterrestrial creatures some fucking how, but is a direct son of Dotar Surk, the colossal eldritch god himself as he's green. In awe, he left Earth and aspired to be with his kin once again.

It's likely he either inexplicably created himself or that Dotar Surk himself created him out of the soil of a far-off extraterrestrial planet, centuries before Jangle was conceived on accident by his parents.

This is also a major plot point in Super Jangle 64, where he serves as the penultimate boss before Dotar Surk Himself and SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Dotar isn't the true final boss of the game. There is a disturbed creature of more hostility and omnimalevolence than He. It could take only a true divinely prophesied hero of society to defeat it. Its name is........ Δ

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Trivia

  • Artistically, he comically stands out compared to everyone else like Clocko. This is the same for Dotar and everyone in the TRRRRHA family.
  • I'm not updating his age every year

Gallery

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