Science Special Search Party
“ We're not silly women, asshole! ” - Fat Asuka Langley confronting Anders Tæt
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The science special search party is a group of 8 anime women who protect Yonggary island from outside threats and the gangsta organization of PNMC. They're all equipped with ray guns and other weapons but their plans usually fail, they are infamously known for the time they were caught having sex with Yoda by gorosaurus. They are the archenemies of Reptilicus, Ebola Rex, and other dinosaurs.
Members[edit | edit source]
Sayori is the first member of the group, she is a girl with pink hair and a red bow, she is very stupid, and has a choking fetish.
Mari is the second member of the group. she's an incestous 19 year old who loves to play the piano, she is deeply afraid of staircases, and is the girlfriend of Hero
Komi san is the third member of the group, she is a mute catgirl, this is due to her crippling autism and because some witch mended her mouth and butt shut. She is very shy and skulks around the HQ.
Aqua (also referred to as [DATA EXPUNGED] by Rev says desu) is the fourth member of the group, she is a godess of water, but is the weakest, horniest, dumbest and overall and most useless member of the group. She enjoys drinking beer six packs of beer a day.
Tohru is the fifth member of the group, she is a dragon maid who can breathe fire and do thing maid things, like cleaning plates and carry out assassinations. She's also a mouth breathing retard, who has trouble following instructions.
Fat Asuka is the sixth member, she is a fatass german angry loud shithead and is the strongest and most determined member of the group, she also hates Villager 420, often shouting at him: "I HATE YOU JEWISH BASTARD!"
Madotsuki is the seventh member and the only one that does not have any interest in sex, her boots are hella squeaky and thinks she has a traffic light for a head.
Hu Tao is the eight and final member of the group and the owner of the wangsheng funeral parlor in Chinatown. She is a necrophile and has dependency problems. She is also a mole for the CCP to sell information about the West to Tencent.