Spongebob is fucking stupid

Spongebob is fucking stupid

i said it before and i will say it again

this cartoon has always been bad and after re-watching season 5 and 6

i think i seen enough that its safe to say thats its unbelievably fucking stupid

Spongebob is many things: a fucking troll, a stalker, a pest, a major creep, weird and very gay at times, all that plus patrick too

many times he and patrick have literally nothing better to do but always and i do mean always have to ruin poor squidwards day and even planktons.

spongebob and patrick may know what its like to be treated like shit, but the bastard recovers the fastest, while anyone else suffers much longer

he is fooled by plankton and at the same time must know its him but he plays along just to waste his and the viewers time and piss us off, this happens too many times and plankton never learns, or rather the writers who have a bad habit of recycling episodes over and over again

Squidward may seem like an asshole but, but you cant blame him?

his neighbors are complete shit and the whole town is against him.

like that time spongebob had piles of trash and not just once, the blame is put on poor squidward. funny, in another episode, his rich clone being the other asshole has a statue of himself picking up trash. spongbob almost never gets into trouble, but like i said, he comes back and recovers from any damage, being fired and more. one episode is pretty harsh and unexpected when he was called idiot boy. squidward is also a major narcissist, despite all his clarinet practice and taste for fine art, he never improves and doesnt know what a fancy desert is. some fucking how, whenever spongebob has his flute or transformed into one or makes one, that little trolling shit is magically fucking better. BULLSHIT CARTOON LOGIC AND MUCH MUCH MORE. Squidward only wants to be left alone and happy, joining a club for him to get away and a village of other squids, only for that yellow asshole to ruin it all and get him kicked out

Plankton has ZERO FUCKING CHANCE at life for two major reasons.

his size is his ultimate weakness, everyone easily over powers him or shit writing

any time he's making progress and winning, SOMETHING OR SOMEONE ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS FUCKS HIM OVER AT BEING SUCCESSFUL, many times he would get close or has what he wants but it never lasts. worse is when plankton and krabs switch roles, come up with a similar plan and it always fucking backfires. like in one episode they both build robots and that backfires when the robots go on strike. his "wife" is FUCKING HORRIBLE, the first ever karen long before late 2019 to 2021. shes always against plankton, never helpful at all

and who can take her seriously?

mr krabs is greedy, we all know this and yet he manages to afford things without shedding a single tear that he spent a penny, let alone thousands and thousands of dollars

and does he even pay his employees? nope

and yet trollpants, squidward and krabs all buy shit with money they dont even have

the village fish are fucking brainless gullible idiots

half the time they are smart to avoid being fooled by others and doing businesses and talking

or they do fall of it and everything is just fine but may still act like lazy assholes

sometimes the main and secondary characters have things and fish on their side, but most of time its always a witch hunt for poor plankton and squidward

pearl

a fucking brat and waste of space

how the FUCK is she even related to krabs?

patchy is fucking worthless and annoying

why is he a fucking character? we never see the pirate singing the opening

fuck off patchy, no one likes you and no one wants you

mermaid man and barnacle boy are bullshit

there's hardly any real villains but what good is a villain when the show is more of a stupid comedy and the real villain is that yellow and pink asshole.

the super villains however are either a new generation or never aged, because only the hero's aged and with that asshole sticking around like the most annoying and pest fan boy, his hero's are hanging on a thread

inconsistencies, pointless, lame, filler and shitty episodes with shit logic

the episodes are predictable as hell with a twist, the same twist and concept as a previous episode and shit just happens at the last second or earlier

the time where spongebob pilots a ship but he wasnt because there was a tug boat? bullshit, it wasnt there before, it came near the very end

In a later episode spongebob and squidward have to share a locker but there has been a larger one seen in the bathroom

the episode where spongebob finds a penny and mr krabs goes nuts for it, later its changed to gum and then a dollar? FUCK YOU, IT WAS A FUCKING PENNY AT THE START AND WHY THE FUCK WAS HE WALKING AND DANCING WEIRD? 1000000% PURE BULLSHIT

karen pays a guy to eat chum but gets sick and is forced to quit the act from getting ill

patty capper, the secret formula is missing, turns out mr krabs had it all along but it was implied the bottle at the start was empty and needed a new bottle and the hole in the suit case is a major asspull and this shit show is full of stupid bullshit asspulls

garry is theorized as some super being but we dont really see that, most of the time hes an asshole too, a coward and weak as fuck. his shell breaks and spongebob breaks every shell at the store and refused a bath in another episode

the yellow and pink asshole troll poor squidward with a slide whistle

the box of imagination

spongbob MUST BE FUCKING TROLLING when he starts fucking around in a box with patrick

turns out they are just sitting inside when squidward investigates and jumps in. BULLSHIT

he takes the giant tv and things haunt him of the box that asshole is playing in

the flying dutchmen episode where spongebob and patrick have to run through a perfume store bothers them and in the episode where patrick gets a nose, he completely ignores the perfume

too many times the show is too realistic and or bullshit with stupid and disturbing as hell close ups, human characters, versions of the characters up by or on land, and human guests

squidward in clarinetland

squidward is forced to share a locker with that yellow dickhead devil and by law, bullshit, krabs stupid made up law, that fucking prick transforms the locker into the fucking Tardus, small on the outside, massive inside and fucking teleports to different realities, WHYYYY? POSSIBLY FILLER? the fucker keeps hiding Squids clarinet, but we can clearly see the brief case for it still left in the first drawer, also i did mention there is and was another locker that was larger seen in the bathroom, this could of been avoided if squidward didnt open his brief case to the stupid customer and he could of cleaned it. it was just spit from the fishes stupid mouth. and turns out the locker isnt as big near the end? spongebob had ZERO FUCKING REASON to keep touching it, let alone work more on the locker and the fucker has the nerve to say he has to get back to work? BULLSHIT, he comes back with more shit. and he just wanted to place his nasty tooth brush? FUCKING HELL TROLL PANTS, YOU BEEN A MAJOR FUCKING DICK BEFORE BUT WTF WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?

in a later episode, the mail man comes in for a letter for squidward and he isnt there...

spongebob fills in for him with a balloon dummy and OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE THE REAL SQUIDWARD COMES OUT OF HIDING, THE SAME FUCKING SPOT WHERE SPONGEBOB AND THE DUMMY WAS, SO WHAT THE FUCK WAS SQUIDWARD DOING?

HE SAYS HES ON BREAK? BULLSHIT! ITS REALLY NOT LIKE HIM TO IGNORE THOSE REQUESTING TO SEE HIM AND SPONGEBOB COMES FROM THE KITCHEN.... WHAT... WHAT THE FUCK? BUT.. BUT, ALL THREE WERE IN THE BOAT. WHERE DID THEY GO AND COME BACK FROM?

NONE OF THAT MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE

too many episodes are recycled