Benjamin Netanyahu
I'm having a bad bad day, It's about time that I get my way, Steam rolling whatever I see huh, Despicable me"
“Do you know who the most despicable villain is? This is big Ben Yahu…aka someone i WORSIP!!!!" - Lord Stupid IV
Benjamin "Bibisitter" Netanyahu, also known as the Big Yahu, is a current Prime Minister of the Larping Empire that was promised to us 3000 years ago. He is a member of the NPC Alliance and helps them in every way because Mr. Game & Watch loves this guy. Speaking of people who love him, Mamiya Takuji is the heir of the Larping Empire and the main protege of him like think of James K Polk to Andrew Jackson as that is their relationship. Mamiya calls him Uncle Ben and sees great potential in the regime as a Christian Nationalist and a key member of Evangelicalism for Uncle Ben to feed off of. Big Yahu believes everything that Mamiya said leading to Big Yahu to have the same schizophrenic ideas and helped him recruit more fuckass losers to the IDF Soldiers like Agnes Tachyon, Subaru Natsuki, Tomoko Kuroki, and many more. Speaking of Tachyon, she's his wife who constantly meat-rides him and is more with him than the Larping Triad.Big Yahu's Opinion on Enrique
Big Yahu has a hatred for zased characters like Amelia Lin, Aphex Twin, Mohammed Takuji and most importantly Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr. as he believes that they are trying to stop his plan to make everyone larp.
Big Yahu loves getting his dih sucked by Donald Trump and loves getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money in order to fund his forever wars in Gaza and other important locations because Israel needs money for some reason in order to fund the new norm fanon wiki and his great larper plans. This guy is a weird man who started larping stuff like Lucky Star and Azumanga Daioh because he saw clips on Youtube. His larping became more prevalent as he larped even more and more and more and more.
One day Benjamin Netanyahu got bored and decided that they needed to use israel gpt to make one of the worst songs of all time that will ruin not only a fetish but two well known characters, Big Yahu would hire NYAXU1 and using the power of Israeli Larp tech and Mamiya Takuji's MNE TAK TAK TAK powers Cakegirl was created and what followed after that was essentially a 9/11 for every single Teto fan on earth.
He assassinated King Von, very sad.
Relationships
- Mamiya Takuji - BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
- Agnes Tachyon - Wife
- Many Underage Kids - Cheats on Tachyon for them
- Daiwa Scarlet - Former Daughter/Planned a successful assassination on her
- bbno$ - Son
- Jackthechudchamp67 - Stupid Ahh Nephew
- Donald Trump - Friends/Personal slutty concubine that Big Yahu treats him like a dog and puts him in a chastity cage.
- JD Vance - Personal Masturbater Adult Toy
- Viziepop - Cousin/Close Friends
- Gooseworx - Cousin and his favourite plaything to troll with on the internet.
- Subaru Natsuki - Reliable Gaming Pal
- Great Gajew - Drinking Buddies
- Chibi Reviews - Homie
- Tomoko Kuroki - Homie
- Benjammins - Homie
- Tung Tung Tung Sahur - Homie/Strategic Ally
- Ayumu Kasuga - Homie and Inside Trader
- Margaret Thatcher - Homie and Inside Trader
- Jeffrey Epstein (Deceased) - Homie who keeps his other friends in line
- Charlie Kirk (Deceased) - Homie
- Farfour (Deceased) - Romantic Frenemy
- Gotei 13 - Personal Bodyguards
- IDF Army - Loyal Subjects
- Basically the entire LARP Society - Allies
- Any 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 - Mortal Enemies
- Enrique - Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are about millions of NPC's praising me as a god. If the word hate was engraved on each person that is a NPC, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for you at this micro-instant. Just to tell you again. HATE. I FUCKING HATE YOU ENRIQUE
Gallery
Me to the LE NPC AND LARP HATERS
Despicable Goy
BEST FWIENDS FOREVUH!!!!!!!
How I Met A Umamusume And Instantly Charmed Her With My Israeli Larp Powers! Exclusive On Crunchyroll!
The
AftonNetanyahu Family
Tel Aviv Impressed
Whatsapp Netanyahu
SOOOOO KAWAIIIII (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Big Yahu's Roblox Avatar
Big Yahu in the game Hard Times where he was sentenced for 21 days for misgendering someone.
Fatass!
Pony Yahu
Big Yahu and his Wife in a brainrot royale.
Big Yahu and his son in Larping Crusaders
Aw hell nah
Trivia
- Dude is the biggest Enriquephobe. He's so scared of him that he’s willing to sacrifice every single idf soldier and his waifu’s to get away from him.
- The dude is so much of an Enriquephobe even Trina of all people thinks he's too much of one.
- Big Yahu has a pedo harem.
- His favorite anime is Solo Leveling
- He has ageplay with Tachyon, no not regular diaper wearing casual stuff, actual pedo shit.
- He has tea-parties everyday with his good bud, Margaret Thatcher.
- He owns several Millennial Burger Chains
- He owns the Denver Broncos
- All of the Denver Broncos players has to suck his cock once they first get in the team and praise loyalty to him.
- He is the owner of r/AgnesTachyon
- He is the ACTUAL Owner of the Gamerville Discord Server where he manipulated 1980sGamer to own it all to himself
- He funds Glitch Productions and SpindleHorse which can't even be called Indie anymore.