Charlie Kirk

WARNING‏ This page is written in perspective of the story and the characters of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety A.K.A. a group of sociopaths. The reason for the page's creation was due to the United States' twitter account threatening people from making jokes about Kirk's death which goes against Freedom of Speech. This entire page is simply an excercise of Freedom of Speech and rage bait for the drooling alt-right crybabies who can't handle their own ideals levied against them. Despite this page being comedic slander, the writers of this page and staff of this wiki feel our condolences to his family and yes, himself. His wife and kids never deserved this and we send our genuine condolences to the family. Literally the story of his daughter running towards him because she was scared only to see her father dead made some of us shed actual tears. No one should ever be killed for having shitty opinions. The killer deserves righteous punishment.

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Charles James Kirk (チャールズ・ジェームス・カーク, Chāruzu Jēmusu Kāku) is an American conservative political grifter activist, author, media personality, and massive NPC. He is one of Donald Trump's dick rider and a sworn enemy of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety who loves to ragebait libtards for fun since he believes he's a masterdebater even though Eric Cartman is a better master debater than him. He's also a massive racist, transphobe, homophobe, and Israeli dick sucking war crime denying college dropout. He is also pro gun being a massive lobbyist for the worthless NRA. He is a member of what 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society frenemy and Tröll Empire member, Nick Fuentes, calls "Conservative Inc." Being the primary enemy of everything 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, he thinks there should be no gun control laws despite the thousands of deaths by gun violence believing that these deaths are "required" for the second amendment, not being aware that he is one of the people that will be shot by saying worthless bullshit by running his grift Turning Point USA.

Charlie is also known for morally believing that his four-year-old daughter should keep her baby if she gets pregnant and not abort it if she was raped. He also heavily believes that children should see public execution videos because he believes it builds character I guess. Charlie is also a massive sadist as he believes that empathy isn't real and its just a fake ploy by the libtards. At this point, he's also probably a pedophile just like Milo Yiannopoulos and like him, completely irrelevant in the modern political sphere with only brain-dead American boomers still following him.

History and Biography

Connections with the attempted death of Haru Urara

Charlie is believed to be the man responsible for the murder of the happy rye grass eating retired race horse that never gives up Haru Urara. It is stated that he used Conservative Elon X tech to teleport to Japan and poison Haru's food which led to her getting Colic and dying. Charlie didn't realize his fatal mistake messing with the a horse that never gave up as this would lead to his death a day later. Haru Urara was found in critical condition but Yukina used all of her powers that day to heal her leading Haru to be in somewhat fit condition as Yukina rested for two days on end which Charlie Kirk HATED THIS.

Death

Charlie was debating on his comeback tour until he is asked about woke shootings before being asked about mass shootings and then replying with "Counting or not counting gang violence" Before GREAT was said and he got shot in the neck by Haru Urara's strongest soldier and local schizophrenic Terry Davis freakture Derry Tavis.

Notes and Trivia

• Fun Fact Gaymerz: My Mom and Step Dad were talking about this guy saying he was very cool and was against abortion but I said meh and my mom said that people wanted to get a abortion and remove me from existence and that Abortion is very morally wrong and my Step Dad got angry at me.