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Alexander Netanyahu
Biographical Information
Physiological Age:	31(Unc Status)
Sex:	Male
Fantasy Race:	HOMO Sapien
Ethnicity:	Jewish
Nationality:	Israeli
Characteristic Traits
Likes:	Larping
Humor Style:	Corny
Favourite Musician(s):	His own
Dream(s):	Make Israel the biggest empire of all time
Familial Information
Father(s):	Benjamin Netanyahu
Mother(s):	Agnes Tachyon
Sister(s):	Daiwa Scarlet(Deceased, turned into Milk)

"Now i have become Larp, the larper of worlds" - (Totally not ripped off from Mamiya Takuji) BBno$

Alexander Leon Netanyahu, also commonly known as bbno$ or Baby No Money, is a dogshit "rapper" that makes the most corniest music known to men and has been known to Larp everything he touches. Being born to Benjamin Netanyahu and Agnes Tachyon, he was always destined to become a powerful larper and larps everything. He larps being a Canadian, he larps Hazbin Hotel(well that shit stinks), he larps The Amazing Digital Circus and even cosplayed as Palm Knee but he looks fucking ugly with it on, larps Vocaloid shit like he really loves Hatsune Miku and includes her in his Gigilo song but she sounds bootleg as fuck like i bet Shutterstock Hatsune Miku can do a better job and make the song enjoyable but this dude fucking sucks, he also larps more fandoms like name one right now and he'll larp it like Umamusume, Jujutsu Kaisen (IDF Anime), Singing Monsters, Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, South Park, Undertale, Family Guy, Helluva Boss (pure dogwater), Smiling Friends, Rick and Morty, Sonic The Hog Creature, Lucky Star, Jeeves and Wooster, Barney Google, Azumanga Daioh, Orthodox Christianity, Spongebob, SMG4(pure dogshit), The Angry German Kid Series, Kpop Demon Hunters, One Piece, Jimmy Neutron, Dandy's World, TCOAAL, Evangelion, FNF, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, My Little Pony, Forsaken, Super Mario Logan, Deltarune, Planet Dolan, Murder Drones, Bob The Builder, Madoka Magica, Aggretsuko, Kiwi Farms, Slayers, and The Nutshack HE WILL LARP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

Despite his terrible rapping songs that gets teenage girls to develop their personality off him and become his larping minions, he also tries to rap other people. He is so hated that when Shitty G and Nico were fighting, they saw him and stopped completely to work together to make the guy humiliated as possible. Biggie Cheese faced the dude and won by only saying a sentence like fuck you Lil Yahu. He also desperatly wants to manipulate audiences to follow him like he projects himself as Anti-AI and commissions real artists for his stuff, good right? NO YOU'RE WRONG!!!! This guy underpays them, turns down any freaky artists even when he literally paid them for the commissions and then hacking their bank account to steal their money with the help of Israeli tech, and just use his fame to get people to suck up to him as he expects them to expect being low-payed. He is also so corny about AI-Stuff that he's actually Pro-AI because he's making out this reputation of Anti-AI people to be cornballs.

Being son of the Israeli Prime Minister, he is very popular in Israel as he the #1 Best Rapper there as according to his father, "Nobody can out-do my son and if they try, they will die by gunshot from the world's most moral army". So yeah i don't think anyone is surpassing him soon there. His concerts can be seen in Tel Aviv where he has the most biggest ones as many larpers come their to worship his music. Come To Brazil is one and its a very bad song that makes Freaky people's ears bleed and lowkey it can make anyone's that isnt a NPC or Larper, its that fucking bad. He manages the Israel Tiktok Account.

He is apart of the LARP Society as a major member and has every member listen to his terrible music and despite being a dumbass, he actually can control things and is right besides Mamiya Takuji and coordinating attacks on other sides and had a major part in the creation of the C&A Enterprise Solutions which was a success but the LARP Society thought it failed and trapped Leah in there forever as bbno$ ordered the company to stop existing as a whole. He then saw Morgana be introduced into the team as a mascot and they instantly became best friends and doing stuff together all the time like gooning or playing cringy roleplaying sessions in VRChat.

He and the Palestinians united to defeat Enrique! in Cumming, Georgia but failed miserably, he later went back crying to his Mommy and got babied by her. Big Yahu keeps telling her to stop babying their only son but he's so old to do that shit. He introduced many into the Larping Empire and got their starts there as his music can attract flies like those. Subaru Natsuki is a huge fan of his music and cosplaying so both hang out with eachother comparing how much they larp and eating Arby's together while making phonk edits. His power of larping is unmatched, besides Mamiya Takuji and a few, his powers are so retarded and hence why he turns into a eldritch horror when he needs to and that fucking sucks. Don't listen to his music or you'll be turned into a mindless Larper.

Relationships

• Benjamin Netanyahu - Father
• Agnes Tachyon - Mother/Wet Nurse
• Daiwa Scarlet - Sister, didn't even care when she died
• Mamiya Takuji - LETS FIGHT TOGETHER, ME AND YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS TIL THE END, WE'LL DECIMATE EVERYONE IN OUR PATH
• Morgana - BEST FRIENDS 4 LIFE!!!! WE GOON TOGETHER!!!!
• Dexter Fishery - Best Bluds
• Natsuki Subaru - Best Bluds
• Kisuke Urahara - Close Friend
• Special Week - Homie
• Tomoko Kuroki - Homie
• Monika - Homie
• Jackthechudchamp67 - Former "Friends", just used his ass to do his bidding
• Weed Miser - Sells BBNO$ Shitty Weed
• Palm Knee - Puppet, Forced BFF's
• Hatsune Miku - Puppet
• Brazilian Hatsune Miku - Puppet
• Ironmouse - Close Friends + Bbno$ loves sucking her milk
• MoistCr1TiKaL - Bbno$ Glazer
• Yung Gravy - Collabs with Bbno$ all the time, personal glazer.

Trivia

• He is still breast-fed by his mommy
• He IS the Pissman
• His own father loves Takuji more than him, very sad.
• He killed Miguel because he was outspoken against the Larpness so Bbno$ pushed him to get abstracted, FUCK YOU BBNO$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Was "friends" with Jax AKA someone who worshipped him. When he wasn't getting corn pegged by Big Dick Randy, Jax loved meat-riding him and what did he do to repay the favor? Kicked his ass all the way to California even though Jax helped him larp Palm Knee. Why did you betray him Bbnos$???
  • Also after Dotar Surk skinned Jax alive, bbno$ pretended to be him by wearing his skin in order to "carry on his legacy"
• Unironically supports d4vd who is a murderer.
• Larped Teto and made her fanbase one of the worst ones ever seen.
• Bbno$ ability is his unique LARP power, its a manifestation of power using an object known as PISS that he's grown a fond attachment to which is his skin since it represents his JEWISH heritage that hes proud of.
• He tried to teach Mamiya Takuji how to LARP harder so he can handle it like a man after his schizophrenic paranoid delusions made him cry like a baby.
• R*ped Hatsune Miku several times and forced her to be a mindless puppet for him, this goes for Brazilian Miku too where he also did the same thing that he did with Miku to her.

Comments

gotta go to bed quick, i'll continue where i left off
-- Barf Bag (talk) 01:57, 12 May 2026 (EDT)