Eliza
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Mongrel | |
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Sex |
Girlboss | |
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Date of Birth |
215 BC | |
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Relative(s) |
Some forgotten Egyptian royalty | |
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Residence |
long gone now, all that stands in place of her old home, is Smash Bandicoot's apartment
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Onlyfans |
yes | |
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Status |
alive | |
Eliza (👌︎♋︎♌︎⍓︎ ☝︎❒︎□︎■︎🙵 Mother Harlot) is the secondary antagonist to Skullgirls. She a megalomaniacal woman born and raised from Egypt from 200 BC who was the 7th woman chosen by Sehkmet as a parasitic vassal to aid her people as a defence against Sutekh, should he ever return.
However Sutekh never got around to fighting and killing her, as during her reign he was too busy reveling in counting all the grains of sand he made from the formerly green area, given a desert strait that's now the Sahara Desert. Then by 1346, Mr. Bean, then named Black Adder, severed the prophecy for Eliza's death that would repel Sutekh and gave birth to a child that would instead plague Sutekh for the rest of his godly life: Ruthless Boy.
This accident caused Sehkmet to be stuck with Eliza for longer than intended, making her the oldest avatar of Sekhmet to date. This longevity in turn took a toll, as the further they age, the more blood Eliza needs to survive, let alone appear young again. Eliza sought everywhere to find a way to self sustain her body, become a god in her own right and rule the world. But like Dio, she was too shy to break out for world domination then and there, instead, opting to seek dominion over secret societies across the globe. So far she only managed to take over a few discords and Reddit servers for her looks.
Around the time of Skullgirls, she sets her sights on The Skull Heart, so that she may rule, not only the world, but death itself. To become the thing she swore to destroy 2 millennia ago.
Tldr: Mr. Bean is responsible for everything Eliza is now.
During her free time she would send out her servants who are not Scratcher and Grounder, to do stuff for her she feels too snobby to do herself, such as jerking off.
One thing she always does however is Studying. Studying to find more secret arts to achieve immortality, however, she is so old, that by the time the internet (or The Eye of Thoth as she calls) came about, she confused Snapchat for Medjed on the daily, and fell for every fib and schizo post from 4chan (or The Shrine of Kek, as she calls it) and Tiktok (or The Lair of Heh as she calls it), even though she had more and literal first hand experience in her histor and still remembers at least most of it, compared to them LARPers. For example she got duped by a joke on a sharty (or The Audience of Momus as she calls it) thread that the Jews ate the circumcised foreskin as an elixir of youth.