Sutekh
“⠀⠀Sutekh begging for Goku's mercy„
— I'll spare the planet Earth! I'll even give it to you as a plaything!!!
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Sutekh | |
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Godly Egyptian Furry | |
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1 second for every grain of sand in our galaxy | |
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IDFK | |
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Sutekh is the God of Destruction with many names, but a many folks today like to call him Seth for short. For a long time, he relished in the delights of undoing the complexities of creation and structure into dust and sand. Life is his enemy and for them to be rendered into useless tiny unrecognisable pieces is what he finds good. For a long time he enjoyed being the enemy of Earth and playing the cosmic villain, however one very ruthless boy came along to this world and stole this egyptian bald cat/jackal looking ass motherfucker's thunder, fear and disdain over everyone else and everything, barring only a caterpillar those who dedicate towards remembering him, but a growing number had soon forgotten him. All this left him with a new sense of anger... a sense of jealousy that rivals even YHWH himself: REVENGE!!!
He wanted to destroy the ruthless boy. He wanted to grind him into dust and grind said dust to singular atoms, and then rip apart said atoms apart. But the ruthless boy was just too ruthless for him and had battered the god into smithereens many times, killing him often times, and worst of all, got raped a few times. Sutekh would do anything to see the end of the greatest nemesis he had ever faced.
Before he got fucked over by Ruthless Boy and other some strange little men, like Dr. Gashog and The Monkey King. He had done many important things in prehistory and laid waste to planets across the cosmos, turning them into balls of rock and dust, starting off at The Neptunian Desert: Easy. Next was Mars: Just as easy as the last and now Earth. But his attempts at turning Earth into a complete desert had failed by those guys mentioned earlier who thwart him, either through outbraining or brawning him.