BossManJack

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CrackManJack
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I need money you dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Net Worth

-10,000 USD

Enemies

  • Natalie
  • The Rats
  • The Door
  • His Parents who he used to live with

Friends

  • Bully Maguire (They both have a thing for rent and doors)

Favourite Hobbies

  • Winning in gambling
  • Smoking crack
  • Flexing wealth on the rats

His Greatest Tragedies

losing all his money 243,924 times

Achievements

Current world record holder for "losing it all"

I just lost it all!

-BossManJack's Catchphrase

BossManJack is the article definition of a loser, and is a prime example for the expression "biting the hand that feeds you". A true gamblemaxxer who does not fall for the trap that 99% of former gamblers who quit: quitting just before reaching the jackpot, in fact, why settle for just the jackpot when you can win more!


He used to stream Runescape in the past. But that had long since phazed out from his activities to do.


He streams his epic wins and losses on BCGames via Twitch, because he was permabanned from other gambling websites like Stake and Shuffle. These streams are where the rats come to admire and tease here and there for his crazy rides of emotion coursing through his tweaking veins.


He is well known for being in sheer ecstasy and full of narcissism when winning, however when he lost it all, it is a common sight for him to straight up smash anything in his vicinity, including himself. He constantly goes through all 5 stages of grief on the daily. A typical CrackManJack crashout goes as follows:

  • Denial. After losing this is the part where he calmly states he "just lost it all".
  • Anger. He then starts throwing a violent fit; punching through walls, smashing keyboards, beating himself at his head etc.
  • Anxiety/bargaining. After "losing it all" from repeating the first two steps, would go on Discord, begging at the knees of his viewers to give him the money to win more back and pay his debts.
  • Depression. Later whilst on Discord his posts begin making self defeating comments about how he's nothing and got nothing or shit like that.
  • And finally: When he gets paid by the casino sponsors, he goes back to being a narcissist again, ready to repeat the cycle again for the day.


He was arrested for the same reason Terry Davis got in trouble and became homeless. The sentence was intended to be 5 years however he was bailed out shortly after 2 weeks, back to his same old routine to protect his record title.


He got arrested again, lmao. Now he's stuck in a mental asylum for who knows how long. Just kidding he's back out again, proving Einstein's theory of insanity correct. The comparison to him and his brother's life journeys are night and day.


If you ever want to give a PSA about the dangers of gamblemaxxing. Just show those pre-teens this guy's story and clips of his reaction compilations on YouTube.