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Boognish was born after [[God]] was drunk one day and created a literal god of a doodle he made and was given life. The creature stood up with two arms and said "Boognish' as its first words before leaving off to abandon God. God didn't care because he was drunk but the next day, God used many angels to locate Boognish but none ever came back so Boognish was left scot-free and was looking for some worshipers but he eventually had to sleep for the decades to come. | Boognish was born after [[God]] was drunk one day and created a literal god of a doodle he made and was given life. The creature stood up with two arms and said "Boognish' as its first words before leaving off to abandon God. God didn't care because he was drunk but the next day, God used many angels to locate Boognish but none ever came back so Boognish was left scot-free and was looking for some worshipers but he eventually had to sleep for the decades to come. | ||
=== Meeting with Dean and Gene Ween === | |||
After sleeping for many many years while his children attacked in the early 1940s but eventually got killed by [[Daffy Duck]] in a wacky episode, he woke up in 1984 AD with an objective to kill [[Big Brother]] for being an asshole in general and successfully did so. | |||
In one faithful day, he saw two 14 year old guys who were not friends and shared little in common named Dean(Mickey Melchiondo) and Gene(Aaron Freeman). Upon the first sighting, Boognish communicated to them what had to be done and later that day Ween recorded onto tape the holy holy picture that HE had painted for the two boys and started the Cult of Boognish. He has also punished Gene for leaving the band and the cult. Boognish led the two to produce their first album, ''God Ween Satan,'' to bring everyone in the cult and then eventually overthrow the other gods that stand in the way. | |||
Boognish was so proud that he started to do kind things while the band created ''The Pod'' and ''Pure Guava'' to make Boognish even more powerful enough to become as powerful as [[God]] himself. | |||
Revision as of 17:25, 15 September 2024
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| The Boognish | ||
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| "Mind your wandering eye, you little Mollusk!" | ||
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Real Name |
The Demon God, Boognish | |
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Alias(es) |
That little shitty face from ween(Lord Stupid IV) | |
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Species |
God | |
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Sex |
Male I guess? | |
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Date of Birth |
Very early in the timeline | |
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Nationality |
🇨🇦 Canadian | |
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Relative(s) |
The Little Boognishs(Dead Children) | |
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Residence |
Outside the orbital buffer | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Ween | |
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Occupation(s) |
Unknown | |
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Criminal Record |
A lot | |
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Rank |
S+ | |
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Actor |
Boognish | |
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Onlyfans |
no | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Boognish(魔神Majin), also known as The Boognish, is a Demon God who has appeared thrice to the prophet brothers Dean and Gene Ween. It resides somewhere outside the orbital buffer. Tradition has it that this entity holds a sceptor in each hand: that of wealth and that of power. It is shown countless times in the Anime and Manga as a worshiping god that apparently gave good luck to Fanboy and Chum Chum. Despite being an actual demon god, he's actually more nicer than a lot of people like him.
He's also the sole creator of Autism and ADHD.
Biography
Origins
Boognish was born after God was drunk one day and created a literal god of a doodle he made and was given life. The creature stood up with two arms and said "Boognish' as its first words before leaving off to abandon God. God didn't care because he was drunk but the next day, God used many angels to locate Boognish but none ever came back so Boognish was left scot-free and was looking for some worshipers but he eventually had to sleep for the decades to come.
Meeting with Dean and Gene Ween
After sleeping for many many years while his children attacked in the early 1940s but eventually got killed by Daffy Duck in a wacky episode, he woke up in 1984 AD with an objective to kill Big Brother for being an asshole in general and successfully did so.
In one faithful day, he saw two 14 year old guys who were not friends and shared little in common named Dean(Mickey Melchiondo) and Gene(Aaron Freeman). Upon the first sighting, Boognish communicated to them what had to be done and later that day Ween recorded onto tape the holy holy picture that HE had painted for the two boys and started the Cult of Boognish. He has also punished Gene for leaving the band and the cult. Boognish led the two to produce their first album, God Ween Satan, to bring everyone in the cult and then eventually overthrow the other gods that stand in the way.
Boognish was so proud that he started to do kind things while the band created The Pod and Pure Guava to make Boognish even more powerful enough to become as powerful as God himself.