Big Brother
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The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you...
He died to Boognish shortly after.
He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws:
List of Laws[edit | edit source]
- Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed.
- You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet.
- You cannot post the Bowser fart gif.
- You cannot post furry porn.
- Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed.
- You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup.
- NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi".
- You cannot say the N-word.
- You cannot post gore and execution videos
- Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them.
- Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness.
- You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman
- Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court.
- Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet.
- England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom.
- It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
- Santa Claus is not real.
- Do not microwave cake.
- You cannot chew with your mouth open.
- Smoking is bad for you.
- Do your homework.