Pickle Peen

ピクルス・ピーン

"Caecus" as seen in Super Jangle 64 in a quick screenshot online.

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⠀⠀[伏せ字]„

— Pickle Peen

Pickle Peen (ピクルス・ピーン, Pikurusu Pīn), also known as Codename Pickle (コードネーム・ピクルス, Kōdonēmu Pikurusu), the "Pickle" (「ザ・ピクル」, `za Pikuru), Mr. Peen (ピーンさん, Pīn-san) and formerly known as Pickle Peter (ピクル・ピーター, Pikuru pītā), is and was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫's former helping hand before Freaky Patrick who is believed to have had a hard time trying to fill Peen's shoes. Peen managed to also convince many to awaken their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene, thus resulting in him gaining a few fweaky fans. Peen's life would be cut short when he fell into the mysterious "river" in Mongolia one day, causing him to become an incomprehensible omnipresent being that has pieces of him scattered across all of fiction. As such, he is the only character to appear in every single installment in every fictional work ever.

Despite this, he cannot normally be encountered within any video game or be seen in any work of fiction, and is never discussed directly as part of any narrative. Audiences only know of his "existence" and can only encounter stuff relating to Pickle Peen through interactive works of art under specific complex conditions or by modifying the mediums' files. A specific "character" that looks like a pickle with six arms that can be found internally by modifying various DVDs, video game files, music CDs, etc. that is internally named "Caecus" is generally used by fans to portray the allusive identity of Pickle Peen, though the sprite/model's connection to the character is not yet fully confirmed within any work of fiction. Overall, the existence and nature of Pickle Peen has been the subject of various speculation among both fans and critics across narrative literature and art analysis with multiple theories existing about him.

The "river" in Mongolia is not elaborated on much as it's been wiped completely from all historical records, even within the country's records. Even Bean Khan himself refuses to talk about it for reasons unknown.

General Information and Characteristics

Physical Appearance

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⠀⠀Pickle Peen looks like the cucumber after getting used as a dildo.„

— Victor

No known pictures of Pickle Peen are known to exist, but if the main picture on this page is to be believed, he is a green, pickle-like creature with two black eyes and white pupils, with the second being bigger than the first. Peen is believed by many to have "the mouth of a jack-o-lantern" and "the body of a green sponge". He has six arms, three on each side with four fingers on each arm. He has two legs and four toes.

Biography and History

Hiring and Disappearance

Before 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 created Freaky Patrick, Peen had an extremely sexual relationship with the former, where they would pull off non-stop sex. While the two were encountering many people, Peen would make people's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 genes awaken, making them hella 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 after the pain that ensued. At least three 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 would begin praising Peen for his genius. However, while visiting Mongolia as part of an incident that's not quite fully explained, he fell into the country's mysterious "river" and...

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Role in video games

Wintale

Strange room

If the fun value is set to 67, one section of the game can have a hallway that can be encountered only once and never again. There is a 10% chance that a grey door will appear in the hallway. Upon entering it, a strange figure, internally named Caecus and commonly believed by fans to be Peen, can be found. This NPC (non-playable character) doesn't have any collision physics unlike others in the game. When the figure is interacted with, it vanishes in shock as a sound effect plays.

When SpongeBob leaves the room, the door disappears, though it is possible for it to still remain even after leaving the room.

If the player tries to call Dragon in either of these two rooms, the message "There's no response..." appears. Wario reveals in his monologue before his boss fight (if Shimmer is killed) that either Shimmer or Dragon will always pick up at the first second, implying something is going on in these two rooms by that logic.

Peen Followers

The Peen Followers are green NPCs in ???????? that only appear in some fun values. The only dialogue they have are the story of Pickle Peen.

I'll expand more on this later.

Omnicide Route

In the Omnicide Route, at the end of Dragon's second phase, he gives up. Once he is attacked, the game has a (scripted) crash. Upon reloading the game, the intro changes to talk about how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 killed literally everybody. It also mentions how Dragon found a "strange door" while attempting to stop the Freak's massacare. Said to have opened it out of curiosity, this is when Dragon met Peen since the latter knew about the omnicide from his followers that shared each other's knowledge about 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫. Thanks to this information, Dragon knew he had to stop fim at all costs, no matter what it takes.

Once the game is loaded again, Dragon is controlled by Peen for the entire third phase.

Super Jangle 64

TBA.

Gallery

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  Possibly Peen as a bug after splitting himself across dimensions. Nickelodeon and Nelvana tried to slip this one past us.

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  Pickle Peter as depicted in one fanmade Wintale webcomic, based off and mixed with his most assumed appearance after his fate.

Trivia

Story

• It's unknown if Peen lived long enough to see the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!.
  • It's also unknown if he had any interactions with Enrique!, Bean Khan or Ka-Chung (barring video games for the latter).