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}}The '''Sonichu medallion''', also called the "'''Medal'''" by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]], is one of the most ancient and malevolently cursed artifacts across the [[Omniverse]] and it is said that | }}The '''Sonichu medallion''', also called the "'''Medal'''" by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]], is one of the most ancient and malevolently cursed artifacts across the [[Omniverse]] and it is said that no one who has ever obtained the medallion has ever found happiness. Its first known recorded progenitor was none other than Christian Weston Chandler in the year 2000 <small>AD</small> in our reality as the medallion itself manifested in our universe by Chris' own hands when the memetic and parasitic metaphysical essence of the medallion's will manipulated Chris into buying some Crayola Model Magic Clay with him modelling and crafting the medallion afterwards. In truth, Chris' lolcow life was the result of the abstract eldritch existence of the Sonichu Medallion itself, slowly making Chris go madder and crazier over time. Eventually, betraying [[God]] and plunging our timeline into darkness. | ||
[[Cecil Turtle]] is the true creator of the memetic idea and curse of the medallion as he has infected countless multiverses with the medallion in order to corrupt and ruin the lives of countless beings since the medallion itself contains the memetic [[Cecil Gene|gene of Cecil]]. As of the 2020s, the will of the medallion has increased in real life as many individuals who have wore the medallion have had their lives and reputations ruined. Furthermore, the will has become so strong, that it now doesn't require a physical bearer to curse them, just any connection to the fanfiction of ''Sonichu'' is enough to curse an individual like the recently cursed Ethan Klein as of October 2026. | [[Cecil Turtle]] is the true creator of the memetic idea and curse of the medallion as he has infected countless multiverses with the medallion in order to corrupt and ruin the lives of countless beings since the medallion itself contains the memetic [[Cecil Gene|gene of Cecil]]. As of the 2020s, the will of the medallion has increased in real life as many individuals who have wore the medallion have had their lives and reputations ruined. Furthermore, the will has become so strong, that it now doesn't require a physical bearer to curse them, just any connection to the fanfiction of ''Sonichu'' is enough to curse an individual like the recently cursed Ethan Klein as of October 2026. | ||
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| Creation: | approx. 983,402,193,822,311 BC |
| Creator: | CECIL TURTLE |
The Sonichu medallion, also called the "Medal" by Chris Chan, is one of the most ancient and malevolently cursed artifacts across the Omniverse and it is said that no one who has ever obtained the medallion has ever found happiness. Its first known recorded progenitor was none other than Christian Weston Chandler in the year 2000 AD in our reality as the medallion itself manifested in our universe by Chris' own hands when the memetic and parasitic metaphysical essence of the medallion's will manipulated Chris into buying some Crayola Model Magic Clay with him modelling and crafting the medallion afterwards. In truth, Chris' lolcow life was the result of the abstract eldritch existence of the Sonichu Medallion itself, slowly making Chris go madder and crazier over time. Eventually, betraying God and plunging our timeline into darkness.
CECIL TURTLE is the true creator of the memetic idea and curse of the medallion as he has infected countless multiverses with the medallion in order to corrupt and ruin the lives of countless beings since the medallion itself contains the memetic gene of Cecil. As of the 2020s, the will of the medallion has increased in real life as many individuals who have wore the medallion have had their lives and reputations ruined. Furthermore, the will has become so strong, that it now doesn't require a physical bearer to curse them, just any connection to the fanfiction of Sonichu is enough to curse an individual like the recently cursed Ethan Klein as of October 2026.