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[[File:Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney cover art.jpg|thumb|alt=LOADSAMONYE| | [[File:Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney cover art.jpg|thumb|alt=LOADSAMONYE| OUY U! SHUTCHYURMAOUF! AN' LOOKAMUOIWAHD!!! I'VE GOTA LOADSAMONEEEY!!!]] | ||
<blockquote>"On yer buoike!!!"</blockquote> | |||
<blockquote>"L,O,D,S, OF E,M,O,N,E whats that spell? Loadsamoney! (probly)</blockquote>Loadsamoney was a cockney and a plasterer. Currently he's still the richest man in the world since 1981, with a net worth of one googolplex dollars, rivaling with [[The man in the suit|The man in the pickle suit]]. He's supposedly best pals with [[Lord Stupid IV]], but this is questionable, as due to his poorer economic status, he was often bribed into doing stupid things on the internet for money (and that's how Lord Stupid end up getting a job to be face of Xitter). With loads of money, he pays loads of women to have loads of sex with him. He enjoys banging women and flexing his wad onto others. He is shown to hang out with strange animals like [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Otis]] and [[Paul Blart]]. He gets angry when rats eats his money. | |||
He's who [[BossManJack]] aspires to be. | |||
== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
He loves his money more than anything in the world, waving his wads of cash in front of people's faces. He unlike most rich men, he's not a CEO or manager and therefore actually enjoys spending his money. Mainly on on prostitutes, drugs and extremely fancy, stupid looking expensive stuff to put into one of his 1000 mansions. He owns 100,000 private jets and helicopters, 11,000 private yachts, his 1,000,000 private lobster boilers, and his 2,000,000,000 whores and slaves, however he does complains that [[Jacques von Hämsterviel|Dr. Hämsterviel]] had sex for free but not him, and he doesn't know why. | |||
<youtube>https://youtu.be/PeDmKvzZkok?si=SHp7vycn-auebJ04</youtube> | |||
Loadsamoney <s>ADVERTISING COOL WATCHES</s> screaming for no reason. | |||
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Loadsamoney going to Finger's farm. | |||
== Where He Is Now? == | |||
Since the mid 1990s. Loadsamoney has mysteriously disappeared from the public vision since the late 90's. Many say he became so rich and powerful that people couldn't see him anyomre. Some say he faked his death and later disguised himself to become the South African Elon Musk. But the rest claim that he was assassinated by Russians, and that they now have secretly have control over his assets. | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:23, 6 February 2026
"On yer buoike!!!"
"L,O,D,S, OF E,M,O,N,E whats that spell? Loadsamoney! (probly)
Loadsamoney was a cockney and a plasterer. Currently he's still the richest man in the world since 1981, with a net worth of one googolplex dollars, rivaling with The man in the pickle suit. He's supposedly best pals with Lord Stupid IV, but this is questionable, as due to his poorer economic status, he was often bribed into doing stupid things on the internet for money (and that's how Lord Stupid end up getting a job to be face of Xitter). With loads of money, he pays loads of women to have loads of sex with him. He enjoys banging women and flexing his wad onto others. He is shown to hang out with strange animals like Biggie Cheese, Otis and Paul Blart. He gets angry when rats eats his money.
He's who BossManJack aspires to be.
Personality[edit | edit source]
He loves his money more than anything in the world, waving his wads of cash in front of people's faces. He unlike most rich men, he's not a CEO or manager and therefore actually enjoys spending his money. Mainly on on prostitutes, drugs and extremely fancy, stupid looking expensive stuff to put into one of his 1000 mansions. He owns 100,000 private jets and helicopters, 11,000 private yachts, his 1,000,000 private lobster boilers, and his 2,000,000,000 whores and slaves, however he does complains that Dr. Hämsterviel had sex for free but not him, and he doesn't know why.
Loadsamoney ADVERTISING COOL WATCHES screaming for no reason.
Loadsamoney going to Finger's farm.
Where He Is Now?[edit | edit source]
Since the mid 1990s. Loadsamoney has mysteriously disappeared from the public vision since the late 90's. Many say he became so rich and powerful that people couldn't see him anyomre. Some say he faked his death and later disguised himself to become the South African Elon Musk. But the rest claim that he was assassinated by Russians, and that they now have secretly have control over his assets.