Jacques von Hämsterviel

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-His Main Theme Song(Dr. Sunshine is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

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art @ CaseyLJones.

Real Name

Doktor Principal Terrence Cherry Perry "Rupert" Jacques von Hämsterviel

Alias(es)

Dr. Hämsterviel
(introduction)
Principal Perry
(professional name)
ℂ𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤

ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤

  • Big Fungus
  • Discord Mod
  • Dr. Rizzlerviel
  • Principal P
  • Cellblock Sally
  • Sergeant Short-Set
  • Crazy
  • Perry Bomb (Himself)
  • Taylor Swift (Himself)
  • Momma (Himself)
  • Bride (Himself)
  • Gerbil Boy (Stitch)
  • Milton (Mertle)
  • The Leprechaun (Donald Davenport)
  • Favorite Uncle Terry (Kerry Perry)
  • Fleshy Me
    (Mecha Hämsterviel)
  • Shoulder Pads (Daffy)
  • Sports Bra (Daffy)
  • Kitty Cat (Daffy)
  • Homie (Daffy)
  • My Nigga (Daffy)

𝕀𝕟-𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒

  • Some Retard

𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕤

  • Barf Bag
  • Vile Victor
  • Professor Gunther Freem

Species

Hemigod
Titan

Sex

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Age

Unknown

Date of Birth

Unknown

Nationality

🇩🇪 German
🇫🇷 French

Height

Midget

Hair Colour

██ Light Grey (Fursona)
██ Strong Gamboge (Human)

Eye Colour

██ Strong Scarlet (Fursona)
██ Dark Grayish Spring Bud (Human)

Handedness

Right

Relative(s)

Fenneko
(Wife)

Ruby from Jewelpets
(Adopted Sister)

Bartok
(Half Brother)

Residence

His House

Affiliation(s)

卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️.png 卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️

Occupation(s)

A lot (formerly)
Unemployed Criminal

Criminal Record

🇺🇸 United States:

  • Usurpation
  • Abuse of power
  • Treason
  • Kidnapping
  • Unethical experimentation
  • Slavery
  • Conspiracy
  • Terrorism
  • Jailbreak
  • Blackmail
  • Embezzlement
  • Brainwashing
  • Verbal abuse
  • Incrimination
  • Attempted genocide
  • Attempted mass murder
  • Attempted mutilation
  • Attempted universal domination
  • Sexual harassment
  • Murder
  • Property damage
  • Assault and battery
  • Trespassing

First Appearance

23rd of August, 1992:

  • Episode 350:
    Eggman Strikes Back

Actor

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Status

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Doktor Rupert Jacques von Hämsterviel (ルパート・ジャック・フォン・ハムスターフィール博士, Rupāto Jakku fon Hamusutāfīru Hakase), real name Doktor Principal Terrence "Terry" Cherry Perry Jacques von Hämsterviel (校長博士 テレンス・「テリー」・チェリー・ペリー ジャック・フォン・ハムスターフィール, Kōchō Hakase Terensu`Terī' Cherī Perī Jakku fon Hamusutāfīru), simply known as Dr. Principal Perry Hämsterviel, is a megalomaniacal mad scientist chinchilla type creature thingy and the former partner of Jumba Jookiba, whom Hämsterviel assisted in the creation of illegal, genetic experiments. In contrast to his diminutive size, Hämsterviel is a ruthless conqueror whose primary goal is universal domination similar to Daffy Duck's motivations. He was also the heir of the German Empire and was a significant member of the Pigmask Army. He started off as a recurring antagonist within the franchise before being revealed to viewers after the time skip that he is secretly one of the overarching deuteragonists in the entire narrative.

Hämsterviel's sexuality

He is the husband and happily married to Fenneko. He is also confirmed to be the half-brother of Bartok from Anastasia. Hämsterviel currently runs a based as fuck SML Parody channel called Kable10 and still posts based content everyday (Except his Skibidi Toilet shorts, he was dared to make those by his retarded wife when he lost a game of Chess with her). Furthermore, whenever he is in his human form, he is a skilled principle at Wayside High School for 20 years straight and loves to bully the sped class.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Similar to Daffy, Hämsterviel's background is a complete mystery. All that is known is that he is at least as old as Bill Cipher seeing as both lived in the same dimension once which got destroyed around trillions of years ago. He is also confirmed to be a Hemigod. It is theorized amongst fellow Fanboy & Chum Chum fans that he took his side from his Unknown Mother (Maybe that's why he can defeat many strong characters).

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Fanboy & Chum Chum: Birth by Sleep[edit | edit source]

He is just a minor character and rarely gets seen but when he was alone, he got confronted by Xehanort to create a sentient being called Vantias. Dr. Hämsterviel created it but didn't know that Xehanort used sprinkles to make it evil. He gave it to Xehanort and got 10,000 dollars from it but felt that his creation would turn evil but he gave that idea up and during this whole arc he was smoking cigarettes and meth with Marmalade.

Pre-Debut[edit | edit source]

Ditched on Venus[edit | edit source]

One day while taking the Space Bus, he was abandoned and got ditched on Venus because he was being a massive asshole and going over the white line with one of his feet. He met another ditched alien named Jumba and became best friends with him, Another fact is that during his time on Venus, he can't write perfect English and still doesn't to this day.

My sekret misson iz more better than yours u stupid bich

-His Writing in 2024

Entering Human High School[edit | edit source]

One day on Venus, Hämsterviel decided to go to Venus Normie Highschool out of sheer boredome and do absolutely nothing in his Freshmen Year but everything changed when he started to idolize Kurt Cobain. You see, Kurt Cobain was very relatable to him as they were both different from the norm so Hämsterviel decided to make music like nirvana covers. His favorite songs from them was Drain You and Lounge Act.

This was also during the time when he befriended Marmalade and both of them started a band that is like a fusion of Nirvana and Green Day. He would invite Haida and Jumba to join and they were all semi-popular until their senior year when Haida left so they disbanded but released a album of all of their songs a year later.

Joining Villain Squad[edit | edit source]

He would late get an invitation to join The Villain Squad, created by the thicc godess Fwench Fwy on her evil arc. He was the brains of the group and first created a TV show to brainwash people in Japan (Onegai My Melody) and killed bunch of people. 2 Years Later they all went to jail for a year and never saw each other. He also mutated a mouse called Ms. Mowz and forced her to marry him.

University Years[edit | edit source]

Him and Jumba entered the University of Galaxy Hills to earn their Doctor names however Hämsterviel met Dr Doe and they became fast friends quick, she manipulated him each day to spend more time on HER and not Jumba. Her plan did not work as Jumba and Hämsterviel were still homies after they graduated from University.

Hämsterviel eventually got tricked and his relationship with Jumba ended as he forced him to get out of his Lab. Jumba was later replaced by Dr. Doe who created the Protogens but Hämsterviel thought they were useless and gave up on them. Dr Doe eventually had enough of him and showed the big guns.

From that day forward, Hämsterviel was traumatized forever and that made him more angry and bitter. The only person who can comfort him is Isabelle who was his friend. Oh shit, I forgot to mention that Dr. Doe was Mexican and taught Hämsterviel on how to speak perfect Spanish.

Part X1[edit | edit source]

Return of Robotnik Arc[edit | edit source]

In 1992 A.D., Hämsterviel finally made his debut appearance in the entire franchise after Dr. Eggman noticed his feats on the experiments, he made him more powerful and part of his henchmen in the Eggman Empire. There he did mischief as making both sides hate each other like Fanboy getting more distracted with EDP445. He also had a fight with Bob The Oompa Loompa but had a tie with him. This humiliated him and Dr. Eggman removed him.

626 Experiments Arc[edit | edit source]

In 2003 A.D., Dr. Hämsterviel wanted to be an epic villain so he becomes one of the many antagonists in the franchise but this time he takeovers the Galactic Force with Gantu by building machines and hiring Serris to kill Lilo and Stitch. Eventually he was overthrown by Fanboy & Chum Chum so he had to work with EDP445 as an assistant to his evil works. Hämsterviel later fled to avoid being fought in the FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE.

He actually appeared in Lilo and Stitch 2: Hämsterviel's Havoc(AN ACTUAL GBA GAME) but just pretend he's in this game

Hero: The Game[edit | edit source]

He appears as a Boss Battle in Mecha Madness Zone trying to attack Hero and the other Protagonists. He is a major antagonist through the whole thing where he sends his goons(Fenneko, Meggy, King DeDeDe), he also controls Ridley and made Ambatron. He also

made the Death Egg but it got destroyed after he surrendered.

Fanboy and Chum Chum RPG Games[edit | edit source]

He serves as an antagonist and protagonist in the RPG games. Some of them have him as a major protagonist.

Volcano Island Arc[edit | edit source]

Dr. Hämsterviel at this point becomes more of a anti-heroic character then an overall antagonist but he is still evil and hates the heroes as always. Hämsterviel begins his appearance in the arc by building a laboratory in his isolated apartment but then meets Gantu again and they befriend each other quickly and both of them builds an evil secret base that nobody could enter. Hämsterviel then gets a call from Kyle to destroy Fanboy and Chum Chum for a reward of a Nintendo 64.

Him and Gantu wanted that thing so badly so they rushed to destroy the duo and they are seen in Episode 8 of Masturbation Diaries where they try to attack the duo and did it successfully. They end up tying them together but they get manipulated by Fanboy where he says that this isn't worth it and they should attack Kyle and steal the Nintendo 64. Hämsterviel and Gantu hesitated but then untied them and all four of them rushed to Kyle and stole his Nintendo 64 with all of his Nintendo 64 games.

Gantu realized that they weren't evil so he persuaded Hämsterviel to become evil again and during many episodes they do terrorism against the good guys and the bad guys. Dr. Hämsterviel then sees a past member of the squad he was in and it was the guy with the same name and height, Professor Rupert Marmalade IV, and both of them become friends again. Gantu got jealous so he tried to bang Ms. Mowz but Hämsterviel didn't care for that so Gantu banged Angel whom is Hämsterviel's Sugar Mommy and he got pissed so they never seen each other until much much later. Marmalade and Hämsterviel in the later episodes teams up with Bob Bobowski to finalize a plan to destroy the Frosty Mart but it goes terribly as Kyle destroys them in the final third episode of the arc/miniseries.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Riders: Zero Gravity[edit | edit source]

He didn't appear in the first Riders game but he appears as an unlockable character if they win 10 matches. He is appeared as a flight type rider which means he is able to go through flight courses during races, and he is able to do so with his jetpack. His theme song in this is the most common throughout the franchise for him.

Fanboy and Chum Chum Riders DX[edit | edit source]

Basically the same as Zero Gravity except he got updated and has a new BANGER SONG.

If I sound autistic, its because I'm awake in 1:00 pm in the morning.

The End Saga[edit | edit source]

The Hundred Year’s War Arc[edit | edit source]

In 2005 A.D., Hämsterviel becomes Maleficent's Assistant and killed a bunch of people who rebelled from the Maleficent. But the tragic event he saw was Ms. Mowz kissing lesbians in the Disney Villain Allegiance (The Team he's in with Maleficent) and did nothing but spank her. He also told Maleficent to kill Mertle Edmonds which she did successfully. Another thing he did was to side with Maleficent and be against Daffy Duck who he met in this arc while Daffy was helping Bugs and Sora find Kairi. He even manipulated Mr Game & Watch to not ally his friends because Ms. Game & Watch was in there. Speaking of Ms. Game and Watch, he was her Arch Rival.

After Maleficent died, he started his own evil podcast and made fun of Daffy and his homies, this unsucceeded and he got vore fan art of him which he liked???. Him and Daffy began having the most complicated relationship ever in this franchise probably.

Revelations Arc[edit | edit source]

In 2007 A.D., Hämsterviel and Daffy become much better acquittances because of an agreement that they need to work together to stop the higher power which in this case is the Olympic Gods. They even both fight together against the forces of Zeus like some type of stereotypical anime rival team-up battle shit.

Blank Points[edit | edit source]

In December of 2009 A.D., After Bugs fakes his death and Daffy is basically left abandoned and sent to a harsh prison cell known as Incel Down, he coincidently meets Hämsterviel in there since they are both sharing a cell together. They both become much more closer there and learn more about each other including each others' powers. A few weeks later, they both plan an escape and do so by killing all the guards and freeing everyone there by creating a prison revolution resulting in the suicide death of the prison's warden Samuel Norton.

After they escape to a beach in Mexico, Daffy told Dr. Hämsterviel that they should become partners in crime which Hämsterviel agreed (while also comically arguing over who the boss in this duo is). Hämsterviel also gave Daffy the genetic code to create the Leroys.

Part X2[edit | edit source]

The Birth Of Reuben[edit | edit source]

Dr. Hämsterviel and Marmalde decide to make Plush Youtube Videos to get famous but then Marmalde decided to create cringe episodes for his channel, Vester&Friends, but Hämsterviel didn't care because he created his YouTube channel Kable10 which is 100x better than his. Marmalade and Hämsterviel split but became terminally online friends and play Fortnite together(But Seriously, Marmalade is fucking cringe).

art by @peewf

After divorcing Ms. Mowz with the help of Daffy sometime before the time skip starts, after the time skip, he meets and marries Fenneko (And yes that was after Fenneko made a fool of her self getting cucked by Tsunoda) that made the wishes of Hämsterviel x Fenneko Shippers drop their fucking balls. He had a sexual affair with Fenneko and she birthed the most fucking disgrace I've ever seen in 50 days. That was Reuben (Lilo and Stitch version)who has the voice Yakko and he wasn't even born as a baby, he was a fucking teenager at birth. Hämsterviel, being a Chad he is, hanged out with his gluttonous boy for some fucking reason and gave him to Daffy Duck as his children.

Masturbation Diaries[edit | edit source]

Hämsterviel becomes a principle in Mission Creek High School.

Ragnarök Arc[edit | edit source]

He successfully freed Isabelle from Hel (not to be confused with Hell AKA Inferno) and moved forwards to Mr. Game & Watch's cave where he saved Retsuko, Fenneko, and Tsunoda with his army of Leroys to defeat Mr. Game & Watch (He's still not dead). Dr. Hämsterviel became a hero while Daffy was busy in Venus dealing with Bugs' depressed bitch ass. He is also learns about Ludo's plan on starting Ragnarök.

Space Saga[edit | edit source]

Prologue: Destruction of Venus[edit | edit source]

His wife, Fenneko, was kidnapped by Mr. Game & Watch again and he got very pissed so he went into a secret building by following his footsteps and found many secret documents in a stash. He realized there was going to be an invasion coming soon led by a group known as the ✡︎ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✡︎. He had to escape since many troops were in there. His best bet was to give the documents to his team. Daffy found the documents interesting and decided it was time for them to become mecha gundam space opera anime protagonists like Voltron or some shit!

After battling with a Metarex Messenger, both Hämsterviel's villainous team and Fenneko's friends decide to join forces and form a team named the L.O.S.E.R.S. as they are all currently being targeted by the United Nations, The Golden Order Treaty, and the ✡︎ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✡︎.

Dr. Hämsterviel, Daffy Duck, Amy Rose, and the rest of the L.O.S.E.R.S. find out the truth about the Seven Needles and Hämsterviel suggest asking Gantu to help them comprise a plan to prevent a manipulated Lucas to find it but it failed miserably and all the seven needles were pulled and Venus (Previously known as Earth by the Audience and Characters) got destroyed but fortunately for them, a random ass white space ship takes them away and fly far away so they do not get destroyed by the destruction of Venus as they witness their planet that they've tried so hard to protect (girls' side) and conquer (male's side) being destroyed and forever lost.

Chapter-1: Callisto / Zeenu[edit | edit source]

While The L.O.S.E.R.S. travel through space to head to Callisto to find the vault and secure the relic before the ✡︎ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✡︎ can, Ms. Game & Watch gives Hämsterviel a kiss on his cheeks for protecting her during the invasion. Him and the others enter their first mission on Callisto (known as Zeenu now).

Chapter-?: To Be Announced[edit | edit source]

After a lot of insane crazy plot points, the most vital moment happens in their adventure. The L.O.S.E.R.S. thought things couldn't get any worse, THEY WERE WRONG, they get captured by the Satanists and get sent to a torture chamber. Mr. Game & Watch and Bugs Bunny who are now full ✡︎ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✡︎ members witness Daffy and Hämsterviel and decide a perfect plan on revenge. They will defile their loved ones and so they sadly do so to Fenneko and Amy. Both Hämsterviel and Daffy are seperated and both witness their horrifc events seperatley at different moments. Hämsterviel and the poor tortured Fenneko are eventually freed by Fassad. (This is basically just Berserk Chapter 86).

Oh shit.......I just want to shoot myself in the head thanks to HIM.

Fenneko being tortured while Dr. Hämsterviel watches in agony
Chapter-?: To Be Announced[edit | edit source]

After more crazy traumatizing shit, The L.O.S.E.R.S. finally head to the old abandoned planet known as Shiver Star (previously known as Earth). While on there, Isabelle betrays Mr. Game & Watch as soon as she gets her conscious and kills Leroy. Mr Game & Watch enters his final ink form and to confront the L.O.S.E.R.S once and for all, they have an ultimate cool ass battle that is 100% cooler than any shitty ass Shonen Anime could ever animate. They eventually beat Mr. Game and Watch and frees his forced wife, Cheezborger(Who is now currently in a mental regressed state along with Slushi, Cofi, and Chikin Nuggit) and revived every character that he killed with a orb. Unfortunately, Mr. Game & Watch is still alive and is using a new form as he is impossible to kill with only ink organs.

As of now, that is currently where we are in the current story saga of this narrative, The L.O.S.E.R.S. are still trying to find relics to stop Thanos, Xehanort, Dark Oak, Sinu, Luca and etc.

Personality and Traits[edit | edit source]

Initially, Hämsterviel absolutely loved tormenting anybody, showing that he is quite sadistic. When he was in his human form, Hämsterviel loved particularly tormenting Leo, along with Adam, Bree and Chase and was considered the rudest principle in all existence. Another example would be during Masturbation Diaries when Hämsterviel tormented Fanboy and Chum Chum for being Freshmen (Which he obviously hates). Hämsterviel also loves calling people nicknames. Despite Hämsterviel rather tough demeanour, he is shown to be rather childish as he quivered in fear when his saw the imaginary hallucinated ghost of his dead mother scolding him and pouted when Adam, Bree and Chase told him to simply stand guard. Hämsterviel also thinks he's very appealing to people, such as when he described himself as "hot rod" calendar girl, when he tried to apply in a beauty pageant, however, when they didn't accept him, Hämsterviel said "but my bikini tells a different story." There are numerous layers to Hämsterviel overall personality as he can be human at times and then resuming his mild sadistic personality. Hämsterviel loves blackmailing rich people. and he is also very flirty towards his crushes and calls them nicknames (just like everyone) and follows them around. Besides his bad nature, Hämsterviel does very good things occasionally, such as in the Christmas Special, where he cooked dinner for all his enemies after he felt bad for ruining their holidays. Even so, he still made them pay for the dinner. In addition, Hämsterviel will help the Lab Rats to an extent, but only if the situation is dangerous enough for her.

Hämsterviel does have a soft spot though with his pet cats, particular with his favourite one, Mr. Whiskers whom is apparently been an immortal vice principle cat for 20 years. After on, Hämsterviel developed a soft side for Daffy Duck after they met in a 7-Eleven after escaping from prison and becoming best buddies, portraying Hämsterviel as an easy-going person whenever he is around Daffy. Afterwards, he also developed a compassionate and very considerate side for the rest of his newfound team after the Time Skip, to the point where he felt tormenting them brought him closer to them. When the team had to split off during the Ragnarök Saga, Hämsterviel admitted to missing them dearly since they were like "the brothers he never had and always wanted to him" and the closest thing he ever had to a real family. Because of this, he is very protective towards them and always helps them out if ant of them is in a fight.

Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]

In his fursona (debut apperance), Hämsterviel is a short, chubby, chinchilla-like alien with albino fur and eyes. Like many chinchillas, he has long ears lwith pink innards, buck teeth, a pink nose, and a long tail with bushy brown fur at the tip. When it comes to clothing, Hämsterviel always wears a red cape with a golded "H" brooch attached to the front of his chest.

In Hämsterviel's human form, Hämsterviel looks like a middled aged short chubby women with glasses and a very boomer hairstyle.

Relationships[edit | edit source]

Family[edit | edit source]

  • Unknown - (Deadbeat Father)
  • Ms. Hämsterviel - (Unknown Mother)
  • Fenneko - (Wife)
  • Dr. Habbitrale - (Half-Brother)
  • Bartok - (Half-Brother)
  • Ruby - (Adoptive Sister)
  • The L.O.S.E.R.S - (Team/Found Family)
  • Tinkaton - (Pet Pokemon)

Friends[edit | edit source]

  • Quico - (BFF)
  • Professor Marmalade - (BFF)
  • Isabelle - (Childhood Besties)
  • Tsunoda - (Friend)
  • Fassad - (Friend)
  • Retsuko - (Friend)
  • Gantu - (Friend)
  • Ms. Game & Watch - (Friend)
  • The rest of The L.O.S.E.R.S - (Friends)
  • The Lab Rats - (Friends, sorta)

Enemies[edit | edit source]

  • Mr. Game & Watch - (Arch-Nemesis)
  • Leroy - (Enemy/Feared Creation)
  • Ms. Mowz - (Enemy/Feared Creation)
  • Neo-Satanist Army - (Enemies)
  • Haida - (Personal Hatred)
  • Thanos - (Enemy)
  • Sinu - (Enemy)
  • Master Xehanort - (Enemy)
  • Dimentio - (Enemy)
  • Bugs Bunny - (Enemy)
  • Vanilla The Rabbit - (Enemy)
  • Luca From Wii Sports - (Enemy)

Pokemon Team[edit | edit source]

Dr. Hämsterviel indeed has a Pokemon team but it's just one Tinkaton and it's the most powerful Tinkaton in the world that can defeated someones team left handed.

His Tinkaton(art by ekkokenight)

There's also a epic video on how he defeated some dumbass with his Tinkaton.

As Barf Bag (His Ultimate Disguise!)[edit | edit source]

Most hottest bfb character

Barf bag booty by dashawm dg5rhov-pre.jpg

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • Wtf
  • Him in the Manga

    Him in the Manga

  • Him graduating at a University with Jumba

    Him graduating at a University with Jumba

  • Him and his evil squad back in 2011(made by Skyrina626Rainbow)

    Him and his evil squad back in 2011(made by Skyrina626Rainbow)

  • Him during his imprisoment in Incel Down.

    Him during his imprisoment in Incel Down.

  • Her showing her big guns lmao(Made by Alfa995)

    Her showing her big guns lmao(Made by Alfa995)

  • His son Reuben

    His son Reuben

  • His former waifu(made by TeamPervy_redux)

    His former waifu(made by TeamPervy_redux)

  • His current waifu(made by vauguecreature)

    His current waifu(made by vauguecreature)

  • Hämsterviel's Human Form!

    Hämsterviel's Human Form!

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  • The Ultimate Fight and ending of the Gravity Falls arc

    The Ultimate Fight and ending of the Gravity Falls arc

  • Him getting brutally beaten

    Him getting brutally beaten

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Story[edit | edit source]

  • He is a professional Futa Cock maker as shown in his works on his bitches.
  • He co-founded the Futa Virus on accident though.
  • He also made a transgendered virus to get back at Sonic.
  • He hates Mertle Edmonds cuz shes a fucking bitch nobody fucking likes.
  • He watches South Park and constantly quotes Eric Cartman all the time.
  • Hämsterviel's phone number is: 555-019-829-3434-533-65-5882
  • He still plays on his Gamecube which got restored when everything from his apartment got back into Little Planet.
  • In the episode Dirty Harry, His diary got leaked and it was shown to be the most weirdest thing ever that includes Age Regression, Him having dandruff problems, Using shoes to boost his height, and his real first name being Terry Perry.
  • He is also a professional at Sword Dueling in Wii Sports Resort
  • He regrets creating Leroy but has to deal with it.
  • Him and Dr. Doe have apologized recently and became friends again but he still thinks she's full of nightmares.
  • His voice and personality are based on the Frenchman from Monty Python and Frieza.
  • He hates Haida now for leaking his tapes.
  • He hates Reuben for no reason.
  • HE STILL FUCKING HATES REUBEN.
  • His accomplishment is that he never got cucked (You may count that one time with Dr. Doe but that was forced so we don't consider that as one)
  • He has 1 milllions subs, AWESOME.
  • He still has contact with the former Villain Squad and they had a meetup this year.
  • His main weapon is the Monado from Xenoblade Chronicles.
  • His main theme song, Dr. Sunshine is Dead, explains that he killed his old self and is now anti heroic.
  • He is one of Diego's personal friends.
  • He's actually a really big fan of the Foo Fighters and visits their concerts even though Fenneko doesn't like them but is forced to join.
  • It's obvious that he has a fat fetish like he has too much fat waifus.