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[[File:Darkmessiah.jpg|thumb|The Dark lord after his transformation]] | [[File:Darkmessiah.jpg|thumb|The Dark lord after his transformation]] | ||
'''The Dark | [[File:Carter.webp|left|thumb|The Dark Lord prior to the aftermath of the War in Heaven.]] | ||
'''The Dark Lord,''' also known as Carter Roosevelt Pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of [[Bean Khan]] who first attempted to overthrow [[God|Eru ilúvatar]] himself 20 years after The [[Pooh's Adventures Wiki|Poohniverse]] was created. | |||
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by [[Bean Khan]] and | The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by [[Bean Khan]] and the evil elf alien creature known as [https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Faction_Paradox Emma Watson]<ref>https://odysee.com/@SpiritScience:1/an-ode-to-emma-watson-the-christ-sophia:4</ref>, who the Bean kidnapped and forced her to bear his child. | ||
== War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch == | == War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch == | ||
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged. | 19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god without [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax|Yoreel]]'s permission. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged. | ||
[[File:FADaPOgUcAwP1X8.jpg|left|thumb|The Dark Lord on his Crysler to do some 50 Shades of Grey shit.]] | |||
The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as [[Jeffrey the evil]], [[The rot]], [[Nikocado Avocado|Ba'al Zabub]] and [[Void ghidorah]] to be trained and used as weapons in the war | The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as [[Jeffrey the evil]], [[The rot]], [[Nikocado Avocado|Ba'al Zabub]], [[Dark matter]] and [[Void ghidorah]] to be trained and used as weapons in the war of heaven. | ||
On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before [[God]] finally defeated the army with the help of [[Big Nigga]] and his own army of [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]] before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals | On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before [[God]] finally defeated the army with the help of [[Big Nigga]] and his own army of [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]] before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals. | ||
== Return of the Dark Lord == | == Return of the Dark Lord == | ||
It is said that when the troglodyte duck [[Joey]] stops moderating r/comics and stands up from his computer that the dark lord will return alongside his greatest servant, [[The horror|Apophis]]. | |||
==Comments== | |||
its enough to make a grown man cry | |||
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 17:14, 3 August 2026 (EDT) | |||
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The Dark Lord, also known as Carter Roosevelt Pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of Bean Khan who first attempted to overthrow Eru ilúvatar himself 20 years after The Poohniverse was created.
Early life
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by Bean Khan and the evil elf alien creature known as Emma Watson[1], who the Bean kidnapped and forced her to bear his child.
War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god without Yoreel's permission. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged.
The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as Jeffrey the evil, The rot, Ba'al Zabub, Dark matter and Void ghidorah to be trained and used as weapons in the war of heaven.
On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before God finally defeated the army with the help of Big Nigga and his own army of Cacaboreans before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals.
Return of the Dark Lord
It is said that when the troglodyte duck Joey stops moderating r/comics and stands up from his computer that the dark lord will return alongside his greatest servant, Apophis.
Comments
its enough to make a grown man cry
-- Ozzie T. Floridian (talk) 17:14, 3 August 2026 (EDT)